Dear Litster......:

[BradBigBrain]

Dear I see you did that thing again Litster

I'm sorry. You're right ..I apologise

I'm finding it difficult to get into the feel of this place again...I suppose I am trying to find just the play aspect but its all a bit forced. I simply didn't know what to say to you by PM so I thought if I could find that playfulness on the boards I might rediscover that side of me and work it out
You deserve more than that.

bit of a fuck up Litster

No need to apologize. Just go to the fun threads and post to your heart's content.

 

[Kat73]

Dear Litster,



Me

 

[BradBigBrain]

Honey,

back atcha

Brad

 

[BlackCashmere]

Honey,

back atcha

Brad

Dear you...just wanted to thank you for always being there...your daily messages make me smile...you are a treasure...

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear you...just wanted to thank you for always being there...your daily messages make me smile...you are a treasure...

Honey,

I just like to tell you hello!

B

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear to good to be true,

After further examination you were. Oh you may look like your the best thing since sliced bread but your a grade "A" piece of work. Never meet a man who was more scared of living or less covert on here. SMH

Signed,


Your never gonna get it

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear jameslewis,

That is a great gift, thank you! A whole swim team just for me, to cater to my every whim.... ohhhhhh.... I fear I would die from exhaustion but what a way to go!

Much love,
Got enough padding to float

 

[Penuche]

Dear Litser,
I'm sorry that you thought I might be able and willing to entertain you in your own language and enjoy it. Using my 3rd language isn't inherently arousing for me, in fact, it becomes distractingly close to hard work.

I realise that you might believe that your language is a turn on for sex because of its use in porn films, but I associate it more with engineering and science.

Also, just because I'm happy to make a habit of talking dirty to one litser, it doesn't mean I'm happy to do it to every other bored person who turns up in my inbox.

Also, leck mich am Arsch du Trottel!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Dear Litser,
I'm sorry that you thought I might be able and willing to entertain you in your own language and enjoy it. Using my 3rd language isn't inherently arousing for me, in fact, it becomes distractingly close to hard work.

I realise that you might believe that your language is a turn on for sex because of its use in porn films, but I associate it more with engineering and science.

Also, just because I'm happy to make a habit of talking dirty to one litser, it doesn't mean I'm happy to do it to every other bored person who turns up in my inbox.

Also, leck mich am Arsch du Trottel!

Dear scary fairy.

You speak 3 languages??? Or possibly more, you just said this was the third of the languages you speak. I can barely speak adequate English.

 

[Penuche]

Dear scary fairy.

You speak 3 languages??? Or possibly more, you just said this was the third of the languages you speak. I can barely speak adequate English.

Dear daunted monoglot,
English is my mothertongue. German and French are broken but adequate for general use on most subjects (even when exhausted, drunk, or pretty damn ill). Rudimentary Polish (about the level of a 5 year old). A few words of Spanish, Italian, Welsh, and Latin. I can sing (phonetically) in a few more.

IMHO it's nothing that special - others are good with statistics, or machinery, or working out exactly how to fit things into an already full freezer - this is just another quirk of mind plus enough practice.

 

[Bitesback]

Dear daunted monoglot,
English is my mothertongue. German and French are broken but adequate for general use on most subjects (even when exhausted, drunk, or pretty damn ill). Rudimentary Polish (about the level of a 5 year old). A few words of Spanish, Italian, Welsh, and Latin. I can sing (phonetically) in a few more.

IMHO it's nothing that special - others are good with statistics, or machinery, or working out exactly how to fit things into an already full freezer - this is just another quirk of mind plus enough practice.

Dear Multilingual Litster,

Who knew this was a talent? Can I claim the same for the fridge? It is pretty handy at holiday time!

Feeling good about not being special,
another monolingual Litster

 

[RoyceConnors]

Dear ignorant as fuck Litster, she is like that and it would be a wise move to remove that post about her asap, or face many who will find it offensive. All I see is jealousy rearing its ugly head and wearing your face.

Pissed Off Lister holding back from saying more right now

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Strong-armed Litster,

I have decided I can't sleep without you here. We need to remedy this before I enter full-fledged sleep deprivation. And maybe I just miss you too.

Signed,

Your sleepless princess

 

[Penuche]

Dear Multilingual Litster,

Who knew this was a talent? Can I claim the same for the fridge? It is pretty handy at holiday time! <snip>

Dear fridgestuffing Litser
It is indeed a talent; Him Indoors has it and I don't. He thinks of it as a 3d jigsaw puzzle, I think of it as a difficult chore and envy both of you.

 

[KapitalK]

Dear Sleepless Lister,

You'll be in my arms soon enough though I can't guarantee much sleep for either of us

Signed,
Your Strong-Armed Lister

 

[FantasySlut]

Litster

If that is the only reason you have to contact, don't even bother.



Not interested

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear Song in Their Heart Litster,

Tune in to my channel when you can.

All Static-y Litster

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Litster,

I accidently logged out of my name and popped back on as a guest. Holy Schmols my sigs turned back on. Oh my eyes! Yours is horrific! Please stop for the sake of other peeps. Less is more.

Signed,

Couldn't Wait to Sign in Under Aqua again.

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear Aqua Litster,

I'll take care of the bows for you.

Helpful Litster

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Lister,

It is always nice to make new friends, but the old ones are much more trusted. Glad we finally remembered that. Thanks for going shopping with me. XD Hugs

Signed,

Site Tumbleweed.

 

[jezzilee]

Dear Master of Trivia Litster,

The answer is Mortimer.

For the win, do you know what the question is?

Signed,

Not gonna play strip trivia with you litster.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Litster,

I think everyone knows the answer to the trivia question....Cartoon Characters for 200, Alex...what was Mickey Mouse's original first name?

I'll take your shirt, TYVM.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Litster,

I think everyone knows the answer to the trivia question....Cartoon Characters for 200, Alex...what was Mickey Mouse's original first name?

I'll take your shirt, TYVM.

Mortimer?

 

[mickyp123]

Dear Litster,

I think everyone knows the answer to the trivia question....Cartoon Characters for 200, Alex...what was Mickey Mouse's original first name?

I'll take your shirt, TYVM.

Mohammed

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Master of Trivia Litster,

The answer is Mortimer.

For the win, do you know what the question is?

Signed,

Not gonna play strip trivia with you litster.

Mortimer?

Dear Deja Vu Litster,

That's what SHE said.