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RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear spouse,
I was reminded of that really bad thing you did and how you felt it was okay. Granted reminded isn't the right word, more like it was refreshed in my mind. I know that is why I have given up on that part of our lives, you can't take what you want and then expect everything to be okay. An apology was given two years later, but the damage had already been done. That's why I need vodka to have sex with you - sad isn't it. Good thing that is the only time I ever want to drink too much, and since I'm out of vodka - looks like you won't get any until I am able to put it behind me again.
Some days I like being married to you, other times I recall that night and I cringe knowing there are still at least five more years to go before I put myself first.
From me,
The wife you used and the woman you're missing me become
I was reminded of that really bad thing you did and how you felt it was okay. Granted reminded isn't the right word, more like it was refreshed in my mind. I know that is why I have given up on that part of our lives, you can't take what you want and then expect everything to be okay. An apology was given two years later, but the damage had already been done. That's why I need vodka to have sex with you - sad isn't it. Good thing that is the only time I ever want to drink too much, and since I'm out of vodka - looks like you won't get any until I am able to put it behind me again.
Some days I like being married to you, other times I recall that night and I cringe knowing there are still at least five more years to go before I put myself first.
From me,
The wife you used and the woman you're missing me become
kendra1980
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Dear Makes me Roll My Eyes,
So much for that particular announcement. I shall await it's next pronouncement with similar excitement.
~You make my head hurt
Dear Lady in Front of me in the stupid Lexus. It was 1/4 inch of snow and NONE was on the road, what in heaven's name are you going to do when we get the motherlode?
~Hoping this is the only time I ever see you on the road
Dear on a Train Heading to Adventure at the seashore...
I hope you have all kinds of fun
So much for that particular announcement. I shall await it's next pronouncement with similar excitement.
~You make my head hurt
Dear Lady in Front of me in the stupid Lexus. It was 1/4 inch of snow and NONE was on the road, what in heaven's name are you going to do when we get the motherlode?
~Hoping this is the only time I ever see you on the road
Dear on a Train Heading to Adventure at the seashore...
I hope you have all kinds of fun
someoneyouknow
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Dear Moronic Employee,
You are the quintessential example of why end users are held in contempt and disdain by those in the IT industry. Your refusal to do what I told, and argue with me why you couldn't do what I said, has placed you on my list.
Yes, your situation was resolved, temporarily, but it will come back and when it does, do not think I will resolve it again. I will refuse to do anything to help you even if it means I get written up for it.
It may be my job to solve the world's problems, but I refuse to help morons who can't, or won't, do as they are told and think I'm going to constantly bail them out.
To paraphrase a line from Seinfeld, "No help for you!"
With utter disdain and hope for a massive corruption to your data,
The Miracle Worker
You are the quintessential example of why end users are held in contempt and disdain by those in the IT industry. Your refusal to do what I told, and argue with me why you couldn't do what I said, has placed you on my list.
Yes, your situation was resolved, temporarily, but it will come back and when it does, do not think I will resolve it again. I will refuse to do anything to help you even if it means I get written up for it.
It may be my job to solve the world's problems, but I refuse to help morons who can't, or won't, do as they are told and think I'm going to constantly bail them out.
To paraphrase a line from Seinfeld, "No help for you!"
With utter disdain and hope for a massive corruption to your data,
The Miracle Worker
sunshinegirl05
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Dear Parent who let their child put the toy whistle back in the prize bag AFTER their child put their mouth on it.......AND the parent put their mouth on it too,
That is so fucking disgusting. I know you heard me say "EWWW" when I saw your child do that. What the hell are you thinking, letting them do that......especially after YOU put YOUR mouth on the damn whistle too?!
Well hopefully noone will get sick b/c of your stupidity.
Signed,
A totally disgusted, told her children NO WHISTLES..............parent.
Dear N******,
That was so big of you to come talk to us today. OH wait. You didn't. You ignored every single one of us people who are apart of the APT. You realized that you screwed up. So be a big enough person to admit it. AND face your problems like an adult.
By the way......despite your ineptness, tonight was a success. Next time, don't volunteer or if you do, do not be afraid to ask for help. Asking for help is not a bad thing.
Signed,
a slightly disappointed APT person.
That is so fucking disgusting. I know you heard me say "EWWW" when I saw your child do that. What the hell are you thinking, letting them do that......especially after YOU put YOUR mouth on the damn whistle too?!
Well hopefully noone will get sick b/c of your stupidity.
Signed,
A totally disgusted, told her children NO WHISTLES..............parent.
Dear N******,
That was so big of you to come talk to us today. OH wait. You didn't. You ignored every single one of us people who are apart of the APT. You realized that you screwed up. So be a big enough person to admit it. AND face your problems like an adult.
By the way......despite your ineptness, tonight was a success. Next time, don't volunteer or if you do, do not be afraid to ask for help. Asking for help is not a bad thing.
Signed,
a slightly disappointed APT person.
NorthernPA4U
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Dear X,
I admire the heck out of you, and have learned a lot form you, A LOT ... but that first number tonight, really? We haven't sung it since June.
I guess it will pop up again tomorrow though, huh?
I admire the heck out of you, and have learned a lot form you, A LOT ... but that first number tonight, really? We haven't sung it since June.
I guess it will pop up again tomorrow though, huh?
Sensualdreamer
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Dear Company I work for:
I would like to take the chance to say "Thank you for hiring me" and I would especially like to ask "Why did you cut my hours"?
If per the company policy the requirement is that all employees be trained to work the cash register then why was I not trained? That is no fault of my own, that is failure on part of upper management especially when I have inquired into being trained.
I know that you do not appreciate that I have questioned this decision, but rather than take it out on me as an employee why not simply train me so I can assist customers instead of having to apologise and call another employee to do a job which I *should* be able to do, but can't due to lack of management getting their act together?
It seems that other employees are correct - since I have not been late to work, and have been doing the job for which I was hired to do, you can't legally fire me so you have chosen to take away hours from me in the hopes that I'll quit. That's fine I can play that game too...and I'll play it so hard it will drive you crazy before it will me
I would like to take the chance to say "Thank you for hiring me" and I would especially like to ask "Why did you cut my hours"?
If per the company policy the requirement is that all employees be trained to work the cash register then why was I not trained? That is no fault of my own, that is failure on part of upper management especially when I have inquired into being trained.
I know that you do not appreciate that I have questioned this decision, but rather than take it out on me as an employee why not simply train me so I can assist customers instead of having to apologise and call another employee to do a job which I *should* be able to do, but can't due to lack of management getting their act together?
It seems that other employees are correct - since I have not been late to work, and have been doing the job for which I was hired to do, you can't legally fire me so you have chosen to take away hours from me in the hopes that I'll quit. That's fine I can play that game too...and I'll play it so hard it will drive you crazy before it will me
kendra1980
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Dear Man Who is My Boss,
Yesterday you kissed my hand (gag) and told me I was a lifesaver, and true dat, I've saved your hide many times in the past few months. Your mistakes are never mentioned and well...I've fully supported you. But today, to be met at the door with that tirade was reprehensible, and shame on you.
I don't think you expected me to call you on it, and ask you what you would feel if someone talked to your wife like that? I don't think you ever dreamed that I would look at you with anger and tears in my eyes and tell you that YOU are the one who signed my time off form that was turned in over a month ago...so YOU are the one who owns this issue.
I think I have lost a good deal of respect for you, and I also think you are freaking bipolar.
Kiss me again and I may ball my fist up and punch you in the mush.
Yesterday you kissed my hand (gag) and told me I was a lifesaver, and true dat, I've saved your hide many times in the past few months. Your mistakes are never mentioned and well...I've fully supported you. But today, to be met at the door with that tirade was reprehensible, and shame on you.
I don't think you expected me to call you on it, and ask you what you would feel if someone talked to your wife like that? I don't think you ever dreamed that I would look at you with anger and tears in my eyes and tell you that YOU are the one who signed my time off form that was turned in over a month ago...so YOU are the one who owns this issue.
I think I have lost a good deal of respect for you, and I also think you are freaking bipolar.
Kiss me again and I may ball my fist up and punch you in the mush.
alisonwunderlnd
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Dear milk
Where are you?
Capn crunch and i await
Where are you?
Capn crunch and i await
RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear X
It's happening. I'm going to have to post really, really, really slow.
It's happening. I'm going to have to post really, really, really slow.
sunshinegirl05
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Dear man who lives here,
You need to remember I'm not your friend, just b/c I don't find humor in the stupid joke you made that referred to a woman's vagina, did not give you the right to get mad at me.
Also, please note that I am working on my paper. You walk into the room and start talking to me, and then you cuss at me b/c I don't respond right away. THAT is ALWAYS the best way to get me to answer.
You're not on a boys' weekend out anymore, you are at home now.
You need to remember I'm not your friend, just b/c I don't find humor in the stupid joke you made that referred to a woman's vagina, did not give you the right to get mad at me.
Also, please note that I am working on my paper. You walk into the room and start talking to me, and then you cuss at me b/c I don't respond right away. THAT is ALWAYS the best way to get me to answer.
You're not on a boys' weekend out anymore, you are at home now.
H
HesterPrynne
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Dear man who lives here,
You need to remember I'm not your friend, just b/c I don't find humor in the stupid joke you made that referred to a woman's vagina, did not give you the right to get mad at me.
Also, please note that I am working on my paper. You walk into the room and start talking to me, and then you cuss at me b/c I don't respond right away. THAT is ALWAYS the best way to get me to answer.
You're not on a boys' weekend out anymore, you are at home now.
Dear Girl Who Lives With That Man,
Kick him in the crotch and run.
Maybe not the best advice but it's what I want to do to him.
Just Trying to Be Helpful
sunshinegirl05
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Dear Girl Who Lives With That Man,
Kick him in the crotch and run.
Maybe not the best advice but it's what I want to do to him.
Just Trying to Be Helpful
LMAO
I do not know how ummmmm productive that would actually be. But lord knows he needs a good kick or two there.
H
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RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear Spouse,
Thanks for taking that away too. Would you like my soul while you're at it?
~ Me.
Thanks for taking that away too. Would you like my soul while you're at it?
~ Me.
sexy_hottie_2003
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Dear Unsatisifed Readers,
I'm sorry my writing doesn't live up to your expecations. I do not appeciate being called stupid or being told not to write. Writing is my passion and I have been a proud member of Lit since 2002. So please keep your rude comments to yourself. If you don't have the balls to even post your name so I can respond then please don't comment.
And by the way I am 100% female not a MALE so get your sexes right first.
Sincerely yours,
sexy_hottie_2003
I'm sorry my writing doesn't live up to your expecations. I do not appeciate being called stupid or being told not to write. Writing is my passion and I have been a proud member of Lit since 2002. So please keep your rude comments to yourself. If you don't have the balls to even post your name so I can respond then please don't comment.
And by the way I am 100% female not a MALE so get your sexes right first.
Sincerely yours,
sexy_hottie_2003
Juicybicuriouslady
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Dear K
Good job I didn't just take your word for it, as if I ever would, you need to carry a bucket and a shovel round with you.
So, the meeting isn't cancelled, so I shall be there and then I'll get to find out whether you were told that at CC or whether it was just another one of your fairytales, won't I, cos if you're telling the truth, there will be other people missing from the meeting, won't there.
Luckily for me, I had the sense to check.
To be honest, I'd rather not be there, but it's necessary, isn't it....... for the wellbeing of a certain special little girl whose parents don't give a damn.
Well I do, so I'll be there, see you later (if you can be bothered to show up).
me that thinks you're a waste of space.
Good job I didn't just take your word for it, as if I ever would, you need to carry a bucket and a shovel round with you.
So, the meeting isn't cancelled, so I shall be there and then I'll get to find out whether you were told that at CC or whether it was just another one of your fairytales, won't I, cos if you're telling the truth, there will be other people missing from the meeting, won't there.
Luckily for me, I had the sense to check.
To be honest, I'd rather not be there, but it's necessary, isn't it....... for the wellbeing of a certain special little girl whose parents don't give a damn.
Well I do, so I'll be there, see you later (if you can be bothered to show up).
me that thinks you're a waste of space.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear sexy_hottie_2003,
Anonymous is the most uneducated and yet sometimes the most educated person to post comments on Lit. They occasionally leave the best and most definitely leave the worst comments a writer gets. I can see you've written a lot here, so anonymous and you are old enemies, just like I am. Anon and I go way back too. All I can say is don't let them deter you - ever. (hugs)
After the Holiday contest is over, I'm going to consider blocking all anonymous feedback. We'll see though.
Hang in there, though I think you are already.
~ Red
janeyl
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My love,
I know how hard this is for you. I have offered you a "get out of jail free" card on 3 occasions now and you've turned me down every time. I'm going to truly start to believe this is happening now and stop offering...
Me, who has found your feet to still be warm
I know how hard this is for you. I have offered you a "get out of jail free" card on 3 occasions now and you've turned me down every time. I'm going to truly start to believe this is happening now and stop offering...
Me, who has found your feet to still be warm
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IhateClowns
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Dear SuperBowl half time show,
Madonna? Really? I pray there isn't a half time wardrobe malfunction this time because i have no desire to see the Material Girls tits caught in her spanx.
Thanks for making it easier for me to go get grub during half time so I know I won't be missing anything this year.
Madonna? Really? I pray there isn't a half time wardrobe malfunction this time because i have no desire to see the Material Girls tits caught in her spanx.
Thanks for making it easier for me to go get grub during half time so I know I won't be missing anything this year.
lakesailer_mi
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Dear Sexy Hottie,
Ignore the trolls. I've gotten feedback from people for stories I posted that was simply not reasonable. (I've also gotten some good feedback too, but generally not anonymously).
In my profession, we get anonymous reviews too. It can be quite frustrating. You just have to learn to let it roll off your back and find good people to give you serious constructive feedback.
I haven't read any of your stuff, but I'll try to.
Signed,
Thick...skinned...
tekgirl
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I like Madonna but I'll still put it on the kitten half time show on Animal Planet.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear Spouse,
I was interested a year ago, and you showed no desire or interest - your answer was - no - no - no. Now you are interested and pissed because I no longer am? A year goes by and now I'm supposed to be enthusiastic about what YOU want? And you're pissed because I'm not interested now. Where were YOU last year? Why is it important now that YOU want it and I'm made to feel like the bitch because my feelings have changed? I just don't get it. I think you're being unfair in this and how DARE YOU ask our daughter to pick who is right and who is wrong. YOU sit beside me pouting like a child and I sit here trying hard not to apologize so that YOU feel better about the whole situation and the peace that I try so hard in this house to maintain, by groveling to your moods, remains intact.
From,
Your so-selfish wife
I was interested a year ago, and you showed no desire or interest - your answer was - no - no - no. Now you are interested and pissed because I no longer am? A year goes by and now I'm supposed to be enthusiastic about what YOU want? And you're pissed because I'm not interested now. Where were YOU last year? Why is it important now that YOU want it and I'm made to feel like the bitch because my feelings have changed? I just don't get it. I think you're being unfair in this and how DARE YOU ask our daughter to pick who is right and who is wrong. YOU sit beside me pouting like a child and I sit here trying hard not to apologize so that YOU feel better about the whole situation and the peace that I try so hard in this house to maintain, by groveling to your moods, remains intact.
From,
Your so-selfish wife
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