Dear Litster......:

[Sandman63]

Dear Sandman,
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJGZTvomhbq7wPddp-DaTyNGaI8rz8llFcZFDWI2Sl_SGJw9VlUg

But I still love ya litster,

Dear Treasured Litster,
Am very glad I am your AssHat.
Always your Sandman Litster.

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear SG Litster...

Thank you for being patient with me. Thank you for taking the extra steps. It means a lot to me, more than you'll ever understand.

I'm going to think of you taking me hard and fast bent over my desk when I sit down at work tomorrow. I think I'll wear a dress and send you video that you can't watch til later.

Panties... Yes or no?

Wishing this toy was you Litster

 

[iamincognito45]

deleted because it sounded creepy...

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Litster,

Please, take care of yourself, wherever you are.
Make sure whoever is with you has your six, OK?
Take care of "the babies" when they get here, and clean their cages.

Signed,
Snakecharmer

 

[funluvinaj]

deleted because it sounded creepy...

No it didn't.

I thought it was sweet.

Personally I'm the lucky one.

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Inquiring Minds Require Information Litster,

Just because you send messages, crude and rude ones at that, does not require a response from me in any way. This is not my first time on the boards and it will not be my last time, it will however be the last time your demanding inquiries grace my recently turned back on pm's. However, thanks for the laugh with the idea of swapping a pic of your cock for a pic of my boobs.

Just when I thought it was safe to jump back in the pool, the slimy creatures slide out of their deep dark caves to prowl on the unsuspecting posters. My damn memory needs to get better.

SMH Litster on the search for some familiar faces

Dear SMH Litster on the search for some familiar faces,

HELLO...?


Signed,

Still here Litster.

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear Inquiring Minds Require Information Litster,

Just because you send messages, crude and rude ones at that, does not require a response from me in any way. This is not my first time on the boards and it will not be my last time, it will however be the last time your demanding inquiries grace my recently turned back on pm's. However, thanks for the laugh with the idea of swapping a pic of your cock for a pic of my boobs.

Just when I thought it was safe to jump back in the pool, the slimy creatures slide out of their deep dark caves to prowl on the unsuspecting posters. My damn memory needs to get better.

SMH Litster on the search for some familiar faces

Dear SMH Litster,

I'll take one for the team if you want to see *my* Wang instead of Asshat's.


Familiar and Happy to See You Litster

 

[sweetsophie512]

Dear Confused Litster,

Perhaps a shot of ginkgo might help you focus or clear the cobwebs.

This mistaken identity business is so not the business. *chuckle*

Signed,

The Not-Confused Me

 

[lexieredefined]

Dear Old New Litster-

You confuse me sometimes. I probably confuse you sometimes. I don't know what the point of this 'Dear Litster' is... other than to acknowledge the mutual confusion.

Signed,
Old New Litster Who Likes To Cuddle

 

[heartlessbytch]

Dear Familiar Face Litsters,

*Pouncetacklehugs*

Thanks for making me feel better about showing up here now and again, again.
I still don't make any more sense, but am crazy happy these days, well most days.

Smiling now but still SMH

To the *wang* sharing litster, we all have already seen your *wang*, just saying.

 

[hatlover123]

Dear Anonymous Litster
(You may know who you are)

Just remember:

The wet chocolate moose (not mousse) flies bright at night on a purple dildo.
Beware the tides (not Ides) of September.
And Da Vinci's homoerotic ghost is here to metaphysically empower your (honey nut) cheerios for drunken passions.

Signed,

Robert Langdon
Professor of Symbology.

 

[Thandi]

Dear Litster,

The rooster crows at midnight.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Just kickin' it Litster.

 

[AnnaChristie]

Dear Litster,
You are Sid to my Barbara-and thankfully not Sid to my Nancy
Do Carry On.
Laughing Even More Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Citrus-Loving Litster,

I see you, but I'm not stalking you.
(I hope you're having fun )
It was lovely to hear from you yesterday.
I think about you and wonder how you are.
I saw something Pretty last night, and thought you would like it.

Signed,
That-word-that-begins-with-"Y" Litster

 

[Violetvixen1]

Dear Litster,

I wish you nothing but love and happiness.


There's just never enough time Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Litster,

I wish you nothing but love and happiness.


There's just never enough time Litster

Dear Sister Vixen Litster,

There never is, is there?

Signed,
I-never-had-this-problem-irl Litster

 

[lexieredefined]

Dear Coming to My Neck of Woods Litster,

I cannot wait to meet you!!!!

That is all.

Signed,
Super Excited Litster

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Litster,

I'd run away with you in a heartbeat!

Now if only someone would ask me Litster

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

Dear sexy geek-ish Litster

I like you way more than wind turbines. And you know how much I like those.

Signed , Thinking of you this morning Litster

 

[heartlessbytch]

Dear super excited litster,

I hope you have a great time with those
visiting your neck of the woods.

penguin seeking litster

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Dear physical lister
Good luck with your search
Too far away litster

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear Litster,

I'd run away with you in a heartbeat!

Now if only someone would ask me Litster

Dear if only someone would ask me Litster,

I'm askin' I'm askin' I'm beggin' I'm beggin' I'm pleadin' I'm pleadin' I'm doooooooown on my kneeeeeeeeeess Pleeeeeeease!

Out of breath Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Leech-y Litster,


You mean.....like this?!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iDPw_qjhtM


*shudders, and not in a good way*

*Googles phone number for Restraining Orders 'R' Us*

*loads shotgun, crouches behind door*


Signed,

Welllll.......maybe-if-you-promise-there'll-be-no-lasting-marks Litster

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Dear Random PM Litster,

Please learn to walk before trying to ride a bike. Thanks.

Sincerely,

Not Going to Reply to you Litster

 

[lexieredefined]

Dear Penguin Seeking Litster,

You're going to make me cry. Do you really want to do that?

Signed,
Feeling Childish and Bratty Litster