Dear Litster......:

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Dear Tall Litster,

Please don't hide the Nutella out of MY reach.

That is both cruel and deserving of a spanking. ;)

:kiss:

Signed,

Vertically Challenged Me
 
Dear Litster,
I miss our shopping trips, lunch dates and gossiping sessions. I wish you well in your life. Your friendship meant a lot to me.
--Yin to your yang litster
 
Dear BEG,

I finally had that popcorn that we talked about. Air popped, real butter, parmesan garlic seasoning. It was awesome and I ate every piece!! Thanks for the idea! :kiss:

Still Licking my Fingers
 
Dear Patient Litster,

I'm sorry for being so ill-behaved earlier.
I was unkind and out-of-line.
Wanna go for fat-free muffins? My treat!

Burning my soapbox,
Has A Lot To Learn Still Litster

:rose:
 
Dear Sexxy Partner in Crime,

Haven't seen you around these parts in quite a while.
Hoping that you are well, missing you lots.

Thanking you for sharing the hula hoop!

Luv,

Missing Niagara Falls Litster:rose::kiss:
 
Dear BEG,

I finally had that popcorn that we talked about. Air popped, real butter, parmesan garlic seasoning. It was awesome and I ate every piece!! Thanks for the idea! :kiss:

Still Licking my Fingers

Dear Popcorn Lovin' Gal,
You went all out! That sounds delish...
Ever tried Kettle Corn?
It's yummy!
 
Dear Popcorn Lovin' Gal,
You went all out! That sounds delish...
Ever tried Kettle Corn?
It's yummy!

Dear yummy,

They sell it at farmer's market and yes, it is yummy!!

Need to figure out how to make it
 
Dear My Snuggle Bunny Litster,

The bed sheets are in the dryer please put them back on the bed. I will be home from Mother's after she's been showered and settled in for the night.

I'm bringing home take out for the movie, we can have a pick a nic on our bed.
;)
Your snuggle bunny litster.
 
Dear My Snuggle Bunny Litster,

The bed sheets are in the dryer please put them back on the bed. I will be home from Mother's after she's been showered and settled in for the night.

I'm bringing home take out for the movie, we can have a pick a nic on our bed.
;)
Your snuggle bunny litster.

Dear Snuggle Bunny Litster :kiss:
Sheets are on the bed. So am I.
Went ahead and vacummed too.:D
Opened a bottle of Yellow Tail Shiraz wine. Letting it breathe.:rose:
It's a good night for a loving and movie.
Yours truly,
Waiting on you Hazel eyes Litster.:heart:
 
Dear only likes petite girls Litster...

I took a breath. Took that leap. Reached out to let you know I found you attractive. Only to be brushed off like lint from your shoulders because I'm not under 120 pounds.

This OK.....I'm 170 pounds of hot lava sex and happy being so :)

Signed : never to be yours 170 pound hot little melting pot Litster....
 
Dear hot lava lister
Little boys like little girls.
Men love women.
Women have curves.
170 pounds of hot lava sex sounds like a real woman.
You just need to find a real man.
Maybe there's one around here somewhere.

Around here somewhere lister. :kiss:
 
Dear I think you just flirted with me Litster

You made me smile and blush. This road has the curves if you have the man sized hemi to handle them :)

From : playfully flirting right back litster
 
Dear I think you just flirted with me Litster

You made me smile and blush. This road has the curves if you have the man sized hemi to handle them :)

From : playfully flirting right back litster

Dear playfully flirting lister
You've got my hemi revving and my chassis can ride your curves all the way.
From revved up and ready to roll lister.
 
Dear hemi expert Litster...

I have very little experience with muscle cars and hemi's But I'm eager to learn and catch on quick :D

Reading the latest issue of Hot Rod magazine litster
 
Dear Melting Pot Litster;
some fools may never appreciate what they lost out on. There are many others who would appreciate all you could offer. Don't let him slow you down.
Appreciative Litster
 
Dear hemi expert Litster...

I have very little experience with muscle cars and hemi's But I'm eager to learn and catch on quick :D

Reading the latest issue of Hot Rod magazine litster

Dear reading the latest issue of Hot Rod magazine lister
Why don't we just go for a ride and find out how eager you are?
Willing to share my experience lister. :kiss:
 
Dear leaving litsters,

Don't expect me to be waiting when you come back. Especially not with open arms. You fucked yourself there, darlings. So sorry. Not really though.

Signed,
Not your litster
 
Dear experienced litster...

I'm up for a ride. Or two :)

Buckled up and helmet on lister
 
Dear Lying Litster,

FUCK YOU. That is all.

Doesn't Ever Want to Hear From You Again Litster
 
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