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Jesus, sorry, babe. Let me know if you need me to throw some punches. Cuz I totally will.
Or if you just want to talk shop
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Jesus, sorry, babe. Let me know if you need me to throw some punches. Cuz I totally will.
Or if you just want to talk shop
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Dear Little Tommy,
I second what the Sunshine girl said. You really do have the world's best Uncle. He's awesome ... and so are you. Welcome to the world, big guy.
Dear Waiter From Last Night Who Is Also The Guy From The Gym,
I noticed your eyes light up in recognition when you saw me, and your grin was adorable. I also saw you sneaking looks in my direction a couple times. Yes, that's why I was giggling. You made me nervous ~ but in a good way. See you Monday!
~Elliptical Girl
I second what the Sunshine girl said. You really do have the world's best Uncle. He's awesome ... and so are you. Welcome to the world, big guy.
Dear Waiter From Last Night Who Is Also The Guy From The Gym,
I noticed your eyes light up in recognition when you saw me, and your grin was adorable. I also saw you sneaking looks in my direction a couple times. Yes, that's why I was giggling. You made me nervous ~ but in a good way. See you Monday!
~Elliptical Girl
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Gonna jump on the Little Tommy well wishes bandwagon!!
Hey little dude...
In your family Uncle Tommy is rocking it big time... A whole generation of nieces and nephews before you attest to that!! I've heard wonderful stories.
I'm sure your first words will be "oh my!"
It does my heart good to see your Uncle so verklempt...
Hey little dude...
In your family Uncle Tommy is rocking it big time... A whole generation of nieces and nephews before you attest to that!! I've heard wonderful stories.
I'm sure your first words will be "oh my!"
It does my heart good to see your Uncle so verklempt...
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Dear Underwear,
Why are you on inside out? I am confused. When I went to bed you were being worn the way you were intended. And now this. What's next? If you're thinking of trying that trick again, I warn you: Don't.
--Your confused owner who wishes to remind you that if you don't straighten up and fly right, he has literally forty more pairs that will not pull that shit. Just sayin'.
Why are you on inside out? I am confused. When I went to bed you were being worn the way you were intended. And now this. What's next? If you're thinking of trying that trick again, I warn you: Don't.
--Your confused owner who wishes to remind you that if you don't straighten up and fly right, he has literally forty more pairs that will not pull that shit. Just sayin'.
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This made me giggle... Thanks!
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Dear Lit Friends,
Thanks so much.
~ I'm crying Uncle
Thanks so much.
~ I'm crying Uncle
sunshinegirl05
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Dear report,
Why oh why can't you write yourself????
Signed,
the queen of procrastination.
Why oh why can't you write yourself????
Signed,
the queen of procrastination.
kendra1980
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Dear Good Timing,
I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO love you!
I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO love you!
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Dear X,
can't say it better myself, so:
Here is my fist. Kindly run towards it as fast as you can.
TIA.
Me...
can't say it better myself, so:
Here is my fist. Kindly run towards it as fast as you can.
TIA.
Me...
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LMAO You go Beeeeeeej haha
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Should've known
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kendra1980
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Dear Mortgage Banker,
Nat and I so love you. When the real estate agent told us to switch over to you I was skeptical (Ok...I tend to be skeptical about most things) but you have been a blessing.
Woot!
I'm so glad I listened.
Nat and I so love you. When the real estate agent told us to switch over to you I was skeptical (Ok...I tend to be skeptical about most things) but you have been a blessing.
Woot!
I'm so glad I listened.
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Dear...well you know who you are
Thank you for spanking my ass. I really needed that and you knew it...
Thank you for spanking my ass. I really needed that and you knew it...
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Dear jenny,Dear nerd of mine, You are so freakin' adorable, even with your shorts, black tennis shoes & black socks, and scrunched-up panama hat. George Clooney ain't got nothin' on you, baby!
this made me smile
best post of the day...sweet and fun!
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Dear Meijer Fish Guy,
I've thought about you all this past weekend. I want to thank you for flirting with me in front of my daughters, it's all they could talk about in the store after we left your station. My daughters were grinning and chuckling and whispering behind my back, (I have good ears) about how you were "soooo checking me out" and how your eyes never left me. One daughter said, "That man so likes you." (insert smirk here).
So thanks, I appreciate the time you spent oggling me. I'll see you Friday night this week and you can ogle some more.
From,
Me
I've thought about you all this past weekend. I want to thank you for flirting with me in front of my daughters, it's all they could talk about in the store after we left your station. My daughters were grinning and chuckling and whispering behind my back, (I have good ears) about how you were "soooo checking me out" and how your eyes never left me. One daughter said, "That man so likes you." (insert smirk here).
So thanks, I appreciate the time you spent oggling me.
I'll see you Friday night this week and you can ogle some more. From,
Me
Sensualdreamer
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Dear Uncle J...
Way to go on getting yourself kicked out of the hospital! Yes you DO need to wear that neck brace to keep your neck stable! NO, your neck does NOT need to be "popped" back into place! Your neck is BROKEN! If you keep on trying to pop your neck you may end up becoming paralysed!
You are SO damn stubborn and you refused to allow the doctors and nurses to help you. You treated them horribly by screaming, hitting, spitting at them, etc., Accident or no accident, shame on you!!! You wanna act like a wild man, I would've let you - I would've locked your ass up in the psych ward while you healed Yeah I get the medications were causing some of the behaviour but damn it just b/c you think you weren't in an accident doesn't mean it's true!
I understand that you may not be able to afford a hospital stay, but do you think your family can afford to care for you if you end up becoming paralysed b/c you won't do as you're instructed?!
Your somewhat pissed off niece
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Dear Doctors and Nurses...
*Le Sigh* Thank you for your care of my stubborn uncle. I wish that there was a way that you could've kept him in a medically induced coma until he was further along in his healing, but I know it's hard to treat and care for a person when they really don't care or want the care. Thank you anyways
Way to go on getting yourself kicked out of the hospital! Yes you DO need to wear that neck brace to keep your neck stable! NO, your neck does NOT need to be "popped" back into place! Your neck is BROKEN! If you keep on trying to pop your neck you may end up becoming paralysed!
You are SO damn stubborn and you refused to allow the doctors and nurses to help you. You treated them horribly by screaming, hitting, spitting at them, etc., Accident or no accident, shame on you!!! You wanna act like a wild man, I would've let you - I would've locked your ass up in the psych ward while you healed
Yeah I get the medications were causing some of the behaviour but damn it just b/c you think you weren't in an accident doesn't mean it's true!I understand that you may not be able to afford a hospital stay, but do you think your family can afford to care for you if you end up becoming paralysed b/c you won't do as you're instructed?!
Your somewhat pissed off niece
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Dear Doctors and Nurses...
*Le Sigh* Thank you for your care of my stubborn uncle. I wish that there was a way that you could've kept him in a medically induced coma until he was further along in his healing, but I know it's hard to treat and care for a person when they really don't care or want the care. Thank you anyways
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Dear Manager,
WHEN (not if but when) the Zombie Apocalypse happens, I have special plans for you.
There is this nice grassy area that separates our store from Chili's. With the assistance of two of my co-workers, I have chosen this spot especially for you. When the zombies come, I plan to stake you out on this grassy area.
After that, I will cut you many, many, many times. I will not cut you deep enough to kill you, just enough to really make you bleed, and to inflict pain (that is just a bonus). Upon completion of cutting you, I plan to ring the dinner bell and wait for the zombies to eat you alive.
My co-workers and I will be watching from a safe distance inside the store. Once the zombies are finished with you, we will ensure that you cannot turn. I have a baseball bat to bash in your skull and the assistant manager has a Samurai Sword to remove your head. We will ensure that you do not become a zombie. We owe that to your wife, as we actually like her.
Oh, after this is all said and done, I plan to take your vehicle. I have a long drive to make it to the Bunker and your vehicle will be much more comfortable than mine. I am sure that you will not object, as you will have died an agonizingly painful death by then.
Sincerely,
Me
One of many workers who are all tired of your petty shit at work!
Have a nice day.
WHEN (not if but when) the Zombie Apocalypse happens, I have special plans for you.
There is this nice grassy area that separates our store from Chili's. With the assistance of two of my co-workers, I have chosen this spot especially for you. When the zombies come, I plan to stake you out on this grassy area.
After that, I will cut you many, many, many times. I will not cut you deep enough to kill you, just enough to really make you bleed, and to inflict pain (that is just a bonus). Upon completion of cutting you, I plan to ring the dinner bell and wait for the zombies to eat you alive.
My co-workers and I will be watching from a safe distance inside the store. Once the zombies are finished with you, we will ensure that you cannot turn. I have a baseball bat to bash in your skull and the assistant manager has a Samurai Sword to remove your head. We will ensure that you do not become a zombie. We owe that to your wife, as we actually like her.
Oh, after this is all said and done, I plan to take your vehicle. I have a long drive to make it to the Bunker and your vehicle will be much more comfortable than mine. I am sure that you will not object, as you will have died an agonizingly painful death by then.
Sincerely,
Me
One of many workers who are all tired of your petty shit at work!
Have a nice day.
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Dear self,
Deep breaths.......deep breaths...deep breaths. Focus on the kids.
Only a couple more days...................
Signed ME
Dear Father of my kids,
Hopefully we can make it through the day of being together without having pissing contests today.
If I promise to be pleasant today, would you promise the same? It's not about us...it's about the kids.
Here's to having a fun day with the kids,
me.
Deep breaths.......deep breaths...deep breaths. Focus on the kids.
Only a couple more days...................
Signed ME
Dear Father of my kids,
Hopefully we can make it through the day of being together without having pissing contests today.
If I promise to be pleasant today, would you promise the same? It's not about us...it's about the kids.
Here's to having a fun day with the kids,
me.
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Dear My Crazy Bitch,
Yes you are quite bitchy, but I guess you're my crazy bitch. I still love you, I am also extremely frustrated with you. Can't a man have a day of peace? What the fuck? Really. Why does every conversation with you turn into you being offended somehow?
I'M NOT THE FUCKING ENEMY!!!
Geebus, don't know how many times I gotta keep saying that. So, another day goes by where it seems better to just not say anything at all to you. I really don't want to be in yet another arguement with you, it's fucking exhausting.
Fuck
signed,
Fucked
here's a fucking
have a nice fucking day
Yes you are quite bitchy, but I guess you're my crazy bitch. I still love you, I am also extremely frustrated with you. Can't a man have a day of peace? What the fuck? Really. Why does every conversation with you turn into you being offended somehow?
I'M NOT THE FUCKING ENEMY!!!
Geebus, don't know how many times I gotta keep saying that. So, another day goes by where it seems better to just not say anything at all to you. I really don't want to be in yet another arguement with you, it's fucking exhausting.
Fuck
signed,
Fucked
here's a fucking
have a nice fucking day
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