Dear Sprinkles ....

[Sprinkles22]

I am posting here Dear Sprinkles to say Hi to a friend.... Nightbird ..... that posts here as we seem to be missing each other of late. Should he miss this post could you tell him I said hi.

I will most certainly relay your message to him should he not see this himself. His postings of late have become sporadic .... he is missed by many.

Please, come back and play with me here anytime. I'm always seeking new friends

 

[20smoke]

Dear Sprinkles,

what bait is best to use when hunting Gator???

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles,

what bait is best to use when hunting Gator???

Dear 20smoke:

I find that using the gluteus maximus meat of the male homosapien species to be a very effective attractant to female 'Gators .....

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear 20smoke:

I find that using the gluteus maximus meat of the male homosapien species to be a very effective attractant to female 'Gators .....

LOL!!!!

Dear Sprinkles:
I have a hard time putting contacts in. How do I stop myself from flinching?
Azul

 

[20smoke]

Dear 20smoke:

I find that using the gluteus maximus meat of the male homosapien species to be a very effective attractant to female 'Gators .....

dayum... that's easy... I thought they were only attracted to jewelry

 

[DLL]

dayum... that's easy... I thought they were only attracted to jewelry

attracting gators huh??? well they like to eat seminoles I heard

 

[20smoke]

attracting gators huh??? well they like to eat seminoles I heard

but dont seminoles taste like 'chicken'

 

[de-valmont]

attracting gators huh??? well they like to eat seminoles I heard

I'll remember to scatter it next time I fall into the everglades!

 

[DLL]

I'll remember to scatter it next time I fall into the everglades!

some i hear even love brits

 

[DLL]

but dont seminoles taste like 'chicken'

i never ate one have you?? but

I hear gator meat is sweet

 

[20smoke]

i never ate one have you?? but

I hear gator meat is sweet

Uhhhh... only as an appetizer

gator is good for breakfast.... with eggs of course... and a mimosa

 

[de-valmont]

some i hear even love brits

It'd have to be pretty mad to love a Brit Though a Brit covered in semolina could work

 

[DLL]

Uhhhh... only as an appetizer

gator is good for breakfast.... with eggs of course... and a mimosa

this gator is carb free and low fat

 

[Jail]

hi kids

 

[de-valmont]

Evening Jail, how goes it? Oh and beware of the gators, in case one escapes the kitchens of DLL!

 

[Jail]

Evening Jail, how goes it? Oh and beware of the gators, in case one escapes the kitchens of DLL!

hiya de-val

oh yeah? She always was a wild one

 

[DLL]

Evening Jail, how goes it? Oh and beware of the gators, in case one escapes the kitchens of DLL!

de v..a gator is what i am referred to because i graduated from the univ of florida they are called the gators
and smoke teases me because he likes the inferior college florida state they are called the seminoles or noles...

 

[Jail]

de v..a gator is what i am referred to because i graduated from the univ of florida they are called the gators
and smoke teases me because he likes the inferior college florida state they are called the seminoles or noles...

Geezus, DLL, I had to reread that. I thought you said 'holes'

 

[de-valmont]

OMG lol well it all makes sense now! I'm glad a gator has taken a liking to a Brit then And I promise I won't smother myself in Semolina's! (seminoles)

 

[DLL]

Geezus, DLL, I had to reread that. I thought you said 'holes'

LMAOOO they are that too

 

[Jail]

LMAOOO they are that too

 

[omahaman2]

DEAR SPRINKLES;

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

 

[Stryderthorongil]

Dear Sprinkles,

Hmmmmm, after all that, I can't think of anything to ask.

 

[20smoke]

de v..a gator is what i am referred to because i graduated from the univ of florida they are called the gators
and smoke teases me because he likes the inferior college florida state they are called the seminoles or noles...

OH HELL NO YOU DIDNT JUST SAY THIS HURRICANE HAD ANYTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH THOSE WRETCHED BEASTS KNOWN AS "NOLES

 

[DLL]

OH HELL NO YOU DIDNT JUST SAY THIS HURRICANE HAD ANYTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH THOSE WRETCHED BEASTS KNOWN AS "NOLES

canes noles all lesser than gators...lol