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Dear Sprinkles ....

Oman :p :D :cathappy: You are great. Thank you for that laugh. I really needed a good laugh today.
 
^RAVEN^ said:
Dear Sprinkles.
How much masturbating is too much?
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Dear Raven:

Didn't know it was possible for masturbate *too* much ;) However, if it begins to interfere with your daily life (i.e. you can't even leave the house because you feel you need to masturbate) then I might recommend professional help *LOL*.
 
Sprinkles22 said:
Dear Raven:

Didn't know it was possible for masturbate *too* much ;) However, if it begins to interfere with your daily life (i.e. you can't even leave the house because you feel you need to masturbate) then I might recommend professional help *LOL*.
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Lol everythings all good then
 
Sprinkles22 said:
Dear Raven?

Didn't know it was possible for masturbate *too* much ;) However, if it begins to interfere with your daily life (i.e. you can't even leave the house because you feel you need to masturbate) then I might recommend professional help *LOL*.
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What if instead of not leaving the house because you masturbate too much, you end up masturbating at the place you go to? i.e. work or lunch with your g/f's parents.

Would that be just as bad or even worse?
 
Machiavellix said:
What if instead of not leaving the house because you masturbate too much, you end up masturbating at the place you go to? i.e. work or lunch with your g/f's parents.

Would that be just as bad or even worse?
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Work? Now, I can see that ..... locked in a private room, of course.

Out to lunch with your g/f's parents, tho? Ummm....does her mom excite you THAT much? :confused:
 
dear sprinkles
Its 3:36 am here should i go to sleep yet or stay awake awhile longer?
 
^RAVEN^ said:
dear sprinkles
Its 3:36 am here should i go to sleep yet or stay awake awhile longer?
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Oooh! Stay ..... the early morning hours are my favorites. I was born at 3:38 am. So, therefore, I was born for the wee hours before dawn :)
 
Nightbird, you had a very sweet post left for you here yesterday. Have you seen it yet? A friend was trying to reach you .....
 
Dear Sprinkles,

I am so mixed up by today's world. Can you answer some of my Why questions...?!?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Confused in Connecticut
 
techsan said:
Dear Sprinkles,

I am so mixed up by today's world. Can you answer some of my Why questions...?!?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Confused in Connecticut
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Dear Techsan:

I fear there is no help for you ..... or me for that matter. I'm only "Dear Sprinkles" ..... Not a miracle worker :rolleyes:
 
Sprinkles22 said:
Dear Techsan:

I fear there is no help for you ..... or me for that matter. I'm only "Dear Sprinkles" ..... Not a miracle worker :rolleyes:
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WELL! Okay then...I thought you had all the answers but, since you don't, here are some of my Whys that I've already figured out the answers to...maybe this will add to your repetroire of information...?!?

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened ... C'mon guys, the girls laugh at your blonde jokes!)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
 
techsan said:
WELL! Okay then...I thought you had all the answers but, since you don't, here are some of my Whys that I've already figured out the answers to...maybe this will add to your repetroire of information...?!?

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened ... C'mon guys, the girls laugh at your blonde jokes!)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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ROFLMFAO

OMG, Stop before I pee on myself laughing so hard ..... :p
 
Sprinkles22 said:
ROFLMFAO

OMG, Stop before I pee on myself laughing so hard ..... :p
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thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU!!!


You have just made my day, sweet lady!!!
 
techsan said:
Why, it has been a DELIGHTFUL Tuesday...and yours?
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It's been fairly good ..... was a productive day for me. I had another Betty Crocker moment (where I got really motivated to clean house) so I went to lie down until it passed (kind of like nausea) .....
 
Some little lady is lurking on my thread right now ...... and I know who you are :p You better cum say "Hello" to me ;)
 
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