Dear Litster......:

[Treasured]

Dear kind litster,

Thank you for being there when I needed you most.

Appreciative litster

 

[PrissOff]

Dear Jet-setting Litster

Bout fucking time.

Signed,
Down to Earth Litster

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

Dear Mole-hole Litster

Sorry to hear of your mole tunnel problems. I thought you had a furry friend who took care of those things for you ? Maybe I can't catch critters with my teeth. But then, I don't have a mole problem either.

Signed : Perfectly landscaped in all areas Litster

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear landscaper Litster,

If there is a god, he surely had you skimpy under that graduation gown. At least I would like to think that.

All of a sudden religious Litster

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

Dear : Spiritual Litster

You make me have less than ethereal thoughts

Signed : nekky under there litster

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear nekkid Litster,

Oh, I got yer diploma then. Matriculate away.

Never bored of education Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Lover mine~~

Dear Noble Litster,

Woo-hoo! Was that fun, or what?!

You almost got us into some hot water there, but we made it out in two pieces. *whew!*

That was some of the best fun we've had in a coon's age---let's do it again, soon!

(but without the dog, unless it's Hudson.)


Signed,
Ever Your Fair Lady Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear In-My-Box Litsters,

You have given me a wonderful start to my day--thank you!!

The laughs, the winks, the strawberries-n-crème ....you're all too kind.

But real life calls, with it's dirty dishes and teachers' conferences, and I must answer or suffer the consequences.

So farewell for now, but feel free to drop in again, another time.


Signed,
Lookin' Forward To It Litster

 

[Kalamain]

Dear In-yer-box Litster.

You box is full... And I can't make a SINGLE joke out of that.

Your friendly Litster with Strawbs 'n creme

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear In-yer-box Litster.

You box is full... And I can't make a SINGLE joke out of that.

Your friendly Litster with Strawbs 'n creme

Dear Slow-Cookin' Litster,

I know.

I don't have time to deal with it right now.

Teachers' conferences for five kids, bills, a-hole ex, and a house that looks like Godzilla threw up in it--I know you know my pain.

We'll meet again soon, I'm sure of it.


Signed,
I'll Be Around Later Litster

 

[Kalamain]

Dear Later Litster.

The good thing about slow cookers is that you can leave them all day.

Gently simmering Litster

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Dear Normal Litster...

You're worth fighting for, you're worth waiting on; never let anyone convince you otherwise.

Most sincerely,
Me

 

[outdoorsman69]

You have a gorgeous smile and are so much more attractive that you are giving yourself credit for these days... your knight is out there..

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You're worth fighting for, you're worth waiting on; never let anyone convince you otherwise.

Most sincerely,
Me

You have a gorgeous smile and are so much more attractive that you are giving yourself credit for these days... your knight is out there..

Awww.

I don't know who you fellas are talking to, but you're both heart-meltingly sweet.

Dear Later Litster.

The good thing about slow cookers is that you can leave them all day.

Gently simmering Litster

Dear Simmering Stock Litster,

You're after my apron again, aren't you?

If you don't leave me alone, I won't be able to come back.

Shoo!


Signed,
UK Lurker Lister Extraordinaire

 

[lexieredefined]

Dear Silent (or Ignoring Me) Litster-

Hello? Is this thing on?

Signed,
Wondering What's Up Litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Silent (or Ignoring Me) Litster-

Hello? Is this thing on?

Signed,
Wondering What's Up Litster

Well you just now hopped by me.

 

[lexieredefined]

Well you just now hopped by me.

I'd hop in front of you too.

 

[engineer_in_pa]

Dear Dimpled Litster,

Now what am I supposed to do with a refrigerator full of Godiva chocolate?

Eat it?

Not till I hear that from your own lips....now put that deep fried butter-dipped bacon-wrapped turkey leg down and walk away.....

Signed,

Ready to Dive on that Hand Grenade for You Litster

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

Dear : Dimple divin Litster

I approve of the work out/weight loss tips
However I do come with a disclaimer. My butt may be dimpled but my thighs are like a vise

Signed : Enter at your own risk litster

 

[Kalamain]

Dear Lurking Litster.

I may be after your apron... But not for the reasons your thinking.

Taking kitchen notes Litster.

 

[butterfly_flip]

Dear You Litster

We should talk like that more often.
We're not always going to get it right, but as long as we keep lines of communication open, that's ok

Sincerely, Me Litster

 

[perkyT]

Dear ScaredyKat Litster.

What was it that skeered you? The flogger or the flamethrower??

Litster.



*snort*

 

[Violetvixen1]

Dear snorting Litster,

I ain't askeert of your flogger, but what the hell is the flamethrower for?!

Curious Litster

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear SG Litster,

Thank you for caring yesterday and asking about the weekend.

I'm sorry I couldn't give you a better explanation... Hopefully my stumbling over my words helped illustrate why I just don't talk about it.

It was so nice to talk with you before bed, well your bed anyway! I had insomnia and didn't sleep well at all. Ugh.

Counting the days litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Note-taking Litster,

Riiiiiiight.

If I bump my facial hair thread, will you post your scruff?

I promise to swoon (momentarily) if you do.


Signed,
Will Perv For Scruff Litster