Dear Litster......:

[JennyNo1]

Dear (You are SO) one of the cool kids Litster -

*checks list....* Yep, there you are. You're just under "C" for 'Cognito instead of "I" for that long name that I'm too lazy to spell out. Of course, we could always go through that vetting process if you'd rather.

The List Empresario

 

[iamincognito45]

Dear list keeper,

Wow. So happy to be on your list. I mean on 'the' list.

Now about the initiation, does the lady need a favor perhaps? A service performed?

Signed,

Just trying to earn my keep...

 

[Him15]

Dear litster

No worries i am here now, all of your worlds just got much better

 

[Violetvixen1]

Dear often absent Litster,

That was worth the wait.


Rosie Litster

 

[jameslewis]

Dear Packing and Moving Litster;
Wish I could help you lift and carry boxes.
But I'll help you in any other way I can.
Always.
Strong Back Litster

 

[pfflyerhot]

Dear sitting around talking and catching up Litster,
I wish I was sitting around on your lap... talking and catching... um... up.
signed
Yearning and Lonely Litster

 

[jameslewis]

Dear sitting around talking and catching up Litster,
I wish I was sitting around on your lap... talking and catching... um... up.
signed
Yearning and Lonely Litster

Dear Yearning Litster:
Bring a bottle of wine, my lap is always open for you. You will always have my ear (and my eyes)
Get comfortable Litster.

 

[sweetsophie512]

Dear Litster,

I hope that you are not lying to me.

You know that I prefer the truth at all costs.

It doesn't matter that this is Lit.

If you are, you might as well forget you ever met me.

Signed,

Feeling ugh at the moment Litster.

This. Always. We always deserve the truth regardless of how difficult it may be. Truth is the only thing that helps us heal. You may view the truth as a gift that you're giving them, but truly it is a gift that you're giving yourself.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Apparently not-so-dear Litster -

I hadn't looked around for you because supposedly you were so very busy. Now, though, I see that I'm the only one you've been ignoring. Figures.

Moving on Litster


*If you think this was about you, it probably is not!*

It's always about me!

 

[BradBigBrain]

It's always about me!

Dear chocolaty delights.

You know this to be untrue...as it's all about me.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear chocolaty delights.

You know this to be untrue...as it's all about me.

Dear trying to take away my spotlight,

Pffffffffffttttttt.......


Ok....ok...it is probably about you!

Drifting back into the shadows

 

[cowslinger64]

Dear PIA Litster..


Thanks for taking time out of your busy skedule with your cool friends to grace us with yer presence.

Thinkin It's About Fuckin Time Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear trying to take away my spotlight,

Pffffffffffttttttt.......


Ok....ok...it is probably about you!

Drifting back into the shadows

Ooops! No! C'mout C'mout wherever you are.

 

[engineer_in_pa]

Dear Sweet, Sexy, Litster with the very long Nom De Plume,

My arms and legs seem to be immobilized (when did you do that? And quit laughing!). You are gonna have to figure out how to get your pie to my face. And in my mouth. Passed my lips. Under my nose.

How else do you expect me to eat it?

Signed,

Missing You More with Every Mile Between Us Litster

PS: do you have any whipped cream, or would you like mine? No worries: I've got plenty....

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear PIA Litster..


Thanks for taking time out of your busy skedule with your cool friends to grace us with yer presence.

Thinkin It's About Fuckin Time Litster

Dear You,

Every once in a while I force myself to come socialize with the peasants....

signed,

soooo not that cool.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear You,

Every once in a while I force myself to come socialize with the peasants....

signed,

soooo not that cool.

Dear you,

You are so damn pretty! I would love to see your hot sexy titties.

!Me

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear you,

You are so damn pretty! I would love to see your hot sexy titties.

!Me

Dear !Me,

They are still hot...they are still sexy.

But, they like being that way under my clothes now.

(and someone would spank the hell out of me if I showed them to others! LMAO)

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Dear female litsters who talk to me sometimes,

I'm not the best at communication. I try not to be misunderstood, but sometimes my signals get crossed any way. So if I say something stupid, just be kind enough to overlook it?

-Functional Idiot Litster.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear !Me,

They are still hot...they are still sexy.

But, they like being that way under my clothes now.

(and someone would spank the hell out of me if I showed them to others! LMAO)

Dear you,

I know that they are! They are so fucking yummy!

I will spank you, too!

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear you,

I know that they are! They are so fucking yummy!

I will spank you, too!

Dear you,

why does everyone want to spank me????

wondering litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear you,

why does everyone want to spank me????

wondering litster

Because you have such a sexy ass?

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Probably more like I have a smart mouth!

 

[BradBigBrain]

Probably more like I have a smart mouth!

I don't think at all. I think it's because you have a great ass!

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I don't think at all. I think it's because you have a great ass!

Then you haven't talked to me...really talked to me....lol

I have a very smart assish mouth...and it does get me into trouble a lot. Granted, some of the time I do it on purpose.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Then you haven't talked to me...really talked to me....lol

I have a very smart assish mouth...and it does get me into trouble a lot. Granted, some of the time I do it on purpose.

I have talked to you...and I have really talked to you. And I want to spank your sexy ass.