JennyNo1
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sunshinegirl05
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Dear X,
In the words of this song........(Hey There Delilah)
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me
And guess what? I am not sure i want you to continue...it's too hard.
:-/
Signed, Me
In the words of this song........(Hey There Delilah)
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me
And guess what? I am not sure i want you to continue...it's too hard.
:-/
Signed, Me
WolfsButterfly
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Dear Mista
Please take note that the video you made me has me rather um... bothered.... and with you not being here to take care of the situation you should be prepared for mass amounts of groping and inappropriateness next time I see you.
Signed,
Hot, Bothered and Ready.
Please take note that the video you made me has me rather um... bothered.... and with you not being here to take care of the situation you should be prepared for mass amounts of groping and inappropriateness next time I see you.
Signed,
Hot, Bothered and Ready.
TexasWife25
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Dear Tony
You are missed baby boy, you are loved and missed.
Sending xxoo's to heaven
You are missed baby boy, you are loved and missed.
Sending xxoo's to heaven
MollyDolly
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Dear Useless Coworker,
You showed yourself to be even more useless and ignorant last night. How dare you leave three female staff to deal with a surly client while you take another client to the mall for an hour... which turned into 6 hours? How dare you spend your own money to buy movie tickets and then refuse to return to the unit when staff told you they needed you back? How dare you continue to come to work posing as a good guy when all you are is lazy, freeloading, unprofessional, and useless as a staff. I for one am sick of you making more money than I do to do absolutely nothing at work. And I'm sick of people covering for you and making excuses for you. I can't believe you still have a job.
Your Pissed Off Coworker
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Dear Coworkers Covering for the Useless Coworker,
You now have absolutely no right to bitch about what he does. If you consider holding him accountable to be "tattling" on him then you have no right to bitch. Further, it shows how immature you are. Don't expect me to feel bad for you when he fucks you over time and again by not completing chores, sleeping for the entire shift, leaving shifts to help his girlfriend out in the middle of the night, and reading books rather than interacting with clients. As far as I'm concerned, his behaviour is your fault if you refuse to hold him accountable.
Same Pissed Off Coworker
You showed yourself to be even more useless and ignorant last night. How dare you leave three female staff to deal with a surly client while you take another client to the mall for an hour... which turned into 6 hours? How dare you spend your own money to buy movie tickets and then refuse to return to the unit when staff told you they needed you back? How dare you continue to come to work posing as a good guy when all you are is lazy, freeloading, unprofessional, and useless as a staff. I for one am sick of you making more money than I do to do absolutely nothing at work. And I'm sick of people covering for you and making excuses for you. I can't believe you still have a job.
Your Pissed Off Coworker
*****
Dear Coworkers Covering for the Useless Coworker,
You now have absolutely no right to bitch about what he does. If you consider holding him accountable to be "tattling" on him then you have no right to bitch. Further, it shows how immature you are. Don't expect me to feel bad for you when he fucks you over time and again by not completing chores, sleeping for the entire shift, leaving shifts to help his girlfriend out in the middle of the night, and reading books rather than interacting with clients. As far as I'm concerned, his behaviour is your fault if you refuse to hold him accountable.
Same Pissed Off Coworker
fungatorgurl101
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Dear you never take any responsibility -
You know I just love the excuses you come up with. In your mind I am truly sure that they make sense to you. But honestly here is a thought you are a person, an adult even. YOU are the one that makes your choices, chooses your actions, acts out those actions and then when things go wrong you SHOULD Be the one to take responsibility for said actions. No one makes you do the things that you do, no one forces you to make your decisions and act out what you decide to act out. But when things don't go the way you want them to go or things turn badly instead you decide instead of saying, "Whoops it's on me" you throw out excuses as to why it's not your fault. So at this point I am beginning to wonder A - how's that working for you and B - how many friends you will have left once you have blamed them all for things that you have done. So my suggestion think clearly, realize actions have consequences and once those actions cause consequences deal with them by putting on your big girl panties, deal with it and MOVE THE FUCK ON!
Not your scapegoat anymore
You know I just love the excuses you come up with. In your mind I am truly sure that they make sense to you. But honestly here is a thought you are a person, an adult even. YOU are the one that makes your choices, chooses your actions, acts out those actions and then when things go wrong you SHOULD Be the one to take responsibility for said actions. No one makes you do the things that you do, no one forces you to make your decisions and act out what you decide to act out. But when things don't go the way you want them to go or things turn badly instead you decide instead of saying, "Whoops it's on me" you throw out excuses as to why it's not your fault. So at this point I am beginning to wonder A - how's that working for you and B - how many friends you will have left once you have blamed them all for things that you have done. So my suggestion think clearly, realize actions have consequences and once those actions cause consequences deal with them by putting on your big girl panties, deal with it and MOVE THE FUCK ON!
Not your scapegoat anymore
IhateClowns
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Dear folks at the neighborhood swimming pool,
Wow do you make me wish I could afford to buy my own pool. Hell I may just settle fr a blow up pool instead of having to go back to what I got to witness yesterday. since when did my subdivision become inhabited by the people you see line up at the Walmart returns line? Gary Larsen can easily come out of retirement and write a new Far Side book in no time flat.
Why is it kids HAVE piss in the pool? Better yet when they do it why do they feel the need to let the rest of us know they did? I get pissing in the shower or at the lake. The lake is plenty big enough and well the drain takes care of the shower, but the pool? Really? Why would anyone want to take a piss in a pool and abruptly after show everyone they can swim underwater this coating themselves with their own piss. You might as well spread your legs on your bed aim for the middle of your body and let loose. Does chlorine kill piss that quickly? It seemed like there was a cloud around every little kid in that pool. Some silts as well. Then you see the kids sucking water into their mouths and spraying it all over the kid next to them.
So lemme understand this. A kid will piss in the pool, suck in the water, swish it around their mouths and then spray their friends with it. Their friends don't get pissed while being covered in piss pool water yet kids think broccoli tastes yucky???? What the fuck. Do we need to piss on the broccoli so kids will eat it?
Any how about the parents at the pool. You know the ones who have the too tight swimwear going on. Where you can tell her is clearly not Jewish and she either has a pierced clit or her vagina has seen better days. I am not much to look at especially with my clothes off but I guarantee you I wear clothes that at least fit. Especially out in public. The last thing I need when tryin to read and relax by the pool is some woman's moose knuckle strain my in the ees an she tries to dry off little Johnny's piss soaked body.
Finally there is the girl who thinks she is hot but really isn't. She is sorta hot because the rest of us at the neighborhood pool look like we could have auditioned for that movie Mask so in a room full of 2's and 3's it makes her look likes an 8 when she is at best in any normal situation a 5. She turns over every 4 seconds just tryin to draw attention to herself. She has oiled up every few minutes to give the dads at the pool a goo show. Nothing better than watching 40 and 50 year old men do the sideways glance at her while tryin to adjust their 3 sizes too small skivvies.
She knows she is the best looking there so she flaunts it. Gets up 8 times in an hour for various different reasons but what I love is thespit she misses on her back that is clearly starting to burn. Yeah honey you go ahead and wow them. Just don't bitch when the doc tells you that you have skin cancer. Nothing like being the hottest person at the neighborhood pool. Good for you honey.
So yeah I think I am going to stay away from the pool and just enjoy the lake from now on. At least that way I can piss in peace and confidence.
Wow do you make me wish I could afford to buy my own pool. Hell I may just settle fr a blow up pool instead of having to go back to what I got to witness yesterday. since when did my subdivision become inhabited by the people you see line up at the Walmart returns line? Gary Larsen can easily come out of retirement and write a new Far Side book in no time flat.
Why is it kids HAVE piss in the pool? Better yet when they do it why do they feel the need to let the rest of us know they did? I get pissing in the shower or at the lake. The lake is plenty big enough and well the drain takes care of the shower, but the pool? Really? Why would anyone want to take a piss in a pool and abruptly after show everyone they can swim underwater this coating themselves with their own piss. You might as well spread your legs on your bed aim for the middle of your body and let loose. Does chlorine kill piss that quickly? It seemed like there was a cloud around every little kid in that pool. Some silts as well. Then you see the kids sucking water into their mouths and spraying it all over the kid next to them.
So lemme understand this. A kid will piss in the pool, suck in the water, swish it around their mouths and then spray their friends with it. Their friends don't get pissed while being covered in piss pool water yet kids think broccoli tastes yucky???? What the fuck. Do we need to piss on the broccoli so kids will eat it?
Any how about the parents at the pool. You know the ones who have the too tight swimwear going on. Where you can tell her is clearly not Jewish and she either has a pierced clit or her vagina has seen better days. I am not much to look at especially with my clothes off but I guarantee you I wear clothes that at least fit. Especially out in public. The last thing I need when tryin to read and relax by the pool is some woman's moose knuckle strain my in the ees an she tries to dry off little Johnny's piss soaked body.
Finally there is the girl who thinks she is hot but really isn't. She is sorta hot because the rest of us at the neighborhood pool look like we could have auditioned for that movie Mask so in a room full of 2's and 3's it makes her look likes an 8 when she is at best in any normal situation a 5. She turns over every 4 seconds just tryin to draw attention to herself. She has oiled up every few minutes to give the dads at the pool a goo show. Nothing better than watching 40 and 50 year old men do the sideways glance at her while tryin to adjust their 3 sizes too small skivvies.
She knows she is the best looking there so she flaunts it. Gets up 8 times in an hour for various different reasons but what I love is thespit she misses on her back that is clearly starting to burn. Yeah honey you go ahead and wow them. Just don't bitch when the doc tells you that you have skin cancer. Nothing like being the hottest person at the neighborhood pool. Good for you honey.
So yeah I think I am going to stay away from the pool and just enjoy the lake from now on. At least that way I can piss in peace and confidence.
IhateClowns
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Dear black licorice,
Why? Just foul. Everyone knows that the red twizzlers are the best.
Signed,
Black licorice should be kicked in the kidneys.
Why? Just foul. Everyone knows that the red twizzlers are the best.
Signed,
Black licorice should be kicked in the kidneys.
H
HesterPrynne
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Dear 5am alarm clock,
I am just letting you know I will be hating your guts around well 5am tomorrow
Just saying
I am just letting you know I will be hating your guts around well 5am tomorrow
Just saying
respeito
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Dear person who was supposed to be here at 9 o'clock,
Given your history, I am not at all surprised that you didn't show up this morning. But would it have killed you to pick up the phone and leave a message? I don't need your life story, but display some common courtesy and let me know that I shouldn't expect to see you this morning. Thank you for being impolite.
Filing this away for later,
respeito
Given your history, I am not at all surprised that you didn't show up this morning. But would it have killed you to pick up the phone and leave a message? I don't need your life story, but display some common courtesy and let me know that I shouldn't expect to see you this morning. Thank you for being impolite.
Filing this away for later,
respeito
sunshinegirl05
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Dear son,
Please stop saying wee-wee, weiner, nuts, pee-pee......etc. If you don't want to get shot there with your nerf gun...then stop aiming there.
Thank you,
Your mother who is amused....slightly.
Please stop saying wee-wee, weiner, nuts, pee-pee......etc. If you don't want to get shot there with your nerf gun...then stop aiming there.
Thank you,
Your mother who is amused....slightly.
Jinxi Minxi
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Dearest Charge,
Don't get moody with the shitty attitude just coz I'm going away for a long time soon. It is not my fault we both don't know who's coming to take over. Frankly, I don't give a shit about who's coming, I don't have to put up and live them after all, as long as they get sent on time with no plans to spoil MY plans. I intend to leave here as soon as possible this Friday with the biggest smile on my face! Ha!
Flippant moi.
Don't get moody with the shitty attitude just coz I'm going away for a long time soon. It is not my fault we both don't know who's coming to take over. Frankly, I don't give a shit about who's coming, I don't have to put up and live them after all, as long as they get sent on time with no plans to spoil MY plans. I intend to leave here as soon as possible this Friday with the biggest smile on my face! Ha!
Flippant moi.
TorontoBoyWest
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Dear X,
Listen, I understand that raising a child by yourself can be tough. I know that sometimes you just need a break. That going thru this alone can feel like a mountain too high to climb, especially when it is crumbling all around you.
But telling your nine yr old daughter to fuck off as she walks out the door to school is not the answer.
Seriously. Who is the adult again in that relationship? Are you sure?
Signed,
A head-shaking tenant.
Listen, I understand that raising a child by yourself can be tough. I know that sometimes you just need a break. That going thru this alone can feel like a mountain too high to climb, especially when it is crumbling all around you.
But telling your nine yr old daughter to fuck off as she walks out the door to school is not the answer.
Seriously. Who is the adult again in that relationship? Are you sure?
Signed,
A head-shaking tenant.
mickyp123
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Mollie_F
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Dear Bestest Girl of Mine,
Somehow, from somewhere, you drew giggles so hard I couldn't breathe, my cheeks were streaming and my tummy still hurts.
Nobody.... nobody gets this girl doing the salsa to bloody Hungry Eyes. Except, it seems, you
I love every bit of you, yummy thing.
M
Somehow, from somewhere, you drew giggles so hard I couldn't breathe, my cheeks were streaming and my tummy still hurts.
Nobody.... nobody gets this girl doing the salsa to bloody Hungry Eyes. Except, it seems, you
I love every bit of you, yummy thing.
M
WolfsButterfly
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Dearest One of Mine,
I love you. Thank you for loving me. You are amazing.
Love Always,
Yours
I love you. Thank you for loving me. You are amazing.
Love Always,
Yours
kendra1980
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Dear Woman that Birthed me,
I totally give up. Ball's in your court, I've done my bit and been rebuffed enough times to say ... enough.
You beat me as a child, called me filthy names as a teen.
Belittled me as an adult.
And now YOU are angry that I have had to pull away while you sit there passing religious judgement on me...and forgiving who I was married to? Seriously?
I keep trying because I feel honor bound. Bound is the key word in that phrase though. No matter how mean, cruel and hurtful you have forever been, I've always tried hard to give you some respect as the woman who gave me birth.
Dad used to try to explain away your anger at me...dad is gone. I still don't get it.
Thank you for showing me how not to be a mother.
I totally give up. Ball's in your court, I've done my bit and been rebuffed enough times to say ... enough.
You beat me as a child, called me filthy names as a teen.
Belittled me as an adult.
And now YOU are angry that I have had to pull away while you sit there passing religious judgement on me...and forgiving who I was married to? Seriously?
I keep trying because I feel honor bound. Bound is the key word in that phrase though. No matter how mean, cruel and hurtful you have forever been, I've always tried hard to give you some respect as the woman who gave me birth.
Dad used to try to explain away your anger at me...dad is gone. I still don't get it.
Thank you for showing me how not to be a mother.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear X
I hear you in my ear sometimes and I can sometimes feel your breath on me as if you're standing right behind me.
Me
I hear you in my ear sometimes and I can sometimes feel your breath on me as if you're standing right behind me.
Me
janeyl
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IhateClowns
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Dear Flick Clit Girl,
That sounds so painful. A hot 18 year old girl who loves internet sex. Oh yeah who is flicking her clit. That sounds fucking painful. Do you sit indian style and do that? My friends and I used to fuck around and walk up behind each other and flick an earlobe. Taht shit stung. So my question is how many times can you withstand your clit being flicked like that?
Your clit must look like a fully chewed pack of bubbalicious gum if you flick it often enough. If that is the case then no wonder why you enjoy internet sex.
Just saying
That sounds so painful. A hot 18 year old girl who loves internet sex. Oh yeah who is flicking her clit. That sounds fucking painful. Do you sit indian style and do that? My friends and I used to fuck around and walk up behind each other and flick an earlobe. Taht shit stung. So my question is how many times can you withstand your clit being flicked like that?
Your clit must look like a fully chewed pack of bubbalicious gum if you flick it often enough. If that is the case then no wonder why you enjoy internet sex.
Just saying
H
HesterPrynne
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Dear Guy Who Works At The Grocery Store,
Yes I was wearing a Hello Kitty tee shirt.
Yes I have an ample bosom.
Your staring at me and my ample bosom made me uncomfortable.
Signed,
WTH?
Yes I was wearing a Hello Kitty tee shirt.
Yes I have an ample bosom.
Your staring at me and my ample bosom made me uncomfortable.
Signed,
WTH?
MollyDolly
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Dearest Sleep,
Why do you limit yourself right now when I need you most? I carefully plan out my hours of sleep now that I'm on overnights and you decide 5 hours is enough? And just 6 yesterday? I'm tired now- and you'll show up around 5am when I'm trying to stay alert at work and try to seduce me into slumber when you want it. That's not how this shit works. We could have slept another 4 hours today. Now I'm up, I'm hungry, and I'm cranky. You're making me rethink that request I made for another month of overnights if this is how you roll.
Sincerely,
Sleep-Deprived Dolly
Why do you limit yourself right now when I need you most? I carefully plan out my hours of sleep now that I'm on overnights and you decide 5 hours is enough? And just 6 yesterday? I'm tired now- and you'll show up around 5am when I'm trying to stay alert at work and try to seduce me into slumber when you want it. That's not how this shit works. We could have slept another 4 hours today. Now I'm up, I'm hungry, and I'm cranky. You're making me rethink that request I made for another month of overnights if this is how you roll.
Sincerely,
Sleep-Deprived Dolly
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