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BradBigBrain
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It's the coffee. I'll just add some bailey's and I'm GTG.
Oh sugar....you can make declarations to me all day long
I do declare...
Dear Litster......:
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It's the coffee. I'll just add some bailey's and I'm GTG.
I do declare...
Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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Dear Bedridden Litster,
You passed the physical, and then some.
Happy to help with your bedbath--don't want to miss any of those hard-to-reach nooks and crannies.
On the schedule for tomorrow:
"Physical Therapy: Fun With Chocolate Pudding And A Tongue Depressor"
Yours,
Nurse Kiss This
You passed the physical, and then some.
Happy to help with your bedbath--don't want to miss any of those hard-to-reach nooks and crannies.
On the schedule for tomorrow:
"Physical Therapy: Fun With Chocolate Pudding And A Tongue Depressor"
Yours,
Nurse Kiss This
NotHisLady
aimlessly wandering
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Dear Barnum and Bakery Litster,
It's never too late for cake
after all we get 364 UNbirthdays don't we? (Would Walt Disney lie?)
We can hope that friend had a good day.
Getting my own damn cake Litster
sunshinegirl05
Perfectly Imperfect
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Dear Go Ask Alice when she's ten feet tall in Wonderland Lister,
How's that for mixing references/metaphors/analogies.... whatever?
Walt wouldn't lie he just Technicolored the truth.
Hope you had your cake and, well you know the rest...
Hg, the Mad Hatter
NotHisLady
aimlessly wandering
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Dear Chapelier fou (lish) litster
Asking Alice may have Grace but it isn't Slick enough to get results
maybe next time an Airplane would be better
I neither had my cake nor ate it (pout)
I could settle for a Techincolor Submarine sandwich I guess
Wanna do lunch?
Dancing with the Caterpillar Litster
luv1
Pants on head.
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Dear nursie
I like chocolate pudding but won't I have trouble eating it with a tongue depressor in? My tongue is my most useful tool for eating chocolate pudding.
Yours, confused and strapped to bed for his own good lister
SwtSassyNrse26
Sweetly yours 💋
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Dear always making me smile Litster....
How do you manage to have any smiles left for yourself when you give so many away to me?
Signed,
Smiling to have a friend, confidant and lover like you Litster
How do you manage to have any smiles left for yourself when you give so many away to me?
Signed,
Smiling to have a friend, confidant and lover like you Litster
Mrtenant
Lord of Chaos
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Dang! There was a turnip truck here??? I missed it? Jesus, first I miss the ice cream truck, now this, wtf????
Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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Dear MINE,
The tongue depressor isn't for the pudding.
After you've finished using your Useful Tool, it's time to play Doctor.
That's when we switch places and you say, "Open wiiiiide!"
See now?
Helping you see the light,
Honey Angel
Dear Dances with Caterpillars Litster,
Were you thinking of that night in NOLA and the foie gras or did you did you get an all night French lesson in Biloxi?
It's hard for me to think that you're serious when you call me foolish in one breath and 'wanna do lunch' in the next. Does that include a glass of iced tea slightly sweetened with a cup of sugar and an entrée complete with the 40W oozing off the platter?
It felt more like this - you had me by the neck, dangling me out the window of a 10 story building, about to release me, as you whispered with those beautiful lips... "Bless your little heart."
Mad Hatter, cake giver.
NotHisLady
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Dear presenter of pastries
Serious? me? perish the thought!
Do you mean I should seek rehab for my addiction to puns and obscure references?
Give me a phrase and Bing! it's in French
What I learned that night in NOLA can hardly be recorded here
Sweet as that iced teas? my yes
The oil put to better use than a fish fry
AC/DC knows what I had you by
and if my beautiful lips were responsible for a release?
well.......................
Waiting for Lunch Litster
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AbsintheFather
Passing some time
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Dear Litsters, I'm truly fascinated. 
Dear Waiting for Lunch Lister,
Do you feel that you have a propensity for addictive behavior?
How could my words ever lead you to think that you need rehab for a few puns and references? To call them obscure, though, is to liken The Big Muddy to a brook. Try to avoid any random drug tests when it comes to innuendo though. (My words were completely innocent).
One thing intrigues me, however. In fact, what you say goes beyond what I can even imagine. Look around these forums. There are some pretty amazing (and decadent) things that have been posted over the years. Yet, you say what you learned in NOLA that night can hardly be recorded here. How many ceiling fans did you break?
Respectfully & still aching,
MH, high voltage litster
Do you feel that you have a propensity for addictive behavior?
How could my words ever lead you to think that you need rehab for a few puns and references? To call them obscure, though, is to liken The Big Muddy to a brook. Try to avoid any random drug tests when it comes to innuendo though. (My words were completely innocent).
One thing intrigues me, however. In fact, what you say goes beyond what I can even imagine. Look around these forums. There are some pretty amazing (and decadent) things that have been posted over the years. Yet, you say what you learned in NOLA that night can hardly be recorded here. How many ceiling fans did you break?
Respectfully & still aching,
MH, high voltage litster
NotHisLady
aimlessly wandering
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Dear Electrifying Litster
I may on occasion become intoxicated, that can hardly be held against me.
Is it your words or you that you claim to be innocent? Is your nose growing yet?
My recollection is that you are in fact very imaginative and I don't have to look very far to know it.
Surely you understand that some lessons are for show not tell. If they've been learned properly anyway.
As for broken ceiling fans (etc) I refuse to comment given that no room was registered in my name.
Taking the (or a) Fifth Litster
Dear Taking the/a Fifth Litster,
Have you ever played Snooker? If not, I have a feeling you might be very good at it, i.e., if you don't trip over that fifth.
For continuity's sake, let's remember that AC/DC knows it wasn't my nose you had me by, hence it's not the appendage that would grow.
Not a black pot calling kettle Litster
TheSilverLining
Literotica Guru
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Dear Litster,
Sat here listening to recordings....
You owe me recent ones.
(i have decided)
Sat here listening to recordings....
You owe me recent ones.
(i have decided)
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BradBigBrain
Guest
Dear Island Dweller,
Are you friends with Wilson?
Did you have new shampoo with you?
Tom Hanks
NotHisLady
aimlessly wandering
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Dear pot of any color you like Litster
Nope, never played Snooker (does that involve Snookie? must be some Yankee thing)
Continuity is over-rated but that may just be a momentary lapse of reason on my part. Either that or some minor brain damage?
When you speak to me it's hard to breathe.
Oh but look at the time! I'd better be on the run,
Living in the pink Litster
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