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Dear liveandlearn

that is a very enticing av.


This thread always makes me smile Litster
 
Dear SMH Litster,

1. Nice tits.
2. How's your day?
3. Here's my cock. Let's fuck.

~me

Dear me

1. Thanks - I'm rather fond of them myself

2. Lovely, thanks for asking

3. Damn that made my pussy wet! May I have another Sir?

I'm a quick study Litster
 
Dear QuickStudy Litster,

A++

HaHaHa Litster :D

Dear HaHaHa Litster

Why did you not share your trick with quick study Litster about using blotting paper to save getting wet when dealing with the smooth talking 3B,

I've got your sexy Dragon Litster
 
Dear Maestra,

I wish I'd had the Cliff Notes version before!

Signed,

Feeling Ever so much Clever with your Wisdom Litster
:D
 
Dear HaHaHa Litster

Why did you not share your trick with quick study Litster about using blotting paper to save getting wet when dealing with the smooth talking 3B,

I've got your sexy Dragon Litster

Dear HoldingMySexyAtBay Litster,

Imma waiting at EBay...no sign of her yet.

Highest Bidder Litster

:D
 
Dear RandomHotWomanLitster

It's just a compliment. Take it for what it is and nothing more.

Signed,

RandomLurkingManLitster
 
Dear Litster,

I stumbled across some of your posts elsewhere and they made me smile.
I just can't tell you anymore.

Me litster :rose:
 
Dear Looking Litster,



She'll come home when she's ready...at least that is what HeartFull told me.

*sigh*

ComfySlouchy Litster
Dear Cum Slouch,

Wait...that's not right

Dear ComfySlouch,

Nope...

Forget it.

I know she will. :rose:
 
Dear awake dog,

What the hell are you doing looking at my pockets?
I only have 22 cents a piece of lint and my debit card.
Glad you are feeling better......but I think you shared.

Congested litster
Dear Congested Litster

And you thought I was making it up when I said things are Evil Knievilesque.....

And why didn't you bother to tell me that spaghetti was a bad plan after 2 days being sick.....

Not eating tonight!!!
 
Dear sicko

Are you fucking serious? You haven't listened to me yet....do you think I was going to say, "Are you sure you wanna make that?" I would have said something but all you would have heard was blah blah blah.....

Have a 1/2 sub left if you want it litster.
 
Dear Introspective Litster,
No matter what, I love you. I've told you every way I can think of, yet words never seem to do my feelings justice. It seems ridiculous to think those three words can sum up my feelings adequately, especially when love means something different to everyone. I don't know how to describe my feelings for you, other than love. I think about you constantly, every spare moment you are on my mind. I miss you, wonder about your day, count the minutes until we get to talk again. Count the months, weeks, and days until we get to see each other again.

When you found me, I was an emotional mess. Quite sure that I wasn't deserving of happiness, let alone the love of someone so wonderful. I'm not sure how you managed to scale those walls, but here you are, a huge part of my life. And for that, I'm thankful.

Signed,
Your baby girl
 
Dear Introspective Litster,
No matter what, I love you. I've told you every way I can think of, yet words never seem to do my feelings justice. It seems ridiculous to think those three words can sum up my feelings adequately, especially when love means something different to everyone. I don't know how to describe my feelings for you, other than love. I think about you constantly, every spare moment you are on my mind. I miss you, wonder about your day, count the minutes until we get to talk again. Count the months, weeks, and days until we get to see each other again.

When you found me, I was an emotional mess. Quite sure that I wasn't deserving of happiness, let alone the love of someone so wonderful. I'm not sure how you managed to scale those walls, but here you are, a huge part of my life. And for that, I'm thankful.

Signed,
Your baby girl

OMG...I love you both!:rose::kiss::rose::kiss:
 
Dear me.

Someday, we need to install some brakes. Or a throttle control, or something. Maybe a governing switch. Parachute? Hook the wire, slow down, come to a complete halt, stop, proceed no further. Shut mouth, still fingers, put brain in gear before activating outside communication systems.

Signed,

A concerned citizen
 
Dear Head

I know I have some angry dwarf trying to hammer and chisel its way out of you. But please make it stop. It won't work. You are trapped in there. Just accept it and stop it. I've sent Ibuprofen in to stop you because of your stubbornness.

Signed,

Rest of my body.
 
Dear my friend,

I disagree with your assessment. I think that it can be a lot longer than you think!

~ Me
 
Dear Passive-Aggressive Litster

Practice what you preach.

Sincerely,
Tired of the Hypocrisy

:cool:
 
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