Dear Litster......:

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear flipflop loving litster,

thank you for the tip on how to use midol. It has been a life saver.

signed,

yes, i know i am a lightweight after only having one glass litster

Dear Lightweight Litster,

God help us if we ever get together it would go from One Glass to One bottle!

Flip Flop Lover

 

[fire_breeze]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

One step at a time; we will get through and it will be smooth sailing. It's already begun, it's already well on its way. It will get better and better.

And then I can say I told you so.

Just thought I remind you.

Yours, your C. litster.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

One step at a time; we will get through and it will be smooth sailing. It's already begun, it's already well on its way. It will get better and better.

And then I can say I told you so.

Just thought I remind you.

Yours, your C. litster.

Dear classy and much missed litster...I am so happy to see you posting again...you are so dear to me...so proud of you too...congrats on all your scholarly accomplishments...you are amazing ...

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Lister,

I am so happy for you. I hope she is the woman of your dreams and that you finally get that wife you have been dreaming of. I hope that lil rug rats follow shortly. I always wished you the best. I hope that she is finally it!

Signed,

Site Tumbleweed

 

[lowphat]

Dear Litster,

You rocked my world when you entered it, and I love you for that. I look forward to that day when we enjoy coffee together!

Luv ya

 

[Endless_Night]

Dear Stranger Danger Litster,

I have never interacted with you in any fashion. That means it is not appropriate to send me unsolicited cock pics. No matter how politely worded the PM.

No.

Just no.

Does this really need to be said?

Sincerely,
Baffled Litster

 

[OxfordDon]

Dear litster

I hope you whispered my name when you came...

 

[RoyceConnors]

My dearest Litster friends, I'm sorry and apologize deeply for how I've acted this year. Life wasn't fair to me and that happens, unfortunately too many times for me. Still, it gave me no reason to act like I did and become needy and dependant on you. I should never have wanted more than you could give, no matter how or what it was. Loneliness is brutal and the pain and depression just makes it a complete package.

I know when I start upsetting you, disappointing you and even hurting you, I have no right to be here or deserve your friendhship. Thank you so much for all you shared with me and I hope I made things even a little better in your lives.

I have no idea if I'll return again, but know I hold you dearly in my heart always.

 

[zydrate]

My dearest Litster friends, I'm sorry and apologize deeply for how I've acted this year. Life wasn't fair to me and that happens, unfortunately too many times for me. Still, it gave me no reason to act like I did and become needy and dependant on you. I should never have wanted more than you could give, no matter how or what it was. Loneliness is brutal and the pain and depression just makes it a complete package.

I know when I start upsetting you, disappointing you and even hurting you, I have no right to be here or deserve your friendhship. Thank you so much for all you shared with me and I hope I made things even a little better in your lives.

I have no idea if I'll return again, but know I hold you dearly in my heart always.

Noooooooooooooooooo
*grabs your leg and hangs on* don't go

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear classy and much missed litster...I am so happy to see you posting again...you are so dear to me...so proud of you too...congrats on all your scholarly accomplishments...you are amazing ...

Dear Rose Machine Litster,

Audrey has nothing on your av.

VS-Lurking Litster

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Dear Litster,

I think you've used up all the superlatives, let's bring it down a notch, geez.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear Rose Machine Litster,

Audrey has nothing on your av.

VS-Lurking Litster

Lub you...

 

[Penuche]

<snip> I know when I start upsetting you, disappointing you and even hurting you, I have no right to be here or deserve your friendhship. Thank you so much for all you shared with me and I hope I made things even a little better in your lives.

I have no idea if I'll return again, but know I hold you dearly in my heart always.

Come off it - everyone messes up, lashes out, or does other things they bitterly regret.

Take time away if you must, but come back when you're ready. People will generally be so glad to have you back that any genuine attempt at a fresh start will be welcomed. I've seen it happen before (elsewhere) and you really aren't the worst human being ever.

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear Litster,

I think you've used up all the superlatives, let's bring it down a notch, geez.

Dear Perfect, Fantastic Ass Litster,

That is the most perfectest post ever.

Subtle Litster

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Stranger Danger Litster,

I have never interacted with you in any fashion. That means it is not appropriate to send me unsolicited cock pics. No matter how politely worded the PM.

No.

Just no.

Does this really need to be said?

Sincerely,
Baffled Litster

Dear Baffled Litster,

Earlier today I wondered WHAT everyone else is doing to get these unsolicited cock PMs. I think I've had one EVER. And it's not that I WANT a cock PM; I don't envy you. But today I got my second unsolicited PM that was more than just an attempt to chat. Apparently if you change your av to something bookish and talk about books a lot, people will ASSUME you want to read their erotic stories and just send them to you in a PM unsolicited. I have to admit I stopped reading it the moment a dog was mentioned (and erotic literature is not really my thing - weird I'm on Lit, I know). So while I didn't get a cock pic, I feel like now I am part of a special club

Signed,
No solicitors wanted Litster

Amendment: Now if Stephen King, Gillian Flynn, Joe Hill, or any of my other favorite authors want to send me their unsolicited work, I'll be happy to take it.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

My dearest Litster friends, I'm sorry and apologize deeply for how I've acted this year. Life wasn't fair to me and that happens, unfortunately too many times for me. Still, it gave me no reason to act like I did and become needy and dependant on you. I should never have wanted more than you could give, no matter how or what it was. Loneliness is brutal and the pain and depression just makes it a complete package.

I know when I start upsetting you, disappointing you and even hurting you, I have no right to be here or deserve your friendhship. Thank you so much for all you shared with me and I hope I made things even a little better in your lives.

I have no idea if I'll return again, but know I hold you dearly in my heart always.

Yo bro,

You just need to get out on your bike more.

Remember...

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff113/balidas/therapy_zps186cf435.jpg

and besides...

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff113/balidas/curve_zps227728c3.jpg

 

[beachbabydoll36]

Dear Baffled Litster,

Earlier today I wondered WHAT everyone else is doing to get these unsolicited cock PMs. I think I've had one EVER. And it's not that I WANT a cock PM; I don't envy you. But today I got my second unsolicited PM that was more than just an attempt to chat. Apparently if you change your av to something bookish and talk about books a lot, people will ASSUME you want to read their erotic stories and just send them to you in a PM unsolicited. I have to admit I stopped reading it the moment a dog was mentioned (and erotic literature is not really my thing - weird I'm on Lit, I know). So while I didn't get a cock pic, I feel like now I am part of a special club

Signed,
No solicitors wanted Litster

Amendment: Now if Stephen King, Gillian Flynn, Joe Hill, or any of my other favorite authors want to send me their unsolicited work, I'll be happy to take it.

Dear No Solicitors Wanted Litster,
He sent one to you too? I stopped reading when the dog was mentioned as well.I guess we are both part of a special club

Signed ,
Happened to me too Litster

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear No Solicitors Wanted Litster,
He sent one to you too? I stopped reading when the dog was mentioned as well.I guess we are both part of a special club

Signed ,
Happened to me too Litster

Lol - there's another poster, SK--- (I am not good with numbers), who ALSO got the story. Man, he must really want us to read about his dog.....

 

[sks43]

Lol - there's another poster, SK--- (I am not good with numbers), who ALSO got the story. Man, he must really want us to read about his dog.....

It was me! at least I'm in good company.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Endless_Night]

Dear Baffled Litster,

Earlier today I wondered WHAT everyone else is doing to get these unsolicited cock PMs. I think I've had one EVER. And it's not that I WANT a cock PM; I don't envy you. But today I got my second unsolicited PM that was more than just an attempt to chat. Apparently if you change your av to something bookish and talk about books a lot, people will ASSUME you want to read their erotic stories and just send them to you in a PM unsolicited. I have to admit I stopped reading it the moment a dog was mentioned (and erotic literature is not really my thing - weird I'm on Lit, I know). So while I didn't get a cock pic, I feel like now I am part of a special club

Signed,
No solicitors wanted Litster

Amendment: Now if Stephen King, Gillian Flynn, Joe Hill, or any of my other favorite authors want to send me their unsolicited work, I'll be happy to take it.

Dear No Solicitors Wanted Litster,

The old, unsolicited erotic story approach. I've received - *thinks back* - Three, to date, and all seemingly endless walls of text, and remarkably lacking in paragraphs. What's up with that? Are paragraphs out of fashion?

This was my first cock pic. Ever. I was not amused.

I also have wondered about the flood of unsolicited cock pics complaint about by others. I did not want one you understand, just wondered what they were doing to get them. Now I know. They were doing nothing. Shoulda known.

Grateful I Didn't Get The Dog Litster

 

[Bookishleigh]

It was me! at least I'm in good company.

And I'm sorry I butchered your Lit name! I was too lazy to go back and jump threads. Wonder how he chose his "victims"? By av, alphabetical order, post count? Now I feel like he didn't really know me at all...I'm just another girl. I thought my bookish av and personality meant something to him.... *sniff, sniff*

And I'm over it.

 

[Endless_Night]

Now look here. That chihuahua was essential for the comparison to be made vivid. You girls obviously have no appreciation of erotic imagery.

That was you, DesEsseintes?!?

Hmmm. Somehow a chihuahua was not quite what I was expecting.

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear Baffled Litster,

Earlier today I wondered WHAT everyone else is doing to get these unsolicited cock PMs. I think I've had one EVER. And it's not that I WANT a cock PM; I don't envy you. But today I got my second unsolicited PM that was more than just an attempt to chat. Apparently if you change your av to something bookish and talk about books a lot, people will ASSUME you want to read their erotic stories and just send them to you in a PM unsolicited. I have to admit I stopped reading it the moment a dog was mentioned (and erotic literature is not really my thing - weird I'm on Lit, I know). So while I didn't get a cock pic, I feel like now I am part of a special club

Signed,
No solicitors wanted Litster

Amendment: Now if Stephen King, Gillian Flynn, Joe Hill, or any of my other favorite authors want to send me their unsolicited work, I'll be happy to take it.

Dear No Solicitors,

Cock pics forthcoming. Sorry it took me so long.

Sincerely,
Didn't Realize I Skipped You!

 

[removed9556]