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Dear Wings

spacekowboy said:
What I read was 6'3".

With heels I would need to stand on tip toes to make out with her.

I'd give it a shot though.
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Ahhh, she does look taller but when you're on a show with a little person it's hard to judge. I would like to see you try!
 
Wings said:
Ahhh, she does look taller but when you're on a show with a little person it's hard to judge. I would like to see you try!
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That would be a new one for me, I ain't gonna lie. I ain't skerred though.
 
Dear Wings,

I've been colouring my hair purple for the past few months. No one at school has said a thing. Do you think they haven't really noticed?


Sincerely,

the violet-tressed good little witch.
 
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glynndah said:
Dear Wings,

I've been colouring my hair purple for the past few months. No one at school has said a thing. Do you think they haven't really noticed?


Sincerely,

the violet-tressed good little witch.
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Quick question for YOU: how often do you have to color your hair? The pink in mine only lasted for a week. :mad:
 
Garnate said:
Quick question for YOU: how often do you have to color your hair? The pink in mine only lasted for a week. :mad:
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Well, first of all, all the violet is really just in the silvery part, but since quite a bit of my hair, especially in front, is silver, it's fairly violet.

I use the purple shampoo and conditioner {to tone down brassiness and yellowing} and add the violet dye to the bottles so it gets more violet-er each time I wash it. I leave the shampoo and conditioner on for a few minutes extra to boost the colour. So far, it's maintained a tint I like, although I am tempted to go a bit bolder.

So, to answer your question {FINALLY!}, I dunno.
 
Dear Wings!

So, we're packing it all up and moving approximately 30 miles to the northeast. This will push the mileage out beyond the standard distance relationship and into that dreaded sphere of "long" distance relationship. Therefore, I can no longer pretend to be madly in love with you. All these years were something special for me. Oh sure, you were in the dark about all of this, but the fapping was fantastic. I wish you well. I'm sure I'll find something within 1900 square miles. The quest shall begin soon.

You're Completely Unknown to you Super Secret Creepy Stalker

RC
 
glynndah said:
Dear Wings,

I've been colouring my hair purple for the past few months. No one at school has said a thing. Do you think they haven't really noticed?


Sincerely,

the violet-tressed good little witch.
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Dear Violet Beauregarde,

Do you work at a school for the blind? That is all I can assume.

-W
 
Ricky_Champagne said:
Dear Wings!

So, we're packing it all up and moving approximately 30 miles to the northeast. This will push the mileage out beyond the standard distance relationship and into that dreaded sphere of "long" distance relationship. Therefore, I can no longer pretend to be madly in love with you. All these years were something special for me. Oh sure, you were in the dark about all of this, but the fapping was fantastic. I wish you well. I'm sure I'll find something within 1900 square miles. The quest shall begin soon.

You're Completely Unknown to you Super Secret Creepy Stalker

RC
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Dear Adorable Creepster,

If I had known I would have warned you that only one red-haired man has withstood the fire of my love. Everyone else perishes.

I appreciate the silent fapping though.

-W
 
glynndah said:
Well, first of all, all the violet is really just in the silvery part, but since quite a bit of my hair, especially in front, is silver, it's fairly violet.

I use the purple shampoo and conditioner {to tone down brassiness and yellowing} and add the violet dye to the bottles so it gets more violet-er each time I wash it. I leave the shampoo and conditioner on for a few minutes extra to boost the colour. So far, it's maintained a tint I like, although I am tempted to go a bit bolder.

So, to answer your question {FINALLY!}, I dunno.
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Goddamn it.
 
Dear Wings,

My birthday is coming up at the end of this month and I want to throw a big bash! I thought of having it at Chuck E. Cheese (like every year) but am afraid that nobody will show up (like every year.) Instead, I'm going to have it at Dave & Buster's and invite some litster's to share in this great day! I mean, a guy only turns 49 once in his life, ya know? Anyway, I'm not very good at things like this but I'm wondering if you could give me a list of people on these forums not to invite? I'd hate to send out invitations to people I know wont show up, just think of that wasted postage.

Anywhoo, can you send me a list?

Thanks,

Moi

Ps
I'm a huge fan! Can I also have a personalized autograph? And maybe $10?
 
Dear Wings,

I'm just about to 26,000 posts. Is this worth celebrating?

Sincerely,

the good little witch.
 
Dear Wings,

I hope you don't have to take the train tomorrow. Have a lovely day.

Noone
 
Eyereadtoo said:
Dear Wings,

My birthday is coming up at the end of this month and I want to throw a big bash! I thought of having it at Chuck E. Cheese (like every year) but am afraid that nobody will show up (like every year.) Instead, I'm going to have it at Dave & Buster's and invite some litster's to share in this great day! I mean, a guy only turns 49 once in his life, ya know? Anyway, I'm not very good at things like this but I'm wondering if you could give me a list of people on these forums not to invite? I'd hate to send out invitations to people I know wont show up, just think of that wasted postage.

Anywhoo, can you send me a list?

Thanks,

Moi

Ps
I'm a huge fan! Can I also have a personalized autograph? And maybe $10?
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Dear Fandom,

I'm afraid I can't help you, I dislike everyone.


Just kidding.

Maybe.

-W
 
glynndah said:
Dear Wings,

I'm just about to 26,000 posts. Is this worth celebrating?

Sincerely,

the good little witch.
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Dear Sparklicious,

Every milestone is worth celebrating!

Congrats on the 26k.

-W
 
Dear Wings,

The dehumidifier in my basement says its filter needs changing. Any idea where this is? The filter, not my basement. I have a pretty good idea where my basement is.

Sincerely yours,

the probably breathing in mold good little witch.
 
glynndah said:
Dear Wings,

The dehumidifier in my basement says its filter needs changing. Any idea where this is? The filter, not my basement. I have a pretty good idea where my basement is.

Sincerely yours,

the probably breathing in mold good little witch.
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Dear Darth,

I always take a picture of my dehumidifier and the sticker on it and go to Home Depot and wait for my lost face to gain me some help.

Good luck

-W
 
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