Dear X

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear K****

I enjoyed meeting you tonight. You're someone I would absolutely love to get to know. Don't take my behaviour as being scared or nervous, as I assure you it was quite the opposite. It was thrilling, exciting and I'm grinning from ear to ear.

 

[mikeroman336]

Dear Coffee Shop Guy:

You are not cool.

Fuck you.

Mike

 

[PublicAffection]

Dear parallel universe:

Whatever you're doing over there is causing some ripples over here that are making life FREAKING AWESOME! Keep it up.

 

[HesterPrynne]

Dear Redbirds,

Come on guys .... Just two more ... at home .... You can DO this!!!

Girl Fan with a Crush

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear half coffee, half french vanilla cappecino,

I am soooo addicted to you....It'll be a most lovely winter.




(and I know I spelled cappacino wrong) hmmmmm which way? Or another way?

 

[respeito]

*slides into a pew holding my Bible*

Dear Lord,

Your children are suffering and I ask that you remain constant in your love and support during these difficult times. Give them patience, understanding, assistance from friends and loved ones, and a ray of your loving light that better times are to come. Give them the peace to sleep through the night without the stress and conflict of the day.

I just ask that you wrap your arms around them and comfort them. Let them know that you will uphold them with your right hand of righteousness.

Please bless our economy, it weighs heavy on my heart to know that so many suffer.

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

Amen.

 

[LilyPru]

Dear weekday mail carrier,

Are you required to wear that hat, or is it a personal choice? Cause goddam, a pith helmet in any context makes me happy.

Thank you sir,

The lady who gets really boring mail in that grey house

 

[cbo1234]

Dear Person who I used to call my best friend

Yes, it hurts the way you treat me now. Sincerely you're so childish and immature, grow up. Talking about me behind my back and starting rumours...
Are we back in high school again?
Maybe I outgrew you, I know I've changed. I consider this for the better.
You have no power over me anymore and I don't want a person in my life like you...

Goodbye and good riddance

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Daughter of Mine

I know it is frustrating that the computer shut down in the middle of you syncing your Ipad to Itunes, however it is not your mother's fault and she doesn't hold all the answers and can not magical fix all that is wrong with that piece of poo.

I am sorry you hate the computer, and I wish I had another 650.00 to toss your way so you could run out and purchase a new one, but alas I don't, so you will have to waste the few minutes it will take to restart the computer, and with luck and by the grace of all that is Holy - it will restart and all your troubles will fade away.

Love,

Your mother

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I know it is frustrating that the computer shut down in the middle of you syncing your Ipad to Itunes, however it is not your mother's fault and she doesn't hold all the answers and can not magical fix all that is wrong with that piece of poo.

I am sorry you hate the computer, and I wish I had another 650.00 to toss your way so you could run out and purchase a new one, but alas I don't, so you will have to waste the few minutes it will take to restart the computer, and with luck and by the grace of all that is Holy - it will restart and all your troubles will fade away.

Love,

Your mother

Heyyyyy....wait a minute....did you steal my daughter????
(I love the eyeroll...I must, she gives it to me all the time...)

You have my sympathy...
I hope that someday our daughters grow into the women we know they can be.
Or at the very least move out and become someone else's problem.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Heyyyyy....wait a minute....did you steal my daughter????
(I love the eyeroll...I must, she gives it to me all the time...)

You have my sympathy...
I hope that someday our daughters grow into the women we know they can be.
Or at the very least move out and become someone else's problem.

lol - sometimes I wonder who they are. This particular child is 16, turns 17 in a couple weeks and wants to be a physician. So if she makes that happen she can buy all the computers she wants. lol

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear High School Crush

Maybe I will, maybe I won't.


Dear Hot Then Cold Guy

Maybe I will, maybe I won't.


Foxy

 

[ChikieRoo]

Dear Asshole in the other car,

If you need sleep, stay the fuck home. If you need to do drugs, stay the fuck home. Don't get into your little car thinking you'll be okay transporting your little druggie friends around town so you can hit me dead fucking on with your stupid car because you PASSED THE FUCK OUT??!! FUCK YOU WAKE UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT. Hope this rattles your cage into soberness you stupid fuck. Next time stay off the fucking road. You better thank your lucky stars my car is badass and totaly smashed yours. I could care less if you went out on a streatcher, tough shit. My fucking arm hurts you bastard, not to mention the other sore parts of my family members in the car too. You fucking idiot. Can't wait until you have a child in the car and someone hits you dead on.

Signed,

A mother-fucking pissed off 'Roo

(pardon the rant)

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Asshole in the other car,

If you need sleep, stay the fuck home. If you need to do drugs, stay the fuck home. Don't get into your little car thinking you'll be okay transporting your little druggie friends around town so you can hit me dead fucking on with your stupid car because you PASSED THE FUCK OUT??!! FUCK YOU WAKE UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT. Hope this rattles your cage into soberness you stupid fuck. Next time stay off the fucking road. You better thank your lucky stars my car is badass and totaly smashed yours. I could care less if you went out on a streatcher, tough shit. My fucking arm hurts you bastard, not to mention the other sore parts of my family members in the car too. You fucking idiot. Can't wait until you have a child in the car and someone hits you dead on.

Signed,

A mother-fucking pissed off 'Roo

(pardon the rant)

Holy crap. *hugs* and I'm glad you guys weren't hurt worse.

 

[JennyNo1]

*slides into a pew holding my Bible*

Dear Lord,

Your children are suffering and I ask that you remain constant in your love and support during these difficult times. Give them patience, understanding, assistance from friends and loved ones, and a ray of your loving light that better times are to come. Give them the peace to sleep through the night without the stress and conflict of the day.

I just ask that you wrap your arms around them and comfort them. Let them know that you will uphold them with your right hand of righteousness.

Please bless our economy, it weighs heavy on my heart to know that so many suffer.

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

Amen.

This ^^^....for those of my friends who are hurting right now, Father.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Asshole in the other car,

If you need sleep, stay the fuck home. If you need to do drugs, stay the fuck home. Don't get into your little car thinking you'll be okay transporting your little druggie friends around town so you can hit me dead fucking on with your stupid car because you PASSED THE FUCK OUT??!! FUCK YOU WAKE UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT. Hope this rattles your cage into soberness you stupid fuck. Next time stay off the fucking road. You better thank your lucky stars my car is badass and totaly smashed yours. I could care less if you went out on a streatcher, tough shit. My fucking arm hurts you bastard, not to mention the other sore parts of my family members in the car too. You fucking idiot. Can't wait until you have a child in the car and someone hits you dead on.

Signed,

A mother-fucking pissed off 'Roo

(pardon the rant)

And here you were already not feeling the best

I'm glad you and all the chickieroo family is safe at least. I am so sorry this happened.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Dumbass driver:

Hurting Roo was not the best idea. Let's just say she's got friends.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Dear Asshole in the other car,

If you need sleep, stay the fuck home. If you need to do drugs, stay the fuck home. Don't get into your little car thinking you'll be okay transporting your little druggie friends around town so you can hit me dead fucking on with your stupid car because you PASSED THE FUCK OUT??!! FUCK YOU WAKE UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT. Hope this rattles your cage into soberness you stupid fuck. Next time stay off the fucking road. You better thank your lucky stars my car is badass and totaly smashed yours. I could care less if you went out on a streatcher, tough shit. My fucking arm hurts you bastard, not to mention the other sore parts of my family members in the car too. You fucking idiot. Can't wait until you have a child in the car and someone hits you dead on.

Signed,

A mother-fucking pissed off 'Roo

(pardon the rant)

OMG! So sorry to hear about this. I am glad it wasn't worse. *hugs*

 

[highlandlassie224]

Dear Asshole in the other car,

If you need sleep, stay the fuck home. If you need to do drugs, stay the fuck home. Don't get into your little car thinking you'll be okay transporting your little druggie friends around town so you can hit me dead fucking on with your stupid car because you PASSED THE FUCK OUT??!! FUCK YOU WAKE UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT. Hope this rattles your cage into soberness you stupid fuck. Next time stay off the fucking road. You better thank your lucky stars my car is badass and totaly smashed yours. I could care less if you went out on a streatcher, tough shit. My fucking arm hurts you bastard, not to mention the other sore parts of my family members in the car too. You fucking idiot. Can't wait until you have a child in the car and someone hits you dead on.

Signed,

A mother-fucking pissed off 'Roo

(pardon the rant)

{{{HUGS}}} I'm so sorry this happened and grateful you weren't more seriously hurt, or worse.

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Dear Asshole in the other car,

If you need sleep, stay the fuck home. If you need to do drugs, stay the fuck home. Don't get into your little car thinking you'll be okay transporting your little druggie friends around town so you can hit me dead fucking on with your stupid car because you PASSED THE FUCK OUT??!! FUCK YOU WAKE UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT. Hope this rattles your cage into soberness you stupid fuck. Next time stay off the fucking road. You better thank your lucky stars my car is badass and totaly smashed yours. I could care less if you went out on a streatcher, tough shit. My fucking arm hurts you bastard, not to mention the other sore parts of my family members in the car too. You fucking idiot. Can't wait until you have a child in the car and someone hits you dead on.

Signed,

A mother-fucking pissed off 'Roo

(pardon the rant)

Holy.......glad to see you're allright...if a little worse for wear.

*gives a big warm comforting bearhug*

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Dear You, that man who makes me coffee and gives me mega squeezy hugs like you mean it cus you do,

I think I'm falling for you.

Signed,

Me that weird stalker chick who comes to your house to drink your coffee and sit on your sofa and drive you nuts.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear X,

I am glad that I realized things before next weekend.


Signed,

a would have been very pissed off and hurt me......

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear weather,

Thanks for staying nice this weekend.

~me

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Welsh Rugby Fans,

Alain Rolland has refereed 54 international matches, including games which involved France and has never been accused of bias.

The fact he is Irish and has a French father was well known and well documented before the game and the IRB were sufficiently convinced of his impartiality to award the game to him.

According to Law 10.4J of the game, Sam Warburton's tackle was dangerous and Rolland interpreted the law correctly. Sanctions for this type of tackle were a yellow or red card.

In previous games during the competition, players have received yellow cards for this type of tackle. HOWEVER, the IRB have subsequently cited these players, banned them and told them they should have received a RED card during the game.

Sam Warburton had a choice not to lift the player off the ground in the manner he did. Alain Rolland had no choice but to issue a red card for an illegal tackle.

Whilst you were the better team on the day, you lost the game - starting facebook campaigns to ban the referee and get the game replayed makes you look bitter, foolish and laughable.

Yours in sympathy (but still chuckling at the absurdity of it all),

LM
x

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear X


It's been a long time since I had that reaction to a profile pic. Thank you so much, your newest secret admirer.


~ Red