Dear Litster......:

[Kat73]

Dear Munky and drinkz,

For fucks sake(and all the rest of us), would you to please get a room? You hate each other, got it. Please keep it to your own threads...

Me

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear Penis hiding Litsters,

Just wanted to take a moment and thank you guys for putting your swords and for some of you pocket knives back in their sheaths. I for one am grateful for not having to open threads anymore looking through my fingers waiting for your paint stirrers to poke me in the eye.

There isn't anything more horrific for a heterosexual guy than to open a thread and be bombarded with your close up dick shots. Extreme close ups of your veiny dick is not appealing to most anyone especially if we can see it pulsing and it is a still shot. I also hate to tell you but women know that "monster" you are sharing with the world is really just like all the rest of us. We all can zoom in a bit and angle the picture upwards some, thus giving all of us 12" hogs. I am glad you guys came to the conclusion that women know this trick of ours as well.

So once again, thank you for having the common courtesy of two finger stuffing it back in your jockeys. Now if we can get profile dick pics taken away as well this place would totally rock. ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE IN A WELL KNOWN, PUBLIC, SORTA EYEROLLING RELATIONSHIP!!!! Put it away so only your virtual lover can see it.

Signed,

Happy to not wearing an eyepatch anymore.

Dear eye patch Litster,

an eye patch huh? I've been wearing an old smelly rotted out motorcycle helmet with a tinted face shield.


Never thought of that Litster

 

[drinkz]

The drunkard, Munky, strikes again. See link in signature.

 

[IhateClowns]

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[drinkz]

The drunkard, Munky, strikes again. See link in signature.

 

[IhateClowns]

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[Deleted member 1306910]

Dear everybody...

I...SAID....do not...feed the trolls

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[Curious_in_Cali]

Dear Hopefully Hungry Litster,

You leave me no other choice that to serve you obscene amounts of baked and brown sugar spiced sweet potatoes and wine. I hope that works for you.

~ Likes to see you fed well litster.

 

[dutchrain]

Dear everybody...

I...SAID....do not...feed the trolls

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Dear not-feeding-the-Trolls

Right!

Hides-all-food

 

[IhateClowns]

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[drinkz]

The drunkard, Munky, strikes again. See link in signature.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Dear Troll Hater,

Why not? Breaks up the monotony of this place.

Honestly man? All bullshit and jokes aside because I am just fucking tired of the crap. I come here to get AWAY from the crazy in my life. When people like you bait the bear, you just hand them more reason to act out. If you leave them the hell alone, they MIGHT wind down and shut the fuck up and that way I don't have to go postal.

 

[dutchrain]

Dear Troll Hater,

Why not? Breaks up the monotony of this place.

Dear Creator-of-not-monotous-threads

Which monotony are you talking about?

A fan

 

[IhateClowns]

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[drinkz]

The drunkard, Munky, strikes again. See link in signature.

 

[IhateClowns]

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[IhateClowns]

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[makinmepurr]

Dear two posters below me,

may I direct you two to the Official I Hate You thread please? It could really use a little spicing up.

Me litster

 

[drinkz]

The drunkard, Munky, strikes again. See link in signature.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Dear Hopefully Hungry Litster,

You leave me no other choice that to serve you obscene amounts of baked and brown sugar spiced sweet potatoes and wine. I hope that works for you.

~ Likes to see you fed well litster.

Dear Likes to see you fed well litster,

DAMN you and your spiced tubers and fermented grape squeezings! A man can only stand so much.

Will there be caramel?

-OkayI'mComingOverRightNow Litster

 

[Loving50]

Dear Missed Litster,

Wish I could reach you.

Signed,
Unusually free me.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. --Mark Twain

I love this quote...that's all.

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Refusing To Sing Litster,
Next time we shall spend more time in my car and less time...around others. which means, there has to be a next time.
Pleased Litster

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Dear QJ

I'm sick of your lofty, snarky comments around here to various other Litsters.

Get over yourself.

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Confused Litster,
Regardless of your decision, I'll stick around and be supportive.
Not gonna stop testing the water Litster