Dear X

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear you


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsgL35RCGcc

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Dear X: You wouldn't make the needed changes, so dammit, i did.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear My Nephew's work,

He didn't mean to trip and break that screen, please don't use that as an excuse to fire him. *sigh* He's doing so well right now and this will just set him back more. I can't afford his car payment, so I'm going to hope you see this as what it is - a simple "oops".

From,

His Aunt

 

[HesterPrynne]

Dear X ...

Trying to outrun me at a light and then cutting me off after we cross it just because you chose the wrong lane and couldn't get to Taco Bell does not make you Steve McQueen. It makes you a douchebag.

Your girlfriend who cussed me out suits you well.

WTF??? Minding my own business Motorist.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear Craziness -

I know that it is a few days before a Full Moon but really do you ALWAYS have to show yourself?! NOT always necessary...

Needing a break

 

[Wings27]

Dear Gentlemen I work with,

Please get your shit together, please. I am so tired of being the bad guy because you would rather cut corners than do it the right way. I have had to fix way too many mistakes this week and I'm not going to put up with it any longer.

The "it's too cold" excuse is just that, an excuse. I have given you plenty of opportunity to take voluntary layoff. You choose to decline. That is not my problem then. I provide you with proper PPE and the rest is up to you.

And if one more person mutters "Bitch" within my earshot, I will write you up.

You forget, this bitch has the power and my cuddly appearance is deceiving. I am ready and willing to do what is necessary.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Dear cashier,

What's the point of asking for ID for a credit card purchase if you aren't going to do anything when the names don't match?

Signed, confused me.

 

[SweetlyJanee]

Dear X,

I can't keep telling you this over and over. I will continue to talk with my ex...everyday, if necessary. We have children, we will talk, we will have contact with each other. You know this. I've only been back three days but your "concern" is driving me away...I'm starting to feel smothered...I don't like this. Tonight was supposed to be a wonderful night for us...now you're at your place...I'm at mine...the night wasn't meant to end this way.

From,
Very sad, knows what's in our future me

 

[Morrigu]

Dear dickhead

Over a barrel I can just about deal with....cornered and it's going to get messy!
You know that but seem to have forgotten how I come out fighting.

Yours

Irritated and feisty

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear My nephew's work,

Thanks for not firing him for the "oops".

From his Grateful Aunt.




Dear My nephew's dumbass lazy friend,

Thanks for getting fired - not. Now I'm back up to waking up at 1:40am to pick him up at 2pm.

From his tired Aunt.



Dear My nephew's quality control co-worker,

Thanks for moving to Kimmel and I hope your offer to bring him home in the mornings so early was genuine and starts soon.

From his ever-so-thankful Aunt.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear dickhead

Over a barrel I can just about deal with....cornered and it's going to get messy!
You know that but seem to have forgotten how I come out fighting.

Yours

Irritated and feisty

Dear Morri,

I'm sorry some dickhead is bugging you, but I am very happy to see you.

and on an entirely other note....


Dear Weirdo,

I always knew, deep down inside that you were just not odd or quirky, but freaking strange. Sometimes scary, in fact. What I just read proves you are freaking unstable too.

EGADS!@

 

[littlelovedove]

Dear 2011,

You suck! You made my life a living hell!! All of the heartache, pain, misery. The way you taunted and teased me and made me feel like such a fool. It made the end of 2010 look not quite as bad.

Let's hope that 2012 is better.

~Me

 

[highlandlassie224]

Dear 2011,

You suck! You made my life a living hell!! All of the heartache, pain, misery. The way you taunted and teased me and made me feel like such a fool. It made the end of 2010 look not quite as bad.

Let's hope that 2012 is better.

~Me

Amen, sister!!!!!! I couldn't possibly agree more!!!

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Dear God,

We need to talk about the crappy day you threw into my lap. Besides for waking up so sick I couldn't go to work...sore throat, sinus pressure, feeling like I couldn't breathe....and my poor little baby girl ending up sick as a dog and projectile vomiting for the first time in her very young life....you also had ABC kill off one of my favorite characters in one of my favorite shows, Once Upon A Time.

Uncool, God.....uncool.

Sincerely,
Your Karma Kicktoy

 

[cf23430]

Opens arms to give her a big hug......

C

Amen, sister!!!!!! I couldn't possibly agree more!!!

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Dear God,

We need to talk about the crappy day you threw into my lap. Besides for waking up so sick I couldn't go to work...sore throat, sinus pressure, feeling like I couldn't breathe....and my poor little baby girl ending up sick as a dog and projectile vomiting for the first time in her very young life....you also had ABC kill off one of my favorite characters in one of my favorite shows, Once Upon A Time.

Uncool, God.....uncool.

Sincerely,
Your Karma Kicktoy

 

[highlandlassie224]

Opens arms to give her a big hug......

C

Aww thank you

 

[Azuldrgon]

Aww thank you

*hugs*

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear X,
Go suck raw eggs.



Dear Family,

I sense some RULES being enforced very soon. AND yes that includes the big man too. You think that the house gets messy b/c of ME? WRONG. My house gets messy b/c you all are slobs.

Big man: If I go through the effort to fold your freakin' laundry for you, the least you can do is put it away in your drawers. Throwing it on the floor and complaining later that you have no clean clothes, well that is not my fault.

ALSO, if you use dishes to eat with......how hard is it to put them in the sink, rinsed off? Apparently it's extremely hard. AND if you spill on the floor, how fucking hard is it to clean up after yourself?????? My god, you're a fucking 43 year old man, acting like a 5 year old.

You tell me that the reason we all are sick....is b/c of my house being messy. Ummmmm.....the fact that there is a lot more sickness going around the schools, the damn couches, the fact you push the kids out the door when it suits you, b/c you don't think they are that sick....has nothing to do with it....right?

TO my children: I love you guys with all my being. BUT I am not your maid. Regardless of what your father seems to think is the appropriate behavior, I'm trying to teach you responsibility. I know you are young. I know you will make messes. BUT for all that is holy, how hard is it to clean up after you've spilled your drink? Or your crackers on the floor? OR putting your laundry in the dirty clothes pile.....OR picking up papers that you've used off of the floor?

Also, I have always told you, if you put forth an effort to show me that you are trying to clean up your room or your mess, I will help. BUT if you aren't, I won't.


I need to figure out what rules need to be enforced. What expectations of responsibilities are.....and I will let you know.

For now, I will try to just breathe in and breathe out.......and not get too frustrated.

Signed,

ME

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Spouse of Co-Worker,

As Nat says, "Holy hell did that man choose poorly for the second go around." You nagged, belittled and shamed him over and over again...IN FRONT OF US and anyone else that happened to be around.

Sarcasm...ok, I get it, but listen lady, that man is a good man. A kind man. A man of value, lay the heck off of him.

If he is smart (and he is) and you don't lay off, he'll go find number three and hopefully do a much better job.

Signed,

Thinking you must be hell in the sack, because that is the ONLY thing we can imagine has you there with him still.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear D,

Things are starting to look up a little. You seem a little happier, but forgive me if I don't entirely trust it or you. Your health is too important for me to leave it "I hope" anymore, since you've shown such disregard for it this year.
Please, you have so much in life: brains, beauty, and especially empathy, compassion and love for others. Offer yourself some of that last stuff.

Signed,
Hoping you'll be OK.

 

[arnoldlane84]

Dear X,

Removed you from my ignore list, hoping I might get a PM from you soon.

Moon On A Stick Litster



Dear TX,

Missing your posts and banter so much, still I love you as a friend, and I hope I'll see you on IM long enough to have a proper chat.

Wants To Use Mic Again Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Dallas Cowboys,

Fuck you. You suck. Not that I care about you...but...it's my pool that's important.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear twat bus driver
Ffs pay attention

 

[snugglestruggle]

Dear X

I really did care but it takes two. Your Actions, Attitude did not convey that sentiment. It really wasn't me.. it was You. Ho Ho Ho and all that stufffff!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Sister-in-law,

I don't get it. You're willing to show up for your nieces' events but you can't seem to find the time to show up for your nephew's. Do you know how disappointing that is, and now with more than a 2 month notice you're not willing to even consider showing up for his special performance - one that he had to beat out all of the middle schools in our area as well as a neighboring states.

You know I'm bothered by it, and so is he, though he'll just shrug his shoulders. I don't like you right now and I'm angry with you. I wish I could make you see that you're showing favoritism, but you probably know and you don't care.

My theory is that because our kids are just a few months apart and both equally intelligent - off the chart smart - you're threatened by my son which is stupid, because he's 12!

From,

Your sister-in-law, whom will continue to watch your daughter perform so she knows I care about her and what she does.

PS - there will come a time when I no longer tell you about what is happening in my son's life, that way he doesn't get his hopes up that you'll show up. Damn bitch.

 

[EbersMoll]

Dear X

I'm sorry it took me so long.

A tender pearl in a poisoned sea,
I see a glimpse of what many miss.
A transient breeze on a hot still day,
I sense the goodness that you bring.
A place of safety on an exposed plain,
I feel the warmth of your infinite care.
A source of wisdom beyond measured depth,
I am in awe of your insight and erudition.
A companion in time on a lonely journey,
I am endebted to your company.
A sensitive core surrounded by diamond,
I am sure you will emerge and prosper.

Your scrabble companion Litster,