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avrgblkgrl said:
Dear Mr. Virgin Litster,

I don't pretend to know very much about what goes on around here. I generally let things that bother me go over my head, not because I cannot intellectually grasp it but because I don't come to LIT to be bothered. I have no desire to offend any one that this does not apply to. Most likely, this letter will not fit into the politically correct genre; I'm going to write it anyway.

DO NOT PM ME ANYMORE​
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Not only does your handle clearly imply that you are on the hunt for white women, but your profile also clearly states that any white woman who is in search of a big black dick should give you a PM. I always pride myself in being a lady. When I responded "Thank you for the compliment, but no thanks," I was being really polite. You should have just taken it at face value and moved on--to the next white woman in search of big black dick. I'm just not interested in getting to know you. That is my prerogative.

No, it does not mean that I am jealous or insecure. I am very comfortable with who and what I am. Everyone has their preferences. Believe it or not, I have my own preferences too. No, I am not embarrassed. I neither know you nor claim you, so there is no reason for me to feel one way or the other. And as far as me dieing to fulfill some white guys slave girl fantasy, I'm not even going to go there because that's not where I'm at. You can call me a stuck up bitch or whatever else you want to. What I choose to stick up my ass is also my prerogative. My feelings are not hurt in the least bit.

The bottom line is: I am just not interested in you. I'm attracted to men (and sometimes women ;)) that can read.

(Please Note: Pay particular attention to the words that are recorded in bold print)

Sincerely yours,

AVERAGE BLACK GIRL

PS I know this isn't very lady like, but Kiss my Black Ass. :kiss:
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Kudos... :rose:
 
sunshinegirl05 said:
Dear X,

Once again, I'm finding myself needing to tell you that the my world does not revolve around you. The entire world does not revolve around you.

Even though there are lots of times I think you are a piece of shit..............I do not tell you that. And if you really want me to tell you and show you, I can do that. If that is what you want. I will stop doing your fucking laundry, I'll stop cooking your meals for you, I'll stop doing all your last minute shit you say you just didn't have time to do, but in reality, you forgot to do. I'll stop being buying you shit when you run out of it, I'll stop making sure you have everything you need when you are preparing for important stuff.

I know you find it hard to believe, but I'm not really here to make your life a living hell. You could do that all on your own. While I desire no physical relationship with you, I do care about you. I do want to see you succeed and be successful in what you do. Stop thinking that I'm the she-bitch from hell who thinks you're nothing but a piece of shit............and a motherfucker. (your words...not mine).

Sure I will make mistakes. But you make them too. I think that if you didn't have your head so far up your ass, you'd realize that. But wait....in your world you are perfect and everyone else......well they are just shit. Sorry forgot myself for a minute. I know, how dare I?!

If you want to stop thinking that I think you're a piece of shit or even a motherfucker............then stop acting like it. Your actions speak way louder than your words do. Ooooh while we're at it...............you say I don't respect you. It's a 2 way street honey. You want me to be respectful of you, then show a little respect to me.


That pie I made last night...per your request...........I really just want to go shove it up your ass today. :) (but you just might like things shoved up your ass, so if that's the case.........I'll just go give it away to someone who appreciates my efforts.)



Signed,

a wife who LOVES starting out mornings being yelled at. :)
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Dear Sunshiney Sunshine Ray of Sunniness.

Pffftttt.....I'd have shoved it up his ass anyway :D (just sayin !)

Love you sunny....keep on shining !

:rose::kiss:
OSW
 
Dear X,

If I knew it was going to be the last time you ever cared to talk to me, I would have given you a long hug. I understand of course, but that doesn't mean I don't miss you.

Me
 
Dear X:

If you can't handle me, just drop off the face of the earth. My style is my style.
 
Dear Fruit Flies....

I no doubt brought you home with me from Jewel when I got those grapes today. Please begin your migration home.

I can't even think of eating those grapes now that I have read the entire interweb on "where do fruit flies come from."

You ruined my grape eating, you stupid bugs!
 
Dear P:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I GOT YOU, YOU SLY BITCH!!!!

MUWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHE
 
dear muse of mine,

i am elated that you've been inspired, i hate when i don't hear from you for long periods of time. now that we're on the same page... let's continue to work together and get this story finished, and maybe others will follow.

respeito
 
Dear STBX...

Why is is it that you have such a difficult time w/ honesty? If I ask a simple question, why do you see the need to lie about the answer? Is being an honest person THAT damn difficult?! The sad part is that you lie about STUPID stuff!!!! Worse is even when you are questioned about it, you STILL want to make excuses instead of admitting the damn truth!!! Own your behaviour huh? If you do something and you're questioned about it, just be honest!

Tired of your ridiculous lying
 
Dear X,

Where do you go? You seem to disappear off the face of the earth, no word, no explanations, just silence. I see you online sometimes, pm you and get no response at all. But when you want to talk, well that's a different matter.

I know this is a no-strings kinda place, but when you talk as much as we have, and share what we have, a certain connection builds. I care, and i worry about you. Sorry - but there we are. Shoot me, i'm human.

You're a nice guy, and i miss you, and i really wish you felt i deserve a little more care from you in return.

Me
 
Dear People doing "Engineering Works"

Really? All that? Closed???

FUCK ME...

Signed

I'm only here briefly, couldn't you do this another time?
 
Sensualdreamer said:
Dear STBX...

Why is is it that you have such a difficult time w/ honesty? If I ask a simple question, why do you see the need to lie about the answer? Is being an honest person THAT damn difficult?! The sad part is that you lie about STUPID stuff!!!! Worse is even when you are questioned about it, you STILL want to make excuses instead of admitting the damn truth!!! Own your behaviour huh? If you do something and you're questioned about it, just be honest!

Tired of your ridiculous lying
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Damn, sounds like your STBX and mine could be twins. :( I feel for ya, I really do. Makes you want to bang your head up against a wall sometimes. Or better yet, bang HIS head repeatedly against a wall. :mad: Not that it would do any damage ~ have to have a brain for that. :rolleyes:


Hang in there ~ it has to get better eventually ~ doesn't it?? :confused:
 
attention walmart shoppers,

specifically the two people i saw coming into the store yesterday morning with their children. in case no one brought this to your attention.... it was raining. nothing torrential, but drops were actually coming down from the sky. that condensed water falling from the atmosphere... that's rain; unless you think that people walk about mother earth with umbrellas over their heads for giggles.

let me tell you the issue that i have with you two: if you don't care enough to clothe yourselves in a manner that is conducive to the weather, at least consider doing so for your children. neither one of those babies, who couldn't have been more than two years in age had anything on their heads, no coats, both wearing shorts and tee shirts and one of them didn't even have any shoes on their feet.

there is no excuse for that-- none at all. i'm not implying that you're bad parents, just irresponsible. maybe you're new to fatherhood and aren't aware of how easy it is for a little one to get sick. i hope, for the sake of those adorable children, that they don't. but if they do, let that remind you to put some damn clothes on your child.

a very concerned,

respeito
 
To the driver in front of me on the highway:

Your gas cap was out, and the little door that hides it was open too. I think you're an idiot.
 
Dear EH...

I've been thinking about this for the past couple of days and to say I'm shocked doesn't even begin to express my thoughts.

I never thought when I met you that you would've approached me, esp given you're only 19 years old. At first I was flattered by your compliments and then suprised when you asked me to go on a picnic w/ you.
I sent you a text message to confirm the date & time, and you never replied. I figured I would go ahead and go, just in case you somehow missed the text message. Frustrated doesn't even begin to convey the thoughts I had. I would've thought given that you were a Marine that you would know how to keep your word.

I quickly allowed the memory of meeting you to fade & slip away. Then almost THREE months later, you decide to text me out of the blue...WTF is up w/ that?! Given that I'm a decent person I replied - and when you responded it really made me want to reach through the phone and slap you!

To tell me (as tho you're doing me a favour) that you were contacting me b/c you want to be able to have sex w/ me but w/o a condom is absolute madness! First of all - if your reply is "IDK" to my question of "what would you do if you got me pregnant" then you sure the hell don't need to be having sex - with ANYONE! Secondly if you aren't in a committed monogamous relationship w/ me you can't seriously expect that I would consider having sex w/ you w/o protection!!!! Thirdly if you're talking to me this way I have to wonder how many other women you talk to this way :cool: Finally you're not thinking w/ the right head, so wake up and get a clue!

Older & wiser than you are so listen to me!
 
Triple post...

Dear Lit Servers...

Last night you were acting up and misbehaving - I'm not sure why but it caused me to have three posts :rolleyes:
 
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Dear Woman who is NOT flushing the toilet in the first stall at work,

I wrote about this before, and I'm getting ready to pin a note to the stall door. While I am all for water conservation, "if it is yellow, let it mellow" is not an adage we use in the work place. Ick, ugh, and kudos on the small amount of tp you use.

Signed,

Tired of seeing your leavings and flushing them for you!



Dear Detroit Lions, Tigers and Red Wings,

You ROCK.



Dear Ohio State University,

It came around...bwahahahahahahahaha.




Dear Twit,

I see you know who you are....good for you

*I typed this slowly so you could read it* :)
 
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