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fullservice65 said:
Dear Litster: I've added to my profile the fact that I'm a man. I thought it was obvious, but thank you for making me realize that I should underscore that bit of information.
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You know what worked for me? I put my boobs in my profile. That's what they want anyway, right?
 
Dear : Blown 3 shades to the wind Litster

I found your cuff links. And your shirt. How did they end up in my bread maker ? And what the heck is that all over my toaster ?
When you get hungry come back. I'm not done cooking with you :)

Signed : Kitchens where designed for actual "cooking" too
 
SwtSassyNrse26 said:
Dear : Blown 3 shades to the wind Litster

I found your cuff links. And your shirt. How did they end up in my bread maker ? And what the heck is that all over my toaster ?
When you get hungry come back. I'm not done cooking with you :)

Signed : Kitchens where designed for actual "cooking" too
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Gives a whole new meaning to 'Food Porn' ;)
 
Dear cuddly Litster,

Even though we don't chat often enough. I appreciate you dropping a pm every so often to check up on me.

Sincerely,
A contemplating Litster

p,s, Look for more pms coming your way too! :rose:
 
Dear Productive at Work Litster,

Sex and cinnamon rolls is the best way to start a morning. Just sayin'!

Hungry in more ways than one Litster
 
Dear lost litster,

Come find me you red haired monkey with the cutest kid in the world!

Haven't talked to you in ages and lost your info when I emptied my inbox.

I can't BUZZ the hell out of you if you aren't here. :D
 
Violetvixen1 said:
Dear Productive at Work Litster,

Sex and cinnamon rolls is the best way to start a morning. Just sayin'!

Hungry in more ways than one Litster
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Dear Hungry,

If you need to unload any leftover cinnamon rolls, feel free to ship them to me. I can make them disappear, guaranteed.

Skipped breakfast litster
 
Dear always kind litster,

It was majorly loud, and completely annoying, but a the same time it was fun.
I hope your week has gone so well and you're happy. :kiss:

Signed,
The field trip is over, but I'd go on one with you :D
 
Dear long time no see litster,

I really enjoyed chatting with you today. Thanks for making me feel missed and appreciated.

Kisses,

Glad to be back litster
 
Dear Naturally Sweet Litster

Yeah....I'm an idiot and I over reacted. :(
I know you said it was fine but I wasn't thinking other than about the reaction.

I'm sorry.

:rose:

The Stupid over-reactive Litster
 
Dear Litster Alone in Reality,
Thank you for being in MY day.
signed,
Grateful and Honored Litster
 
Dear Hot In The Kitchen Litster,

You know darn well what was on your toaster....thankfully, most of it ended up on your muffin.

But wasn't it nice of me to share? And you were right....I'll never think of honey butter the same way again.....

:eek:

Signed,

Your Perv'n Litster
 
Dear Litster who doesn't come here anymore,

I was beyond tickled to catch up with you this morning, even just for a few minutes :) :kiss:

Wishing you wouldn't be so sporadic Litster :rolleyes:
 
Dear purring litster,

Thank you for being in my life, for all that you give, for the sore cheeks from smiling, for being the person that no one else can be - you.

Signed,
Yours only.
 
Dear Passionfruit Litster,

I :heart: you to the harvest moon and back again.

Call me when you can run away to Texas,

I'll have my bags packed and ready.

Until then,
:kiss::rose::kiss::rose::kiss:


Signed,
Sweet Baby Litster
 
Dear Snuffalupagus loving Litster,

Thank you for knowing me the way that you do, for not only being able to understand my mind, but to be able to sift through the mess and make sense of it all. Thank you for taking me with you everywhere and for backing your words up with actions. Thank you for all of the laughs and even the tears because they led us to where we are. Thank you for being you.

Signed,
Your smitten kitten
 
Dear Caring Litster,

You know who you are. You know I had a rough day yesterday and made sure to follow up with me after to make sure I and my loved one were OK. Surest way to a girl's heart...
And once you were sure... then and only then did the conversation take a turn... :kiss:

Grateful Litster
 
Dear Most Unhappy Litster,

My lap is wide open and has your name all over it. You have a plethora of shoulders to choose from (that is, if you think "2" qualifies as a plethora). All other requested items will be nearby. Except for that last one. You'll be sitting on it.

I doubt you will notice, though.

!

Come here and let me squeeze that pain out of you.... :heart:

Signed,

Litster With a Not So Comfortable Lap
 
Dear Flipfloplovin' Litster,

I need your flip flop....preferably a cast iron one!

Signed,

Red Flag seeing Mama
 
Dear Litster -

I'm getting the impression you're not as interested in me as I thought. If you are, a little more constant wooing will be required.

Not High Maintenance But Does Require SOME Litster
 
JennyNo1 said:
Dear Litster -

I'm getting the impression you're not as interested in me as I thought. If you are, a little more constant wooing will be required.

Not High Maintenance But Does Require SOME Litster
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Dear low maintenance with SOME assembly still required Litster,

It could be your wooful Litster is somewhat distracted. Sometimes it is not so easy with so much ummmm..uh..."scenery" moving to and fro.

Hoping nothing is seriously wrong in wooville Litster.
 
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