Dear Litster......:

[John_Q_Public]

Dear Worm litster,

I appreciate you copying and pasting your definition...did you find it while you looked up epitome and schadenfreude?

You are going to have to pick up your game if you want to play little girl. I do not fuck around. You're weak. That's why you try to have others carry out your dirty work.

Oh yes. I know everything. How you attacked someone for having a personality. That person isn't here anymore. Who made them leave? You did. See the hypocrisy? You're soaking in it.

Have you told your cohort how you tried to get others (with more influence than you) to help you get rid of said person and when they didn't comply you and your bitch of a boyfriend started an attack campaign on that person? Maybe you did tell your crony. She is a bird of same feathers.

How apropos that your profile speaks of karma. All of you are squirming now that all of this shit coming around.

Sincerely,

https://youtu.be/DQTCS6aWRSc

 

[Chris_Michael]

Dear Litster,

I make one amazing bitch of a boyfriend.

Dear everybody else,

Sorry, I haven't been keeping up with the board. I've been playing Fallout 2, and I beat it tomorrow. I'm guessing Pillars of Eternity next or I may go back to Baldur's Gate. Hmmmmm...

 

[John_Q_Public]

Dear litster still living in parent's basement,

That was pathetic.

You're a douchebag.

Sincerely,

I'm here... let's dance.

 

[Chris_Michael]

Dear parents,

I hope you aren't Litsers but if you are, thank you for the dope ass basement to game in.

Dear Xbox Kinect users,

Let's Damce, though the best title on the platform, is a really shitty game.

 

[37_ttej]

Dear basement dwellers,

Are those nekker pictures!?

Oh, nekkid pictures.

For a moment my medallion was vibrating.

Signed,

Prone to random commentary.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear Bitch Ass boyfriend,

Do you think we should tell my husband?

Aww shit. I forgot, you already talk to him too.

Signed, too many men, so little time.

 

[John_Q_Public]

Lol... you two are so fucking lame. Fuck off.

I can't believe the shoeless one doesn't see the frauds you truly are.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I don't know this lame that you speak of, (unless it is calling one out for having her cohorts do the work for her, but yet doing this exact thing)but I am not fucking him/her and neither is my bitch ass boyfriend.

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Litsters,

I don't know who's fucking who. Or should that be whom?
In any case I thought who was still on first base and what on second.
So whether who is fucking themselves or whom - or what - I am still unsure.
I'm just fucking confused.

Signed,

Pretty much clueless

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear clueless.

At this rate, I am going to have to go jump on my dildo and ride off into the sunset with all these sweet words bouncing around. I am totally turned on now!! So, I assure you, I will be fucking something tonight.

Signed,
willing to skip the bases

 

[John_Q_Public]

Dear Litsters,

I don't know who's fucking who. Or should that be whom?
In any case I thought who was still on first base and what on second.
So whether who is fucking themselves or whom - or what - I am still unsure.
I'm just fucking confused.

Signed,

Pretty much clueless

Neither do I...

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Skippy,

I'm sure your fears are base-less (see what I did there).
Undoubtedly there must be many well-endowed male Litsters just waiting for sunset in order to emerge from their basements.
Don't be put off by the protruding eyes, pale flesh and feeble limbs. I'm sure some of them have mighty swords willing to render you satisfactory service.
So don't fall on your dildo just yet.

Signed,

Agony Uncle

 

[John_Q_Public]

No sweetheart... I don't care what he says... fucking doesn't make you any smarter. If it did you'd need it 24/7/365 (and sometimes 366...) Oh never mind. I've already lost you.

Yeah! fucking makes you smarter!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear Uncle, (yes smooth ^^^ )

I would never fall. I'm always very careful.

Short people never have far to fall anyway.

Signed,
needed that laugh. Thank you.

 

[John_Q_Public]

Bahahahahahahahahahaha.

She doesn't get it. Sad.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear your PM box is full.

I can't reply, but thank you.

Signed,
would reply properly, but you need to douche

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear brother,

Drink Aussie is a bitch. Not intentionally, but comparing you to those other litsters was not meant to be a jab at you, but I can see how it was... Oops. You look lovely in pink, I'm sure.

Loads of love,

Foot in mouth

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Doofus,

It's all good, I was taking the piss!
It takes a lot more than that to hurt your bro's immense ego ... erm, personality.
I lurvs ya.

Big bro

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Doucher,

Thanks for the prompt.
Situation remedied.
I've now cleared out all of Slinger's unsolicited cock pics and am now ready to recieve quality mail.

Empty Box

*hmm, you maybe could have chosen a better sign-off Jett*

 

[Chris_Michael]

Dear Litster who is hostile,

Your grammar is impeccable. I don't know whether to be mad at you or to fall in love with you. You wouldn't happen to be gay, would you? I mean, you do suck that woman's dick a lot... just curious. I give a great blowjob.

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Gwynbleidd,

I'm not hostile, just a goofball who likes to play with words.
Apologies if I caused offence.
I'm happy to take as good as I give but, alas, I'm not gay. Nor Scoia'tael.

Signed,

Prefers Triss to Jen

 

[Chris_Michael]

Dear Gwynbleidd,

I'm not hostile, just a goofball who likes to play with words.
Apologies if I caused offence.
I'm happy to take as good as I give but, alas, I'm not gay. Nor Scoia'tael.

Signed,

Prefers Triss to Jen

Dear not hostile person,

I wasn't referring to you.

 

[Chris_Michael]

Dear Litster,

I have officially beaten all Fallout games and all DLC and the Restoration Project (FO2).

FO1 - Dogmeat + Energy Weapons OP
FO2 - Small Guns + Energy Weapons + Better Criticals + Sharpshooter + Sniper OP

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Ok. I do hope all the RANTS are over, the SHAMING has ended- let's get this thread back on track.
Scly,
Hopeful Lister

 

[mickyp123]

Dear Hopeful Litster


Good Call, let's hope it gets back there

Enjoyed the thread in its prime Litser