Dear Litster......:

[BrokenRomantic]

Dear Saliva String and Slobber Litster,

*squints* You might have a bit-o-somethin' to wipe up there.. best clean up, I think.

Sincerely,

Clorox Wipes Litster

 

[ViciousTease]

Dear suddenly elusive litster,

I hope I haven't said the wrong thing or somehow given you the wrong impression. I'm a tease. It's what I do. I'm the girl at the bar that is always willing to dance with the cowboys, but never goes home with them. I'll flirt like crazy and make you feel like a million bucks. I do it because you are an amazing person and you deserve to feel that way. It doesn't mean we are going to be intimate, online or otherwise. We've been chatting off and on since I first came to Lit. I really thought you'd gotten to know me pretty well and that you understood it was all just playful banter. I am truly sorry if that wasn't clear.

Signed,
Feels like a complete ass

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Dear Sexual Jenga Litster

Check mate.

Signed, Poky Tits McGee

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear SG Litster...

Almost in single digits. Can't wait to feel your hands on me and you to feel my mouth on you. (That late birthday present)

I hope you'll be able to relax and enjoy our time before heading back to hell!!

x10

Can't wait to be naughty with you litster

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Hoping nothing is wrong Litster -

Thanks for making me laugh with the new geographic reference. Wooville - lmao!

Appreciating your sense of humor

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear Hoping nothing is wrong Litster -

Thanks for making me laugh with the new geographic reference. Wooville - lmao!

Appreciating your sense of humor

Happy to be of service.

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear mental-week Litster,

i miss You.

Your opposite-shift litster

 

[1sickbastard]

Dear Litster,
I can understand you feeling some kinda way about what I put you through, but I do want you to know that I miss your wit, intelligence and humor. If you cannot see your way clear to let bygones be bygones and reboot, I understand. But it does mean it's all on you at this point.
Regards,
Prone to overextend, followed by a crash & hermit-burn Litster.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear Flipfloplovin' Litster,

I need your flip flop....preferably a cast iron one!

Signed,

Red Flag seeing Mama

Dear Red Flag Mama....

It's just motivation at this point... Hugs regardless. And I am working on the shipping for that cast iron flip flop.

The Dr. Scholls Hitwoman Litster

 

[L0tus]

Dear my favorite Litster,

Let's go out for a drink. I need to get over this.

-L

 

[Kalamain]

Dear my favorite Litster,

Let's go out for a drink. I need to get over this.

-L

I may not be your favorite...
But I'll get wasted with you.

http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/11227/wm/pd155584.jpg

I suggest we start at the back and work forward because I tend to knock things over when shit-faced.

 

[L0tus]

I may not be your favorite...
But I'll get wasted with you.

http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/11227/wm/pd155584.jpg

I suggest we start at the back and work forward because I tend to knock things over when shit-faced.

I've actually never been wasted let alone drunk.

Had an embarrassing moment?

Yes.

But all in all, I want to sleep soundly.

Oh by the way, you are my favorite litster. DUUUUUH!

edit: Can we start with that bottle all the way in the top left corner? It's a pretty sea green.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Dear Fapping For Fibrosis,

That's not funny.

Signed,

Fapping for fallacy

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Dear You Litster,

I'm not really sure what happened. I miss you. Can we go back in time? This whole year is a loss.

Tired and confused Litster.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Hey Cheech,

How's it going , pendecko?

Signed,

Your really good friend Chong

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Dear One-Eyed Willie,

Your bone organ trap was stupid, but this was fun. Thanks.

Signed,

Mikey

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Litster,

I tried.


Signed,

A Beautiful and Very Useful Weed

 

[Violetvixen1]

Dear weedy Litster,

Blaze it!


Laughing Litster

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Red Flag Mama....

It's just motivation at this point... Hugs regardless. And I am working on the shipping for that cast iron flip flop.

The Dr. Scholls Hitwoman Litster

Dear Dr. Scholls Hitwoman Litster,

Make sure the inscription says, "FUCK YOU!" on it.

Signed,

a thankful Litster.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Dr. Scholls Hitwoman Litster,

Make sure the inscription says, "FUCK YOU!" on it.

Signed,

a thankful Litster.

Dear chocolatey,

So yummy!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear weedy Litster,

Blaze it!


Laughing Litster

Dear Purple Hazy One,

Puff, puff..
Pass?

,

Signed,
I'd Call the Fuzz but<< *looks down*>>It Seems I've Already Got Some

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear chocolatey,

So yummy!

Dear chocolate lover,

I have some chocolate covered cranberries you can have instead.

Signed,

Laughing Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear chocolate lover,

I have some chocolate covered cranberries you can have instead.

Signed,

Laughing Litster

Dear you,

I'd love that. Your chocolate covered berries are so flippin' yummy!

Can't wait to see them again.

 

[Sandman63]

Dear Betty and Veronica Litster's
I am so happy both of you are doing ok. Both of us have been worried about both of you.
Know that we will always take care of y'all. We will never let either one of you be alone. Or get stranded by yourselves in the cold, heat, rain and snow.
So get plenty of rest exercise daily and be all both of you can be. And remember to smile daily.
Love you both.
Yours always 2nd Deepest Admirer Litster

 

[Anya_]

Dear Litster,

You'll be alright tomorrow.

Ax