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Dear Sprinkles ....

Canes pass, nolls are where conspiracy theorists gather to think about Kennedy, Gators have been around for millions of years, eating their way to a happy existence, my money's on the gator (especially one so gorgeous) :rose:
 
What's up all my playmates? I see a few of your are not getting along this evening .... don't make me put you in separate corners :p
 
keiffers said:
kinda funny considering those aren't bulldogs LOL
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Hey, knothead...if you've lived in the middle of the Georgia-Florida wars, any ol' dog in a storm...!
 
techsan said:
Hey, knothead...if you've lived in the middle of the Georgia-Florida wars, any ol' dog in a storm...!
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uhm I don't think you needed to go as far as calling me names - it was an observational joke (hence the LOL at the end)......geez grow up dude
 
Good Gawd .... does EVERYONE have PMS this evening? Geez, I'm gonna run out of corners to put all y'all in.

FYI * Sprinkles was once a preschool teacher .... I can handle bratty 3 yr old behavior :rolleyes:
 
Sprinkles22 said:
Good Gawd .... does EVERYONE have PMS this evening? Geez, I'm gonna run out of corners to put all y'all in.

FYI * Sprinkles was once a preschool teacher .... I can handle bratty 3 yr old behavior :rolleyes:
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ROFL - not I :D
 
keiffers said:
uhm I don't think you needed to go as far as calling me names - it was an observational joke (hence the LOL at the end)......geez grow up dude
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so was the name a joke. You seem to be able to dish it out but not take it, Huh, Keiffers? Get serious!
 
techsan said:
so was the name a joke. You seem to be able to dish it out but not take it, Huh, Keiffers? Get serious!
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<in his best Foghorn Leghorn voice>

Go away boy - ya bother me

LOL

<btw that was a JOKE hence the LOL, which is the standard comment when someone online is making a joke, otherwise you will be taken seriously - come on get with the times>
 
I'm serious .... :mad:, if you two have something to say to each other...take it to PM or somewhere else, but DO NOT bring this shit to my thread ......

It's been a long day and I'm feeling quite Bitchy tonight .....
 
Sprinkles22 said:
I'm serious .... :mad:, if you two have something to say to each other...take it to PM or somewhere else, but DO NOT bring this shit to my thread ......

It's been a long day and I'm feeling quite Bitchy tonight .....
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Walks over and starts massaging Sprinkles' shoulders......
 
Sprinkles22 said:
I'm serious .... :mad:, if you two have something to say to each other...take it to PM or somewhere else, but DO NOT bring this shit to my thread ......

It's been a long day and I'm feeling quite Bitchy tonight .....
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Dear Sprinkles, I didn't mean to cause an uproar in your thread...that's not what I'm about. I'm very sorry...however that apology goes to you. I'll try to refrain from saying anything else to Mr. Keiffers. Maybe we could get on to something more pleasant.

I thought you might find this intriguing. It is an article I cut out of a local newspaper a while back...

Chuck Rogers, a self employed marketing consultant, has won his company's 'Employee of the Month Award' for a record 23 months in a row. Said Rogers, 'I began the award program nearly two years ago when my psychologist and business coach suggested that I needed to create a company plan for maintaining employee moral and building self- esteem.'

Rogers, who works alone from his home office, has received 100% of the votes for the 'Employee of the Month Award' since its inception. Said Rogers, 'It feels really good every time I win the award. I am always surprised and flattered when the winner is announced. But the best part is that I get to use the special parking spot set aside for the winner. It is right next to the house. You can't imagine what a benefit that has been!'
 
techsan said:
Dear Sprinkles, I didn't mean to cause an uproar in your thread...that's not what I'm about. I'm very sorry...however that apology goes to you. I'll try to refrain from saying anything else to Mr. Keiffers. Maybe we could get on to something more pleasant.

I thought you might find this intriguing. It is an article I cut out of a local newspaper a while back...

Chuck Rogers, a self employed marketing consultant, has won his company's 'Employee of the Month Award' for a record 23 months in a row. Said Rogers, 'I began the award program nearly two years ago when my psychologist and business coach suggested that I needed to create a company plan for maintaining employee moral and building self- esteem.'

Rogers, who works alone from his home office, has received 100% of the votes for the 'Employee of the Month Award' since its inception. Said Rogers, 'It feels really good every time I win the award. I am always surprised and flattered when the winner is announced. But the best part is that I get to use the special parking spot set aside for the winner. It is right next to the house. You can't imagine what a benefit that has been!'
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*gigglesnort* ok, that made me smile a little ..... just a little mind you ;)
 
Dear Sprinkles:

How do you keep from flinching when you put in contacts?

And do you want a massage on just the shoulders or a nice back rub to go with it?

:kiss:
Azul
 
Sprinkles22 said:
*gigglesnort* ok, that made me smile a little ..... just a little mind you ;)
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All right, if that's all it got, let's try this. The following is the year in review of a lady of a certain hair color (which shall remain unnamed)....however I assure you it is NOT the same as yours, whatever that is:

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh"....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 9 11....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
 
techsan said:
All right, if that's all it got, let's try this. The following is the year in review of a lady of a certain hair color (which shall remain unnamed)....however I assure you it is NOT the same as yours, whatever that is:

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh"....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 9 11....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
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Oh no, that is definitely NOT my hair color :rolleyes:
 
Sprinkles22 said:
Oh no, that is definitely NOT my hair color :rolleyes:
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Dear Sprinkles,

If you feel just a touch better, I've "done my job" ... I'm gone to bed. Nite, sweet lady.

Happy in Harrisburg
 
Dear Sprinkles;

These people are in dire need! Dear abby couldnt help them,hopefully you've
got the answers!!! These are real letters she couldnt answer!!

* Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

* Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

* Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

* Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

* Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

* Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?

* Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

* Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

* Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.

* Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.
 
omahaman2 said:
Dear Sprinkles;

These people are in dire need! Dear abby couldnt help them,hopefully you've
got the answers!!! These are real letters she couldnt answer!!

* Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

* Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

* Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

* Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

* Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

* Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?

* Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

* Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

* Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.

* Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.
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loved these Oman thanks for the good laugh this morning :D
 
omahaman2 said:
Dear Sprinkles;

These people are in dire need! Dear abby couldnt help them,hopefully you've
got the answers!!! These are real letters she couldnt answer!!

* Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

* Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

* Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

* Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

* Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

* Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?

* Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

* Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

* Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.

* Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.
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What a riot! There's not enough help in the world for these people...but if Sprinkles tries, I'll give her all the credit she deserves...LMAO
 
omahaman2 said:
Dear Sprinkles;

These people are in dire need! Dear abby couldnt help them,hopefully you've
got the answers!!! These are real letters she couldnt answer!!

* Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

* Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

* Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

* Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

* Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

* Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?

* Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

* Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

* Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.

* Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.
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ROFLMAO those are great!
 
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