Dear Litster......:

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Sappy Litster,

Thanks....but please warn us if we tilt the Sap-O-Meter too far.....

Don't want to be another Kendra-Natty Litster Couple....

Dear afraid of going too far Litster,

I'm totally the wrong person for that job. For me, good news needs to be shared and loveydoveyness needs to be spread. Put a little love in your heart, and all that.

Love me a happy ending Litster

 

[Treasured]

Dear sappy litsters

You can carry on like Kendra and Natty, Oman and Jenny, and That other couple that get all sappy here but the minute ya two are like smothering Cathy's I'm going mule hunting.

Love seeing you two litster.

 

[BreezySnow]

Dear sappy litsters

You can carry on like Kendra and Natty, Oman and Jenny, and That other couple that get all sappy here but the minute ya two are like smothering Cathy's I'm going mule hunting.

Love seeing you two litster.

Dear non-mule hunting litster,

you crack me up! hope you are doing well!

your litster friend

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

Each step brings us closer, and though it may be frustrating now, it will all come together. It will happen. All of it.

I know it. And everything I said, I meant.

Yours, your C. litster.

Dear Fire Lady Litster...

Thanks for being such a BEAUTIFUL and deeply loving friend...You are such a classy, beautiful hearted and high integrity soul...I am deeply humbled and grateful you are my friend...Thank you for all your kindness and love...and thank you for the beautiful pms and emails...you rock...

Love you...

 

[Thandi]

Dear incredibly sexy Litsters.....

My wish is that I will have internet....

My reality....don't know as of yet.

Signed

Forever horny.

 

[Mindfondler]

Dear Forever horny Litster,

I hope that your wish for ongoing Internet access comes true very soon.

You'll be missed in the mean time.

Take care,

Sincere Litster
.

 

[Thandi]

Dear Forever horny Litster,

Consider foreign relations.

Signed, Diplomatic Litster

Dear Forever horny Litster,

I hope that your wish for ongoing Internet access comes true very soon.

You'll be missed in the mean time.

Take care,

Sincere Litster
.

Thank you both.
We shall see what happens come Saturday.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Tang-y Litster,


Today, I see you and I'm stalking you.

Thank you for the help with the pulp yesterday.

Yes, I will you no matter what color your rind is.

Thirsty yet?


Signed,
Craving-quenching Litster

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear SG Litster...

57 days

Not that I'm counting litster

 

[sweetsophie512]

Dear Superstar Litster,

I'm so proud of you!

This chapter in your life is done and now you're moving on to the next.

I'm SO excited that you have chosen to share this with me and can't wait to see what's in store for you next!





Signed,

Me

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

Dear Miss Horny Forever,

I will immediately dispatch to you the original internet emergency kit. Inside you will find:

Two cans with small hole in the bottom
Two buttons
The biggest ball of string you can imagine.

Assembly Instructions: Thread one end of the string through the hole in the can and then tie it tightly to the button. Insert and thread the opposite end through the remaining can and tie it to the remaining button. When completed, leave one can for us to use and take the other can with you. Stretch string tight and begin talking dirty!

Signed,

Tin Can Technician
https://charlespaolino.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/tin-can-1.jpg?w=316&h=260

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

Dear Black Cashmere Girlie,

It was nice to see your name pop up on the lit screen once again.

Signed,

Still Marooned PJ

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Juicy-Juice Litster,


The website says that you come in 4-oz. boxes, but you have given me 40 ounces and then some,
and you're still not empty.

I liked your orange tangerine flavor just fine, but you surprised me with the fruit punch flavor
and OMG I kind of like this one, too.

Thank you for giving me a sneak-peek at the new packaging. {squeezes you}

Ready to play Insert The Straw again?


Signed,
Sweetly Sipping Litster

 

[Thandi]

Dear Miss Horny Forever,

I will immediately dispatch to you the original internet emergency kit. Inside you will find:

Two cans with small hole in the bottom
Two buttons
The biggest ball of string you can imagine.

Assembly Instructions: Thread one end of the string through the hole in the can and then tie it tightly to the button. Insert and thread the opposite end through the remaining can and tie it to the remaining button. When completed, leave one can for us to use and take the other can with you. Stretch string tight and begin talking dirty!

Signed,

Tin Can Technician
https://charlespaolino.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/tin-can-1.jpg?w=316&h=260

LMAO...love it...I'll unpack the tin cans first!

 

[LusterMunky]

Dear Fluffy Litster,

You know which buttons to push.

signed,
Furry Guy

 

[pfflyerhot]

Dear Furry Guy Litster,
Would those be yes buttons or no buttons... or some other kind of butt..buttons..?

signed
Fluffy-To-Bed-Now Litster

 

[INeedLove]

Dear Listress,
It's been a year since we've seen each other. And somewhat less since we've chatted. I hope your life is going well. You are missed but thought of very fondly.
Hugs,
Litster with no shopping buddy

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Mister Orange Crush Litster,

It's been a great week.

Shushing now,
Little Miss Orange Crush-back-at-ya Litster

 

[lexieredefined]

Dear Soon To Be Traveling Litster-

Bring warm clothes. You are going to freeze your tail off here, even though it's only in the 60s. (Wuss)



Signed,
I'll Be Laughing At You In Your Parka Litster

 

[perkyT]

Dear KnowItAll Litster.

I know, I know, I know...thanks to you.

DoesNotKnowItAll Litster.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Dear Glitterbomb Mafia Boss Lady Litster,

Clear your inbox

Signed

Samuel L Jackson

 

[perkyT]

Dear MrFury Litster.

I can't find my swiffy thingy.

TooTiredToSwiffyAnyway Litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear PUDC Litster,

I bought some pretty white lace for my weirdness.

Signed,

Time to burn some sage Litster.

 

[Rogueslady]

Dear PUDC Litster,

I bought some pretty white lace for my weirdness.

Signed,

Time to burn some sage Litster.

Dear time to burn some sage Litster,
I missed seeing you. Is sage good for taking pain away?
Signed,
Forever blue it seems Litster

 

[mamasota]

Dear Forever Blue litster,

You look prettier in pink, why not come back and we can color your world

Missing your empathetic sweet self,

Your amiga de las rosas litster