Dear Litster......:

[Lord Pmann]

Yeah! Hey Pmann, you're interesting and pretty funny! I find your posts amusing like 90% of the time!

How am I doing?

There is a 10% margin of error in your amusement level detections. But you're doing okay.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think. Pmann if I'm reading this right

Yes. That Mermaid is forever trying to blow me.

 

[default24]

Yes. That Mermaid is forever trying to blow me.

I feel like she might have a different interpretation of that, but if she won't refute it, it must be true

 

[Lord Pmann]

I feel like she might have a different interpretation of that, but if she won't refute it, it must be true

If she refutes it, she's a liar. A big titted liar.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

He keeps turning me down.

 

[default24]

He keeps turning me down.

What a twist! The implication was the opposite!

What do you think his reasons are?

 

[neakman]

He keeps turning me down.

turning you over might be fun.....

 

[ElasticMermaid]

What a twist! The implication was the opposite!

What do you think his reasons are?

He must be blind.

 

[Lord Pmann]

What a twist! The implication was the opposite!

What do you think his reasons are?

I can't be bothered to drive the two hours to let her.

 

[default24]

He must be blind.

But he knows you have an amazing rack...
Something's not adding up here

 

[ElasticMermaid]

But he knows you have an amazing rack...
Something's not adding up here

Who DOESN'T know that?

 

[default24]

Who DOESN'T know that?

Helen Keller?

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Almost Helen Keller,

Take the bus since you're all poor and whatnot.

Sincerely,

Arggghhh...your Matey

 

[Lord Pmann]

He must be blind.

Helen Keller?

Dear Justice Police-

Come save me from these mean, intolerant people who like to make fun of blind people who won't let big titted mermaids give them blowjobs.

Sincerely,

Disenfranchised

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Litsters,
Good fucking Lord...
Anyone ever tell you the one about the dead horse?

I was very offended at the OP, because it was incendiary and in very poor taste. I don't give a good God damn if she apologized or not. I'm socially awkward. My thirteen year old son is socially awkward....neither of us are stupid enough to start up with a bunch of strangers with our brand of humor, and regardless of whether she is a Skinny Minnie or Botero's Bruja, no one except some vile, no-mannered troll is going to start her thread out in the way that she did. It should have been moved to the GB where that type of "sarcasm" is encouraged. Hell, it would STILL be thriving over there. And chances are, the OP would have found her soulmate by now. (#sarcasm in last sentence only for everyone needing clarity)

But, it was moved into the PG.. Where it finally died the death it deserved.(#another bit of sarcasm ... Again, yanno..just in case)


Signed,
Lovingly yours,
Big old Furry, Whisker-growing, Fat-skirted, Mama Bear..

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Mama Bear,

Just don't click on the thread and problem is solved!

And you do put your brand of humour all over the boards. Sooooo, that doesn't really make sense.

Sincerely,

Skinny as a Stick

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

D(.)(.)

Dear Mama Bear,

Just don't click on the thread and problem is solved!

And you do put your brand of humour all over the boards. Sooooo, that doesn't really make sense.

Sincerely,

Skinny as a Stick

Dollie-------- It really doesn't matter how skinny your stick is as long as it makes wood.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

can we shame mimes? nobody likes them bastards.....

I like them.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Mermaid,

Clean your box. Stop saving all my messages for future reading.

Sincerely,

One Eyed Willy

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Dear Almost Helen Keller,

Take the bus since you're all poor and whatnot.

Sincerely,

Arggghhh...your Matey

Speaking of amazing racks look Aquagal showed up here!!!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Mama Bear,

Just don't click on the thread and problem is solved!

And you do put your brand of humour all over the boards. Sooooo, that doesn't really make sense.

Sincerely,

Skinny as a Stick

dear stick dick,

*sticks out tongue*

Yes, I do..but I'm not a douche about it...

Signed,
Still elated that shart of a thread is gone...

 

[Caress40]

Dear Litster,

Thank you for the caring pm about my post concerning my safety.



Smitten Litster

 

[iamincognito45]

Dear Litster,

Thank you for the caring pm about my post concerning my safety.



Smitten Litster

Dear smitten,

Always wonderful to see this lovely lady around...

Just sayin'

Signed, The observant one

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Dear Self-Proclaimed "Sexy" Litster,

go skinny-fuck yourself.

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Self-Proclaimed "Sexy" Litster,

go skinny-fuck yourself.

What she said. And on the off chance you're an alt, just messing with our heads, joke's over. It stopped being funny with that first post.