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Dear BNDherover,
You should put a fully functional pub in your house. That and a kickass hot tub and you'd never need to go anywhere ever again!
-W
Oh, I know how good I got it!
Freaks.
Dear Feathered Friend,
You can probably find 3 of your 5 criteria. Choose wisely.
-W
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Fire-breathing Cock,
Always, the answer is Neci always deserves the dangly bits. Always.
-W
Dear JBJ,
I know that even old, cranky, bitter men need attention but I certainly can't be the only game in town.
-W
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Dear Sparkly Witch,
I'm so sorry that those are your only two choices. If he lets you fade away then he didn't deserve you.
-W
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Dear Wings,
What do you think is the best way to dispose of a dead body?
(This is to test if your advice is sound; I already know the answer.)
Sincerely,
Lord Pmann the Riddler
What do you think is the best way to dispose of a dead body?
(This is to test if your advice is sound; I already know the answer.)
Sincerely,
Lord Pmann the Riddler
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Garnate
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That's my girl.
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Wings must be busy with breakfast.
So, friends will help you move, great friends will help you move a body.
Oh, she's back with a very good answer indeed.
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To whom it may concern (Wings),
I asked a question to you back on page four and you never answered; apparently you've decided I'm not worth the effort it takes to respond. I'm left with a sense of hopelessness, despair, suicidal tendencies, and my tooth still hurts. Thank you very much for taking ten years of therapy and flushing it all down the crapper.
Sincerely,
An unsatisfied customer
Eyereadtoo
PS
Breakfast food anytime of the day are the bomb, but seeing as you won't take the time to answer my initial and only question in this thread please know that with this throbbing pain I know feel in my jaw the chances of me ever eating again are very slim at best.
I asked a question to you back on page four and you never answered; apparently you've decided I'm not worth the effort it takes to respond. I'm left with a sense of hopelessness, despair, suicidal tendencies, and my tooth still hurts. Thank you very much for taking ten years of therapy and flushing it all down the crapper.
Sincerely,
An unsatisfied customer
Eyereadtoo
PS
Breakfast food anytime of the day are the bomb, but seeing as you won't take the time to answer my initial and only question in this thread please know that with this throbbing pain I know feel in my jaw the chances of me ever eating again are very slim at best.
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Dear Seeing Eye Dude,
I apologize, it's your lack of AV that made my eyeballs skip, I promise.
if you're going to cut yourself at least make the pattern pretty. I don't know anything about home dentistry. I just floss and brush every day and come out well. Go see a dentist!
-W
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Dear Seeing Eye Dude,
I apologize, it's your lack of AV that made my eyeballs skip, I promise.
I don't know anything about home dentistry. I just floss and brush every day and come out well. Go see a dentist!
-W
I couldn't cut myself, that shit hurts. But something pretty, huh? Would a henna tattoo work? Now that I could do.
Okay wait, go slow so's I can write this down: "f-l-o-s-s" and "b-r-u-s-h.". In that order?
Oh and I tried an avi, a selfie actually (I guess you can call it an avi/selfie) but I got a warning from the NSA saying I was violating the ugly people content on the Internet by doing so. Siiiiggggghhhh, it's the life one must lead when one bares a striking resemblance to the Elephant Man, I suppose.
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She checks out guys. She's legit.
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I couldn't cut myself, that shit hurts. But something pretty, huh? Would a henna tattoo work? Now that I could do.
Okay wait, go slow so's I can write this down: "f-l-o-s-s" and "b-r-u-s-h.". In that order?
Henna is lovely!
And sorry I couldn't be more help with the toofs, seriously, see a professional.
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eyer isn't really with the NSA, you're good.
Dear Wings,
Follow-up to an earlier question. What's the best way to get pieces of meat and bone out of a wood-chipper? Asking for a friend.
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Dear Mr. de Bergerac,
I've heard a nice mix of orange peels and cloves might do the trick. Maybe that was for garbage disposals but either way you can't go wrong.
-W
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I'm gonna put this here, since you'll be to busy to check here and the twitter later in the week...
Congratulations, much love and happiness to you and The Ginger.
Congratulations, much love and happiness to you and The Ginger.
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What Not Normal said.
Congratulations.
Dear Wings. I just woke up a minute ago. I'm still in bed. It's not time to get up yet.
I had a good dream about kbate. Just now. Problem is, I don't remember what my dream was about. It must have been pretty good though, because I'm smiling. To myself. In the dark. Like a dork.
Anyway, my question for you is...
What was my dream about?
Congratulations.
Dear Wings. I just woke up a minute ago. I'm still in bed. It's not time to get up yet.
I had a good dream about kbate. Just now. Problem is, I don't remember what my dream was about. It must have been pretty good though, because I'm smiling. To myself. In the dark. Like a dork.
Anyway, my question for you is...
What was my dream about?
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What Not Normal said.
Congratulations.
Dear Wings. I just woke up a minute ago. I'm still in bed. It's not time to get up yet.
I had a good dream about kbate. Just now. Problem is, I don't remember what my dream was about. It must have been pretty good though, because I'm smiling. To myself. In the dark. Like a dork.
Anyway, my question for you is...
What was my dream was about?
dear wings,
i have this one.
GS - you dreamed of penis. big fat penis. and hairy balls. fluffy, sagging, hairy balls.
love,
neci
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My dream, neci! Not your dream!
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Dear wings,
My name is Betty. Why don't people love me? Why do they misunderstand me?
With Love,
Betty
My name is Betty. Why don't people love me? Why do they misunderstand me?
With Love,
Betty
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Dear Wings,
Ever just be in the house on an off day and not wanna put on pants to go outside because comfortable?
- Nakey in Nutbush
Ever just be in the house on an off day and not wanna put on pants to go outside because comfortable?
- Nakey in Nutbush
