Dear Litster......:

[BradBigBrain]

Dear AboveMe Litster.

Shouldn't that be...


FapFapFap?

SkippingAwayWithASongOnMyLips Litster

Dear Skippy,

It should be when we're talking about me and you.

SkippingWithYouHoldingHands

 

[perkyT]

Dear Skippy,

It should be when we're talking about me and you.

SkippingWithYouHoldingHands

Dear B2,

You get an extra ManCard for skipping with me.

ListeningToEdSheeranAcousticWhileWeSkip Sis



Heh. Enough emotey thingies?

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear B2,

You get an extra ManCard for skipping with me.

ListeningToEdSheeranAcousticWhileWeSkip Sis



Heh. Enough emotey thingies?

Dear Perkalicious,

And holding hands?

Love Ed! He's so good.



Enough already!

 

[makinmepurr]

Dear Yummy litster,
You are a temptress extraordinaire...I have a smile on my face....come back soon...
Smitten Litster

 

[emma_the_librarian]

Dear Litster,

What's with all the negativity?
I know... it's because tax day is coming.
Gosh, I sure hope you lighten up on Thursday.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Yummy litster,
You are a temptress extraordinaire...I have a smile on my face....come back soon...
Smitten Litster

Dear Yummy Litsters,

I just want to watch.

~ Typical Guy

Dear Litster,

What's with all the negativity?
I know... it's because tax day is coming.
Gosh, I sure hope you lighten up on Thursday.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cc1MXQiHFhY/TN8fTdn-VSI/AAAAAAAAAAM/WkvhG4HV8Ws/s1600/oddballkellysheroes2T1.jpg

 

[perkyT]

Dear SpamReporting Litster,

Thought you should know...I will be spamming threads tomorrow.

YouWon'tCrushWhatMakesMeHappppy Litster

Pffffft.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear SpamReporting Litster,

Thought you should know...I will be spamming threads tomorrow.

YouWon'tCrushWhatMakesMeHappppy Litster

Pffffft.

Dear Spammer,

You had better be stalking me, too.

~ PffffftYoDamnSef

 

[Dan638]

Dear SpamReporting Litster,

Thought you should know...I will be spamming threads tomorrow.

YouWon'tCrushWhatMakesMeHappppy Litster

Pffffft.

Dear Spaminator,

Like mine with mash taters and bread and butter.....

Whooohooo!

 

[NotHisLady]

Dear SpamReporting Litster,

Thought you should know...I will be spamming threads tomorrow.

YouWon'tCrushWhatMakesMeHappppy Litster

Pffffft.

Dear Uncrushed Happiness Litster

Spread it around
God knows it's better than what people have been spreading!!

http://0.tqn.com/d/advertising/1/G/h/H/155554663_89beb0ac63.jpeg

IGottaRecipeForThat Litster

 

[perkyT]

Dear Spammer,

You had better be stalking me, too.

~ PffffftYoDamnSef

PfffftBack Litster.

Methinks it's your night to be the stalker.

TreadsSoftly&UsesALoudVoice Litster

Dear Spaminator,

Like mine with mash taters and bread and butter.....

Whooohooo!

WhoooHooo Litster.

Meet ya at the diner.

CravingMashedTatersNow Litster

Dear Uncrushed Happiness Litster

Spread it around
God knows it's better than what people have been spreading!!

http://0.tqn.com/d/advertising/1/G/h/H/155554663_89beb0ac63.jpeg

IGottaRecipeForThat Litster

SpreadTheHappyNess Litster.

Did we figure out who broke that cock last night??

BendsDoesn'tBreak...Cocks Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

PfffftBack Litster.

Methinks it's your night to be the stalker.

TreadsSoftly&UsesALoudVoice Litster

I'm always stalking you, baby.

 

[NotHisLady]

Dear BendsDoesn'tBreak Litster

Not to worry, we're still looking for the owner. Then I'll take care of it.

KissItAllBetter Litster

 

[Violetvixen1]

Dear cock loving litsters,

WTH did you do all day? The odd cock thread? Happy stalking? What else did I miss?

Fun time missing litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear cock loving litsters,

WTH did you do all day? The odd cock thread? Happy stalking? What else did I miss?

Fun time missing litster

I can only speak for myself. I took things into my own hands. Admired myself. Did to myself what I will. It was fun for me. I smoked a couple of cigs when I was done, too.

 

[fire_breeze]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

Yes, sometimes things move forward so slowly that it seems barely shuffle. Sometimes, it seems that it may be going backwards. But these are just obstacles, that is all, and rather have them now than later.

Everything I've said, I've told you, increases a hundredfold each and every day. Pendulum, my love. Pendulum.

Just thought I'd remind you... and by the way, I'll gladly take it all - if you dare.

Yours, your C. litster.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Litster,

I think that's a great name for your new account!!

Who knew you'd latch on to my childhood nickname Litster

 

[LusterMunky]

Dear piss drinking Litster,

I am heartbroken that you have not replied to my many PMs, but I know you are shy and retiring. At least I hope you are retiring. Just joking. It will be fun tonight watching you pretend (again) to be a girl. Wanna cam?

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear Virtual Cunt Throwing Litsters,

However, we ALL are going to think less of you when you call people fat cunts, wishing they would die, etc etc. Most of us are going to think less of you because the novelty of you posting in EVERY fucking thread how much you you love one another gets old.

Just let it fucking go. Move along

Dear straight shooting litster...

Thank you. As always we can count on you to be the voice of reason (genuinely meant) delivered smoothly with a side of humor.

Thanking you again litster...

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear whiny Fat ass disgusting BBWCunt Litster,

You're without a doubt the most pathetic loser on this planet to even post my mom on your signature. you think your vicious? you haven't see shit yet. I'm going to tear you a new asshole , perhaps make you lose some weight.

Your parents should be so ashamed of themselves on how you turned out, but then again willing to bet you were adopted. your parents didn't even want you, right ? why so bitter at life, why so much hatred, let me guess your fatness has made you an angry whore cunt

Dear Didn't Sign Litster,
I do not believe I am an angry person. Nor do I believe I was adopted. I will ask my mother when I speak to her tomorrow. I do know she often tells me I am the strongest person she knows. I have not been and was not vicious with you, you on the other hand were rude, vile and hateful... Over something that was a simple joke.
Classy Litster

Dear Virtual Cunt Throwing Litsters,

This is comical. This is funnier than anything I could come up with and I have come up with a lot of silly shit.

I think virtual threats are amusing to me. Calling people names and virtually trying to abuse people is for a lack of better term stupid. It amazes me how upset people get on here. Am I the only one who realizes that this place doesn't actually exist in the real world?

I can't go up to a stranger and tell them hey you are a 9 yes I want to fuck you. I can on here though. Why? Because it is a virtual place where anyone can be anyone. You might call her a fat cunt but at least she isn't hiding who she truly is. At least she isn't pretending to be some 18 year old with a "10" body.

So she upset you. Who gives a fuck???? Let it go. No one is going to think less manly of you. No one is going to think you are less of a woman because you choose not to respond to it. However, we ALL are going to think less of you when you call people fat cunts, wishing they would die, etc etc. Most of us are going to think less of you because the novelty of you posting in EVERY fucking thread how much you you love one another gets old.

Just let it fucking go. Move along

Dear Also Didn't Sign,

That's all Litster

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

Dear Litster, Who Might Need a Hug

come hang out! <flashes peace sign, possibly boobs>
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=55971166&posted=1#post55971166

 

[drinkz]

The drunkard, Munky, strikes again. See link in signature.

 

[LusterMunky]

Dear Simian Litster,

It a shame that you now claim I'm a girl. Even Query wasn't that delusional. Compared to you, he's a ray of sunshine and a fountain of knowledge as he trolls.

The PMs were sweet though. Too bad you're such a coward that you've taken to late night PMs. I guess you have to get your drunk on before you can man up and take on some guy with a pee avatar that bothers you so much. Why don't you bring back Peedrinker and claim it is me? Are you so drunk you forgot its password?

Even though you're hated elsewhere, for whatever reason, most of the playgrounders are on your side. They don't see the drunken, humorless, coward that the rest see. Just come back, make stupid posts and quit whining about me. Keep this up and even your fans will get tired of seeing you.

Warmest Regards,

Not a cowardly drunkard

Dearest Not Cowardly,

Since you're not cowardly, you might wanna grow balls and respond to my PMs.

When ya gonna bring out peedrinker21 again? Strangely, I kinda miss him/her/it.

For the record, I've never said you are a girl. Girls have brains. But I did enjoy when your alt was pretending to be a girl.

Oh, and a handy Lit Tip (I've noticed a coupla posts of yours) when you claim to have someone on iggy, that means, ya know, uh, that you can't see their posts. So you prolly shouldn't be quoting them.

Have a wonderful day!

- Your Simian Sweetheart

 

[IhateClowns]

.......

 

[may_I_please]

Dear eyepatch

There are hidden penises on this site?

Shocked Litster