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Spenser41
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I kill me.
ok you got me... I will admit that...
kendra1980
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Dear Co-workers,
As much as I love your company, and I do, these quarterly "lets go out to some 80 dollar a person dinners to celebrarte a good quarter" dinners are making me irked.
I would rather have that money in a paycheck.
It isn't that I don't enjoy your company, I do...but my nights should be my own.
I go because it is expected, but my preference would be a bigger paycheck and being home in my comfies snuggled next to Nat.
The Girl Who Hates Beef, but is Going to a BigTime Steakhouse Tonight
As much as I love your company, and I do, these quarterly "lets go out to some 80 dollar a person dinners to celebrarte a good quarter" dinners are making me irked.
I would rather have that money in a paycheck.
It isn't that I don't enjoy your company, I do...but my nights should be my own.
I go because it is expected, but my preference would be a bigger paycheck and being home in my comfies snuggled next to Nat.
The Girl Who Hates Beef, but is Going to a BigTime Steakhouse Tonight
njoyndesire
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Sweetheart...
OMG... I miss you so much. I can't wait for you to come home. Not hearing your voice every morning and night is driving me crazy... one week down... one more to go!
I will be relieved when you are stateside again. I hope you are making good memories with your kids... that's why you are where you are... i love you and respect you for that.
I can't wait to feel your hands and mouth on me... feel our bodies pressed together... feel you inside me....
*sigh* i
you
your lover girl
OMG... I miss you so much. I can't wait for you to come home. Not hearing your voice every morning and night is driving me crazy... one week down... one more to go!
I will be relieved when you are stateside again. I hope you are making good memories with your kids... that's why you are where you are... i love you and respect you for that.
I can't wait to feel your hands and mouth on me... feel our bodies pressed together... feel you inside me....
*sigh* i
youyour lover girl
bryn_asIam
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Dear Husband,
When you come home at 2 in the morning and there's glitter on your pants I know you went to a strip club, so please stop denying it and calling me crazy. I wouldn't really care if you were just honest about it.
Sincerely,
Not A Stupid Wife
When you come home at 2 in the morning and there's glitter on your pants I know you went to a strip club, so please stop denying it and calling me crazy. I wouldn't really care if you were just honest about it.
Sincerely,
Not A Stupid Wife
sunshinegirl05
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Dear man,
why would you decide you had to suddenly run to the store....when dinner was going to be done within 10 mins. So glad I actually made a decent dinner for you to eat. Hope you like it cold...b/c you can reheat it when you decide to come home.
Sighing,
bc you're an idiot.
why would you decide you had to suddenly run to the store....when dinner was going to be done within 10 mins. So glad I actually made a decent dinner for you to eat. Hope you like it cold...b/c you can reheat it when you decide to come home.
Sighing,
bc you're an idiot.
Macdaddy23
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Wasn't Frank Gifford caught with her years ago?
RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear Anonymous,
Really, come on. . . worst ending ever in a story? Have you truly read all the stories of Literotica and can truly say mine was the "worst ending ever" - the ending wasn't rushed and made sense, sorry I don't tell them the way you want them to end, but I never do - do I. I write them the way I want them to end, imagine that, a writer writing what they want - who had thunk it.
Thanks,
Red
Really, come on. . . worst ending ever in a story? Have you truly read all the stories of Literotica and can truly say mine was the "worst ending ever" - the ending wasn't rushed and made sense, sorry I don't tell them the way you want them to end, but I never do - do I. I write them the way I want them to end, imagine that, a writer writing what they want - who had thunk it.
Thanks,
Red
ClownHater
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Dear Puppy,
I love you don't get me wrong, but I need you to calm down on the biting. I know it is playful biting but fuck your playful biting. Your teeth are like pins right now and when I am walking to the kitchen in the middle of the night half asleep, it isn't funny to be awakened by you nibbling on my achilles heel.
It is touch enough going back to sleep but even tougher when you are having to put a cold compress on the wound you caused because you wanted to play in the middle of the night. You are the sweetest and smartest dog I have wned to date and I know you mean well but seriously keep your teeth to yourself from now on please.
I love you don't get me wrong, but I need you to calm down on the biting. I know it is playful biting but fuck your playful biting. Your teeth are like pins right now and when I am walking to the kitchen in the middle of the night half asleep, it isn't funny to be awakened by you nibbling on my achilles heel.
It is touch enough going back to sleep but even tougher when you are having to put a cold compress on the wound you caused because you wanted to play in the middle of the night. You are the sweetest and smartest dog I have wned to date and I know you mean well but seriously keep your teeth to yourself from now on please.
Pinktacokitty
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Dear RedHairedandFriendly.....you are the most talented author I have read on this site........Dear Anonymous,
Really, come on. . . worst ending ever in a story? Have you truly read all the stories of Literotica and can truly say mine was the "worst ending ever" - the ending wasn't rushed and made sense, sorry I don't tell them the way you want them to end, but I never do - do I. I write them the way I want them to end, imagine that, a writer writing what they want - who had thunk it.
Thanks,
Red
As for Anonymous critics.........fuck them and feed them fish heads....
I love your stories.......
A RH&F fan ~Vikki~
WillSeeking
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Dear Anonymous,
Really, come on. . . worst ending ever in a story? Have you truly read all the stories of Literotica and can truly say mine was the "worst ending ever" - the ending wasn't rushed and made sense, sorry I don't tell them the way you want them to end, but I never do - do I. I write them the way I want them to end, imagine that, a writer writing what they want - who had thunk it.
Thanks,
Red
Red where can I read your story. I am sure your's is not the worst ending. I have been told mine is. LOL
Sensualdreamer
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Dear "cousin"
I wish you weren't a relative. How the HELL could you physically abuse your 8 month old son to the extent he's hospitalised w/ a fractured leg, fractured rib, hairline fracture on his skull and a ruptured spleen?!?!?!
You fucking disgust me! You're DAMN lucky I don't live near you! I would SO have a come to Jesus meeting w/ you!
It's relatives like you that make relatives like me ashamed to be related
Your law abiding cousin
I wish you weren't a relative. How the HELL could you physically abuse your 8 month old son to the extent he's hospitalised w/ a fractured leg, fractured rib, hairline fracture on his skull and a ruptured spleen?!?!?!
You fucking disgust me! You're DAMN lucky I don't live near you! I would SO have a come to Jesus meeting w/ you!
It's relatives like you that make relatives like me ashamed to be related
Your law abiding cousin
RedHairedandFriendly
Too much red on Red?
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Aww, thanks.Dear RedHairedandFriendly.....you are the most talented author I have read on this site........
As for Anonymous critics.........fuck them and feed them fish heads....
I love your stories.......
A RH&F fan ~Vikki~
They were probably the most polite anon. ever and I've worked years for that title "worst ending ever". Here you go, please - I do hope mine is worst than yours, so I can live with this lovely award for ever and ever.
http://www.literotica.com/s/recycling-emotions
respeito
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fungatorgurl101
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sereneone4u
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Dear H,
You lied again and you broke your promise. You promised if I stayed you would never ever do what you did again, that you would never break another promise and that you would not lie...and here we are again...do you realize that you have broken every promise you have ever made me in the almost twenty years we have been together? And you wonder why I do not trust or respect you...I hope you enjoyed the last time we were together...because it will be a long, long time before I let you touch me again and it will only be because I don't have the guts to take a real life lover.
done
You lied again and you broke your promise. You promised if I stayed you would never ever do what you did again, that you would never break another promise and that you would not lie...and here we are again...do you realize that you have broken every promise you have ever made me in the almost twenty years we have been together? And you wonder why I do not trust or respect you...I hope you enjoyed the last time we were together...because it will be a long, long time before I let you touch me again and it will only be because I don't have the guts to take a real life lover.
done
respeito
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I love that you know this
le gasp! you don't love me???
and now for my dear x:
Dear AT/T technician,
Thank you for coming out yesterday to look at our phone lines that were damaged by last week's rainfall. I have no doubt in my mind that you are hit on everywhere you go. In fact, I'd be willing to bet every dime to my name that you are...I don't mean this next statement to be offensive, but I just couldn't help but laugh after you left because you sir, are a walking cliche.
You're the kind of guy I see on television: ruggedly handsome, complete with beard, tool belt, baseball cap, tight blue t-shirt revealing muscular arms that are perfect for picking a girl up and doing her against a wall, nice tan, beautiful veneered smile. I bet you drive a motorcycle, too. And your name? Well it fits you.
Don't get me wrong, you were extremely polite. I just hope you don't mind that I thought you'd fit right into an erotic story. I almost expected some bow chicka bow bow music to play while you were in the office.
Thank you again for your help, and thanks for being a nice piece of eye candy.
respectfully,
moi.
fungatorgurl101
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I DO
you .... and apparently your eye candy too! Can you send him to my house I will make a phone problem I mean my phone is having problems!
respeito
functional idiot
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I DO
seriously, just rip the cord out of the wall and i'll send him right over. i wanted to sneak a picture of him with my phone, but that's creepy and knowing my luck...he would have caught me doing it. *laughs*
he was hot, you would have *censored* the *bleep* out of him.
fungatorgurl101
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You would have what the
I blushed I did Ohhh you so shoulda snuck a pic! I do that all the time *whistles and shuffles feet*
RetroLux
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Dear Stupid
Dear Stupid:
Life doesn't hand out golden tickets very often, and when it does you should really just take it and say thank you.
Instead you chose to throw away happiness with both hands. We could have been very happy together if everything you told me was true.
Instead you chose someone else. Why? I have no idea.
Oh well, you're dumb.
C
Dear Stupid:
Life doesn't hand out golden tickets very often, and when it does you should really just take it and say thank you.
Instead you chose to throw away happiness with both hands. We could have been very happy together if everything you told me was true.
Instead you chose someone else. Why? I have no idea.
Oh well, you're dumb.
C
RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear Anonymous,
You "expected better of me" - that's so funny, it made me smirk. I expected nothing from you.
Love ya,
Red
You "expected better of me" - that's so funny, it made me smirk. I expected nothing from you.
Love ya,
Red
lakesailer_mi
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Dear Annoying person,
Dude, you're not qualified. You've already proven that. And frankly, I suspect you need serious help. This is not a place for people with serious mental illness. It is, indeed, a place where normal healthy people come to develop issues like alcoholism. You need to go away and stop harrassing us. You've now filed something like 35 ORR's in the last 3 months. Get a fucking job, you've clearly got way too much time on your hands.
Sincerely,
decision maker
Dude, you're not qualified. You've already proven that. And frankly, I suspect you need serious help. This is not a place for people with serious mental illness. It is, indeed, a place where normal healthy people come to develop issues like alcoholism. You need to go away and stop harrassing us. You've now filed something like 35 ORR's in the last 3 months. Get a fucking job, you've clearly got way too much time on your hands.
Sincerely,
decision maker
fathom7
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Dear Robe Man:
Hey -- you are a good neighbor and all that but -- when you first approached me about this Saturday and watching the semi-final games of the NCAA tournament -- well -- I understood that you and a half-dozen of your friends were going to gather at YOUR house. Now that this little misunderstanding is clarified -- How the hell is it that my house suddenly became an extension of YOUR house? Now it seems I've got a half-dozen uninvited guests (uninvited by ME anyway) plus YOU coming over to watch my TV and dirty the place up. WTF DUDE.
I mean as it is -- I have to scramble back from the volleyball tournament so I can be here when the "guests" arrive. Nice work Robe. Gee I wish you could figure out a way to buy your own damn TV -- I know the wife doesn't like it when you have guys over to watch sports. Well guess what? I am ok with it from time to time but the point at which MY CASA became SU CASA is just not clear to me.
Thanks BTW for allowing me to NOT have you over TONIGHT as you suggested. Good God man -- WE are not married. I am not married. YOU ARE and I am sorry your wife doesn't let you play with the boys often enough - but that does not make me your surrogate or gatekeeper to PAR-TAY.
Thanks for allowing me to simply supply more beer and have others bring other stuff. Geez that was decent of you. When I start receiving your mail here -- you know the adult toy catalogs -- that will be the last straw though.
Your neighbor.
Hey -- you are a good neighbor and all that but -- when you first approached me about this Saturday and watching the semi-final games of the NCAA tournament -- well -- I understood that you and a half-dozen of your friends were going to gather at YOUR house. Now that this little misunderstanding is clarified -- How the hell is it that my house suddenly became an extension of YOUR house? Now it seems I've got a half-dozen uninvited guests (uninvited by ME anyway) plus YOU coming over to watch my TV and dirty the place up. WTF DUDE.
I mean as it is -- I have to scramble back from the volleyball tournament so I can be here when the "guests" arrive. Nice work Robe. Gee I wish you could figure out a way to buy your own damn TV -- I know the wife doesn't like it when you have guys over to watch sports. Well guess what? I am ok with it from time to time but the point at which MY CASA became SU CASA is just not clear to me.
Thanks BTW for allowing me to NOT have you over TONIGHT as you suggested. Good God man -- WE are not married. I am not married. YOU ARE and I am sorry your wife doesn't let you play with the boys often enough - but that does not make me your surrogate or gatekeeper to PAR-TAY.
Thanks for allowing me to simply supply more beer and have others bring other stuff. Geez that was decent of you. When I start receiving your mail here -- you know the adult toy catalogs -- that will be the last straw though.
Your neighbor.
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