Dear X

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear X,

What do you think taking my ring, again, is proving? Are you going to put it behind the toaster again, and act like I'm an idiot who didn't think to look there before?

Are you doing it b/c you are pouting b/c I went away for New Year's eve? You gave me the "you hate me, she hates me, I'm always the last to know spiel." True you are the last to know....b/c we didn't know for 100% that it was going to happen.

I can't help it you decided to stay home and didn't go hang out with your friends. I can't help it that I couldn't read your mind from miles and miles away.

I'm sorry that you can't act like a responsible ADULT and have to resort to playing fucking mind games.

You say that I hate you. No, I don't hate you (I really don't). I hate the games you play. I hate the way you act when you don't get your way. I hate the way you think YOU should always come first. Your comment the other day, about "it's all about you, isn't it?" before you hung up on me....couldn't be farther from the truth.

If it truly was all about me, then YOU'D be the one staying home with the kids all the time. I'D be the one always gone doing this and doing that. If it was all about me, then I'D be the one throwing fits when YOU go and do stuff on your own.

You really do have good qualities about you. BUT when you suck at being a husband, and you suck at acting like an adult......they over shadow the good qualities.

Also, I'd really appreciate you refraining from making rude disrespectful comments about me infront of or to the kids. Don't think I don't know what you are saying. Kids talk. And when they even find themselves questioning some of the things they're saying....then don't you think they might be smart enough to know better?

Right now I'd love to tell you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
BUt I won't. I will bite my tongue. Pretend that you are always right. I will just start thinking about things. Maybe going a step further and start protecting myself and the kids if something should happen.


signed,

someone who is supposed to be your wife....but is more like your roommate....and is really not as stupid as you'd like to think.

I got flip flops JUST sayin!

 

[o_so_wet]

Dear X,

What do you think taking my ring, again, is proving? Are you going to put it behind the toaster again, and act like I'm an idiot who didn't think to look there before?

Are you doing it b/c you are pouting b/c I went away for New Year's eve? You gave me the "you hate me, she hates me, I'm always the last to know spiel." True you are the last to know....b/c we didn't know for 100% that it was going to happen.

I can't help it you decided to stay home and didn't go hang out with your friends. I can't help it that I couldn't read your mind from miles and miles away.

I'm sorry that you can't act like a responsible ADULT and have to resort to playing fucking mind games.

You say that I hate you. No, I don't hate you (I really don't). I hate the games you play. I hate the way you act when you don't get your way. I hate the way you think YOU should always come first. Your comment the other day, about "it's all about you, isn't it?" before you hung up on me....couldn't be farther from the truth.

If it truly was all about me, then YOU'D be the one staying home with the kids all the time. I'D be the one always gone doing this and doing that. If it was all about me, then I'D be the one throwing fits when YOU go and do stuff on your own.

You really do have good qualities about you. BUT when you suck at being a husband, and you suck at acting like an adult......they over shadow the good qualities.

Also, I'd really appreciate you refraining from making rude disrespectful comments about me infront of or to the kids. Don't think I don't know what you are saying. Kids talk. And when they even find themselves questioning some of the things they're saying....then don't you think they might be smart enough to know better?

Right now I'd love to tell you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
BUt I won't. I will bite my tongue. Pretend that you are always right. I will just start thinking about things. Maybe going a step further and start protecting myself and the kids if something should happen.


signed,

someone who is supposed to be your wife....but is more like your roommate....and is really not as stupid as you'd like to think.

U rock and He sucks.....just sayin

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear X,

What do you think taking my ring, again, is proving? Are you going to put it behind the toaster again, and act like I'm an idiot who didn't think to look there before?

Are you doing it b/c you are pouting b/c I went away for New Year's eve? You gave me the "you hate me, she hates me, I'm always the last to know spiel." True you are the last to know....b/c we didn't know for 100% that it was going to happen.

I can't help it you decided to stay home and didn't go hang out with your friends. I can't help it that I couldn't read your mind from miles and miles away.

I'm sorry that you can't act like a responsible ADULT and have to resort to playing fucking mind games.

You say that I hate you. No, I don't hate you (I really don't). I hate the games you play. I hate the way you act when you don't get your way. I hate the way you think YOU should always come first. Your comment the other day, about "it's all about you, isn't it?" before you hung up on me....couldn't be farther from the truth.

If it truly was all about me, then YOU'D be the one staying home with the kids all the time. I'D be the one always gone doing this and doing that. If it was all about me, then I'D be the one throwing fits when YOU go and do stuff on your own.

You really do have good qualities about you. BUT when you suck at being a husband, and you suck at acting like an adult......they over shadow the good qualities.

Also, I'd really appreciate you refraining from making rude disrespectful comments about me infront of or to the kids. Don't think I don't know what you are saying. Kids talk. And when they even find themselves questioning some of the things they're saying....then don't you think they might be smart enough to know better?

Right now I'd love to tell you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
BUt I won't. I will bite my tongue. Pretend that you are always right. I will just start thinking about things. Maybe going a step further and start protecting myself and the kids if something should happen.


signed,

someone who is supposed to be your wife....but is more like your roommate....and is really not as stupid as you'd like to think.

Big Hug! So sorry.

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Dear X,

What do you think taking my ring, again, is proving? Are you going to put it behind the toaster again, and act like I'm an idiot who didn't think to look there before?

Are you doing it b/c you are pouting b/c I went away for New Year's eve? You gave me the "you hate me, she hates me, I'm always the last to know spiel." True you are the last to know....b/c we didn't know for 100% that it was going to happen.

I can't help it you decided to stay home and didn't go hang out with your friends. I can't help it that I couldn't read your mind from miles and miles away.

I'm sorry that you can't act like a responsible ADULT and have to resort to playing fucking mind games.

You say that I hate you. No, I don't hate you (I really don't). I hate the games you play. I hate the way you act when you don't get your way. I hate the way you think YOU should always come first. Your comment the other day, about "it's all about you, isn't it?" before you hung up on me....couldn't be farther from the truth.

If it truly was all about me, then YOU'D be the one staying home with the kids all the time. I'D be the one always gone doing this and doing that. If it was all about me, then I'D be the one throwing fits when YOU go and do stuff on your own.

You really do have good qualities about you. BUT when you suck at being a husband, and you suck at acting like an adult......they over shadow the good qualities.

Also, I'd really appreciate you refraining from making rude disrespectful comments about me infront of or to the kids. Don't think I don't know what you are saying. Kids talk. And when they even find themselves questioning some of the things they're saying....then don't you think they might be smart enough to know better?

Right now I'd love to tell you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
BUt I won't. I will bite my tongue. Pretend that you are always right. I will just start thinking about things. Maybe going a step further and start protecting myself and the kids if something should happen.


signed,

someone who is supposed to be your wife....but is more like your roommate....and is really not as stupid as you'd like to think.

My Sweet TW he seems to be someone's twin from NY - ughhh !!!
Want me to bitchslap him ?
XOXO

 

[fungatorgurl101]

My Sweet TW he seems to be someone's twin from NY - ughhh !!!
Want me to bitchslap him ?
XOXO

I just KNEW I liked your style....

PS... dot dot

 

[fathom7]

Dear "Good Friends" Of Mine:

I just can't thak you enough. Really. The two Christmas Cards you sent were above and beyond the call.

Of course the fact that you each have your own businesses along with being a married couple sorta indicates where you got the addresses from. I forgot that I am in both your rolodex files.

I thought it was a good idea to use different cards from each of the businesses though. That way when schmucks like me get both of them it is likely that I'll be fooled enough to think you thought of me twice. Yeah Right.

Oh yeah -- I guess I must have been extra good to the distaff side of the couple this last year. At least as far as your family is concerned. Yeah -- I got a genuine STARBUCKS card in that card. I could tell it was from her business (ahem I meant FAMILY) since the pictures were better and there was no mention of the current Real Estate market. Yeah -- that card is ALMOST enough to buy me a latte next time I want to struggle with the folks under the green mermaid. You really know how to go all out. I had no idea that STARBUCKS would issue a gift card in so small a denomination.

Well I look forward to the Super Bowl Party though. As I have the last two years I will supply a couple of wonderful side dishes. And as always I will likely take away some of the wagering money from the various propositions. This time I will try not to put myself in a position of being propositioned by your rather inebriated sister(sister-in-law dependent on which of you is reading this). Nope, as last year I won't mess with the married lady thanks. Besides at some point she sobered up and I saved her a huge surprise by not taking up with her.

Anyway -- I hope the kids get off crack soon and that the dog really continues to amuse the rest of the neighborhood without any further casualties.

Thanks again and I will think of you while I sip my half-cup of coffee. Damn I forgot it was STARBUCKS -- I meant my half-grande.

Your "Close Friend"

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear X,

What do you think taking my ring, again, is proving? Are you going to put it behind the toaster again, and act like I'm an idiot who didn't think to look there before?

Are you doing it b/c you are pouting b/c I went away for New Year's eve? You gave me the "you hate me, she hates me, I'm always the last to know spiel." True you are the last to know....b/c we didn't know for 100% that it was going to happen.

I can't help it you decided to stay home and didn't go hang out with your friends. I can't help it that I couldn't read your mind from miles and miles away.

I'm sorry that you can't act like a responsible ADULT and have to resort to playing fucking mind games.

You say that I hate you. No, I don't hate you (I really don't). I hate the games you play. I hate the way you act when you don't get your way. I hate the way you think YOU should always come first. Your comment the other day, about "it's all about you, isn't it?" before you hung up on me....couldn't be farther from the truth.

If it truly was all about me, then YOU'D be the one staying home with the kids all the time. I'D be the one always gone doing this and doing that. If it was all about me, then I'D be the one throwing fits when YOU go and do stuff on your own.

You really do have good qualities about you. BUT when you suck at being a husband, and you suck at acting like an adult......they over shadow the good qualities.

Also, I'd really appreciate you refraining from making rude disrespectful comments about me infront of or to the kids. Don't think I don't know what you are saying. Kids talk. And when they even find themselves questioning some of the things they're saying....then don't you think they might be smart enough to know better?

Right now I'd love to tell you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
BUt I won't. I will bite my tongue. Pretend that you are always right. I will just start thinking about things. Maybe going a step further and start protecting myself and the kids if something should happen.


signed,

someone who is supposed to be your wife....but is more like your roommate....and is really not as stupid as you'd like to think.

Ok, so slap him into shape, and tell him you are taking another trip around Spring Break to Brazil with me........

 

[fathom7]

Ok, so slap him into shape, and tell him you are taking another trip around Spring Break to Brazil with me........

Take her up on the offer. It sounds so much better than the alternative.

 

[handsfree6969]

Dear X,

What do you think taking my ring, again, is proving? Are you going to put it behind the toaster again, and act like I'm an idiot who didn't think to look there before?

Are you doing it b/c you are pouting b/c I went away for New Year's eve? You gave me the "you hate me, she hates me, I'm always the last to know spiel." True you are the last to know....b/c we didn't know for 100% that it was going to happen.

I can't help it you decided to stay home and didn't go hang out with your friends. I can't help it that I couldn't read your mind from miles and miles away.

I'm sorry that you can't act like a responsible ADULT and have to resort to playing fucking mind games.

You say that I hate you. No, I don't hate you (I really don't). I hate the games you play. I hate the way you act when you don't get your way. I hate the way you think YOU should always come first. Your comment the other day, about "it's all about you, isn't it?" before you hung up on me....couldn't be farther from the truth.

If it truly was all about me, then YOU'D be the one staying home with the kids all the time. I'D be the one always gone doing this and doing that. If it was all about me, then I'D be the one throwing fits when YOU go and do stuff on your own.

You really do have good qualities about you. BUT when you suck at being a husband, and you suck at acting like an adult......they over shadow the good qualities.

Also, I'd really appreciate you refraining from making rude disrespectful comments about me infront of or to the kids. Don't think I don't know what you are saying. Kids talk. And when they even find themselves questioning some of the things they're saying....then don't you think they might be smart enough to know better?

Right now I'd love to tell you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
BUt I won't. I will bite my tongue. Pretend that you are always right. I will just start thinking about things. Maybe going a step further and start protecting myself and the kids if something should happen.


signed,

someone who is supposed to be your wife....but is more like your roommate....and is really not as stupid as you'd like to think.

worlds apart -- been living there for a while -- pain sucks -- so sorry

 

[respeito]

dearest muse,

i'm not certain what about this particular subject intrigued you - but i will not fight you on it. i will open my mind, my soul and let you have the authority during this voyage. i can't wait to see what we produce.

your willing vessel,

respeito

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Above Posters,

thank you.


*HUGS*

Me

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear X,

What do you think taking my ring, again, is proving? Are you going to put it behind the toaster again, and act like I'm an idiot who didn't think to look there before?

Are you doing it b/c you are pouting b/c I went away for New Year's eve? You gave me the "you hate me, she hates me, I'm always the last to know spiel." True you are the last to know....b/c we didn't know for 100% that it was going to happen.

I can't help it you decided to stay home and didn't go hang out with your friends. I can't help it that I couldn't read your mind from miles and miles away.

I'm sorry that you can't act like a responsible ADULT and have to resort to playing fucking mind games.

You say that I hate you. No, I don't hate you (I really don't). I hate the games you play. I hate the way you act when you don't get your way. I hate the way you think YOU should always come first. Your comment the other day, about "it's all about you, isn't it?" before you hung up on me....couldn't be farther from the truth.

If it truly was all about me, then YOU'D be the one staying home with the kids all the time. I'D be the one always gone doing this and doing that. If it was all about me, then I'D be the one throwing fits when YOU go and do stuff on your own.

You really do have good qualities about you. BUT when you suck at being a husband, and you suck at acting like an adult......they over shadow the good qualities.

Also, I'd really appreciate you refraining from making rude disrespectful comments about me infront of or to the kids. Don't think I don't know what you are saying. Kids talk. And when they even find themselves questioning some of the things they're saying....then don't you think they might be smart enough to know better?

Right now I'd love to tell you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
BUt I won't. I will bite my tongue. Pretend that you are always right. I will just start thinking about things. Maybe going a step further and start protecting myself and the kids if something should happen.


signed,

someone who is supposed to be your wife....but is more like your roommate....and is really not as stupid as you'd like to think.

WTF *looks around* OMG he DOES have a twin!!!!

To SSG for your dear X...

http://www.shtfplan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/whoopass.jpg

me

 

[sunshinegirl05]

WTF *looks around* OMG he DOES have a twin!!!!

To SSG for your dear X...

http://www.shtfplan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/whoopass.jpg

me

Maybe they are triplets (gggb, yours, mine)

 

[TheAnimalWithin]

Dear husband and father who almost got mugged in front of/with his family the other night:

1 - you're welcome

2 - MAN THE FUCK UP. It took me two words and a display of contempt to shoo off the insect with opposable thumbs menacing your WIFE AND CHILD while you stuttered and stammered. They are your family. Learn to protect them and yourself - 911 takes minutes on a good day, when you think it's time to call 911 you've usually got seconds to live. Do the math, read some history, and focus on the definition of "man," "husband," and "father." Go a minimum of 40 years back and start there.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Maybe they are triplets (gggb, yours, mine)

ADD MINE THANK YOU !

 

[kendra1980]

Dear X,

What do you think taking my ring, again, is proving? Are you going to put it behind the toaster again, and act like I'm an idiot who didn't think to look there before?

Are you doing it b/c you are pouting b/c I went away for New Year's eve? You gave me the "you hate me, she hates me, I'm always the last to know spiel." True you are the last to know....b/c we didn't know for 100% that it was going to happen.

I can't help it you decided to stay home and didn't go hang out with your friends. I can't help it that I couldn't read your mind from miles and miles away.

I'm sorry that you can't act like a responsible ADULT and have to resort to playing fucking mind games.

You say that I hate you. No, I don't hate you (I really don't). I hate the games you play. I hate the way you act when you don't get your way. I hate the way you think YOU should always come first. Your comment the other day, about "it's all about you, isn't it?" before you hung up on me....couldn't be farther from the truth.

If it truly was all about me, then YOU'D be the one staying home with the kids all the time. I'D be the one always gone doing this and doing that. If it was all about me, then I'D be the one throwing fits when YOU go and do stuff on your own.

You really do have good qualities about you. BUT when you suck at being a husband, and you suck at acting like an adult......they over shadow the good qualities.

Also, I'd really appreciate you refraining from making rude disrespectful comments about me infront of or to the kids. Don't think I don't know what you are saying. Kids talk. And when they even find themselves questioning some of the things they're saying....then don't you think they might be smart enough to know better?

Right now I'd love to tell you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
BUt I won't. I will bite my tongue. Pretend that you are always right. I will just start thinking about things. Maybe going a step further and start protecting myself and the kids if something should happen.


signed,

someone who is supposed to be your wife....but is more like your roommate....and is really not as stupid as you'd like to think.

Sweet Sunshine...

Sending you the biggest hug EVAH!

I love you.

 

[TheAnimalWithin]

Dear would-be mugger I shooed away from the family of three:

Good decision, walking away. I can only hope you think twice the next time instead of continuing to bottom-feed, though I'm doubtful. Perhaps we'll meet again, when the timing allows me to be a bit more "direct" in my dealing with you.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear X Ladie Litsters with Icky Husbands -

You all know who you are ummm if not look above I think we have aired it out. We all know we are remarkable women with HUGE hearts and the gigantic capacity to love and care deeply! So you all know I have an ear, I have a hug and a Flip Flop when necessary Love you all

Just another "bad" wife Litster

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Stupid Husbands:

It's guys like you that make me feel like a total freak because I respect women more than that. Abusing your wives...treating them like shit....It disgusts me.

Either man up or leave.....that simple.

 

[fathom7]

Dear Stupid Husbands:

It's guys like you that make me feel like a total freak because I respect women more than that. Abusing your wives...treating them like shit....It disgusts me.

Either man up or leave.....that simple.

Amen . . .

 

[sweetmoonbeam]

Dear X,

My curiosity is piqued! Is there really a screenplay section of Literotica? I simply cannot walk away from a travesty such as that.

At any rate, you have a rare gift for making me smile.

Thank you.

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear X,

You make me smile. There is no one... NO ONE who has ever been able to continually keep me in stitches as you do.

Signed,
Smiling and laughing so much I make them all wonder...

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear pants,

You are my favorite pair of jeans. You are some comfortable. Very relaxing fit well and actually make it look like I have a heiny. So why is it you can't keep your mouth shut? I have plenty of other jeans that can kep their zipper up no problem. They may not be my favorite pair, they may be too loose or tight, but at leat they keep their mouths shut when they are supposed to.

For some reason you enjoy opening your tapper when I am in the store or out in public somewhere. I shouldn't have to be THAT guy in the store always looking to nonchalantly adjust himself when I actuality all I am trying to do is make sure the garage door hasn't opened.

I have zipped you tight. I have pinned your tongue to you teeth in hopes of they staying locked yet all it takes is for me to walk down the kids toy aisle with your mouth open for store security to be called and I am on 20/20.

Just do me a favor an keep your mouth zipped and allow me a bit of dignity when I wear you. No I don't plan on not wearing you. I just want to without embarrassment.

Thank you

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear Crazy Customers at work -

Yes I know I work in an industry in which sometimes people are not the nicest when they call. I get it trust me I have called pissed to! AND I know that sometimes things happen that honestly its not fair, GET THAT TOO! But when you do not pay things for like months and then you get cancelled YEAH we are gonna send you to collections.... I am sorry that is what happens in real life. You don't pay for a service YOU are collected against.

Now while I truly appreciate your colorful use of curse words and descriptives to tell me what you think of me and where you want me to go and how quickly you want me to get there AND what I should do once I have arrived what I am really thinking is... WELL that is nice you triffling cunt bitch who obviously cannot drive and when you do drive you apparently like to do so drunk and I am sure when you got pulled over you prolly pulled the same shit with the cops so thats why you got that other ticket too but WHY don't you go fuck yourself too! BUT I really do want you to have a nice fucking day and while were at it IS there ANYTHING else I can help you with?! NO good now HANG THE FUCK UP!

WOOOOSAH!

Sincerely,

Disgruntled and working Litster

 

[fathom7]

Dear Unit:

I know you have been neglected of late. Sorry. There are only so many showers a guy can take in a week ya know? Well besides there is that scar along one side that is a reminder of what happens when you get a little too happy with the self-pleasure thing. I suppose from your perspective it is a mark of distinction. To me it is a freaking reminder of how much body wash I go through.

Now -- just settle down -- I know it is difficult (please note that I try not to use the word HARD around you) sometimes and I know it has been so long since you have been in contact with another human being that you are no longer sure you can recall what that was like.

Anyway here's the deal. I am gonna break out the Veet and get things around you all nice and smooth. Yeah -- it does make you look bigger and I know that helps your ego. See -- I do take care of you. Then we'll shower and see if we can conjure up some magic together. No, no I am absolutely NOT getting the tattoo of female genitalia on my palm. That would just be too hard to explain in social settings. You'll have to do with the undecorated approach.

Sssshhhh -- I'll be gentle this time I promise.