Dear X

[Lorilei]

Dear Woman who is NOT flushing the toilet in the first stall at work,

I wrote about this before, and I'm getting ready to pin a note to the stall door. While I am all for water conservation, "if it is yellow, let it mellow" is not an adage we use in the work place. Ick, ugh, and kudos on the small amount of tp you use.

Signed,

Tired of seeing your leavings and flushing them for you!


Dear Detroit Lions, Tigers and Red Wings,

You ROCK.



Dear Ohio State University,

It came around...bwahahahahahahahaha.




Dear Twit,

I see you know who you are....good for you

*I typed this slowly so you could read it*

Eeeewwwww!

 

[kendra1980]

Eeeewwwww!

xoxoxoxoxo LORI!

I know, right?

EVERY FREAKING DAY.

I so want to post a note!

 

[Lorilei]

xoxoxoxoxo LORI!

I know, right?

EVERY FREAKING DAY.

I so want to post a note!

Do. IT.

That's disgusting.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Small Stinky Badly Behaved Dog

Next time somebody knocks at the door, do me a favour and try to run in the same direction as me, not across my path. Next time I fall over you, you're going to the pound.

Nope, the puppy dog eyes are not gonna help you next time.

Flat On Arse Owner

 

[lacandy]

Dear You,

Things are different now. We both know that. It's not the same as it was before. I have to wonder if we are both just holding on for that one moment?

You don't tell me that you love me anymore, and that hurts more than anything else. I can't force you to love me...wouldn't want to, but it hurts.

If we end tomorrow know that you will always be part of me.

Love you always,

Me

 

[HesterPrynne]

Dear Redbirds,

Thanks for an awesome win last night.

A Fan



Dear Lance Berkman,

I still want to touch you inappropriately for a LOT of hours.

She who watches and whimpers from afar

 

[arnoldlane84]

Dear Redbirds,

Thanks for an awesome win last night.

A Fan



Dear Lance Berkman,

I still want to touch you inappropriately for a LOT of hours.

She who watches and whimpers from afar

Dear Whimpering Litster,

I think it's sexy when you whimper like that.

Just sayin' Litster

 

[HesterPrynne]

Dear Whimpering Litster,

I think it's sexy when you whimper like that.

Just sayin' Litster

Dear Just Sayin' Litster,

Awwww .... gee ....

Blushin' Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Redbirds,

Thanks for an awesome win last night.

A Fan



Dear Lance Berkman,

I still want to touch you inappropriately for a LOT of hours.

She who watches and whimpers from afar

Dear Albert,

Dayum. You are la machine.

Love, Me

Dear Other Card fan,

Wow!

Jellus of Lance.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear UPS,

Really? $8.08 for a gas surcharge to pick up my package? Holy crap. I guess it's almost worth it if you consider the price of gas. But...don't you send a driver out to my neighborhood every day anyway? I see and wave to the man in brown every single day AND I don't live in Bumfuckville.

Jeebus...

 

[arnoldlane84]

Dear Just Sayin' Litster,

Awwww .... gee ....

Blushin' Litster

Dear Blushin' Litster,

You're sexy when you blush too!

Crossing Legs Litster

 

[HesterPrynne]

Dear Albert,

Dayum. You are la machine.

Love, Me

Dear Other Card fan,

Wow!

Jellus of Lance.

Dear El Hombre,

PLEASE don't ever leave us!!!!

Best Always, Me



Dear Jellus,

Come to a game with me next year so you can keep me from molesting him.

Just a girl with a crush

 

[Wings27]

Dear Package Man,

How big IS your package?!?

Love,
Curious Kitten


Dear Dentist,

You are an artist, thank you.

Signed,
Happy With Her Oral Work

 

[HesterPrynne]

Dear Package Man,

How big IS your package?!?

Love,
Curious Kitten


Dear Dentist,

You are an artist, thank you.

Signed,
Happy With Her Oral Work

Dear Loves Oral,

Guurrrrlllllll ..... you're gonna be SO popular.



Tickled pink

 

[Wings27]

Dear Loves Oral,

Guurrrrlllllll ..... you're gonna be SO popular.



Tickled pink

Dear Pinky,

I know! *shows you my teefers*

Love,
Toothy And Loving It

 

[HesterPrynne]

Dear Pinky,

I know! *shows you my teefers*

Love,
Toothy And Loving It

Dear Toothy,

Wait ... I need my sunglasses to cut the sparkle.

Ooohhhh ... preeetttyyyyyy .....


Shades wearer

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Dear Woman who is NOT flushing the toilet in the first stall at work,

I wrote about this before, and I'm getting ready to pin a note to the stall door. While I am all for water conservation, "if it is yellow, let it mellow" is not an adage we use in the work place. Ick, ugh, and kudos on the small amount of tp you use.

Signed,

Tired of seeing your leavings and flushing them for you!

if it's brown, let it drown?

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear El Hombre,

PLEASE don't ever leave us!!!!

Best Always, Me



Dear Jellus,

Come to a game with me next year so you can keep me from molesting him.

Just a girl with a crush

What she said...

Dear girl with a crush,

I'll be in my #45 jersey.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Package Man,

How big IS your package?!?

Love,
Curious Kitten

Dear CK,

It's pretty big. And it bulges, too.

 

[HesterPrynne]

What she said...

Dear girl with a crush,

I'll be in my #45 jersey.

Dear CK,

It's pretty big. And it bulges, too.

I'll wear my #50!!!

Nice package .....

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Credit Card

I apologise in advance.

Needs A New Season Wardrobe Splurge Foxy

 

[Aurantica]

Dear Guy at the Pool:
I dont care who you are or why you're here. My buisness if my own damn buisness, you have no right to ask my name, what I'm studying, where I live, my age or ANTHING about me. Your comment about bringing my mum here is just fucking creepy. I was seriously tempted to say I was trianing to be a Psych nurse just to shut you up. No, I am not on the fucking synchro team, if I was I wouldnt be in the bloody steam room now would I? I'd be in the pool, practicing. You're a moron and for that reason I gave you a fake name. Good luck finding this fictional Elesia.

Dear Mr. Trouser Snake:

You are just disgusting. Kepp THAT in your swim shorts, that was a family pool and half the effing kids have goggles. And why the hell did you have a semi-chub?!? Youre nasty, you know. I'm not going to go in that pool for a while, just in case you came in it. Ewwwwwww And stop fucking touching it, pulling it further out. If it was just a slip I could understand, but seeing your "stickhandling" .....

I hope you get warts.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Dog O' Mine,

I just spent a few bucks to get you a bright shiny new yellow toy. I rubbed it under my armpit to get some of my good scent on it. You were pretty happy to receive it...it's in a shape of a football and I thought we'd have a nice time playing together. I threw it one time. You brought it back...then grabbed a stick and started chewing on it.

I guess mother nature is better than the indesctructo toy I got you.

 

[respeito]

dearest good one, sweetly one, and friendly one...

your messages were beautiful surprises and it's a pleasure to chat with you ladies. it's souls such as yours that make being in this community a pleasure. i really look forward to establishing friendships with all of you.

be golden,

respeito

 

[removed021712]

Dear sweet, sad lady:

I read what you wrote and it touched my heart. I am sorry for your loss and your pain and I will pray for your recovery. I cannot keep my mouth shut when I hear about such things so, I hope you do not mind my "suggestions".