Dear X

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Fuckwitted Little Scumbags,

Thank you for running my girlfriend's mobility scooter off the road this afternoon. Your moronic stupidity not only caused her more physical pain but the fact that you thought it funny when she crashed added insult to injury. Her scooter can be repaired but her feelings cannot.
I have very little faith in the police finding and punishing you but if I ever find you I will make you suffer and I will make you pay before I rip your heads off and shit in the hole left.
A vengeful Litster

I am so sorry and hope she is okay.

This is similar to my Uncle's incident. He was riding his Moped down the highway and noticed a truck coming up behind him, so he slid over to the side of the road and continued riding. The truck went around him, suddenly slammed on their breaks and then the passenger opened the truck door and my Uncle slammed into the door. They drove off, my Uncle heard their laughter.

They did not find out who did it. He landed in the ditch with several broken ribs.

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Dear Mr. Sunshine,

I hope you will be back for me come June 15th and hang out with me for 3 months after that? I would really appreciate it very, very much when you do.

Thankies you very muchly in advance.

Luffs you very muchly, your sun worshipping baby.

 

[butterfly_flip]

Dear Fuckwitted Little Scumbags,

Thank you for running my girlfriend's mobility scooter off the road this afternoon. Your moronic stupidity not only caused her more physical pain but the fact that you thought it funny when she crashed added insult to injury. Her scooter can be repaired but her feelings cannot.
I have very little faith in the police finding and punishing you but if I ever find you I will make you suffer and I will make you pay before I rip your heads off and shit in the hole left.
A vengeful Litster

Ed that's awful...lets hope Karma catches up with these bastards

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Dear Office CPA and Company We're in Dispute With -

Wow, you people are crazy! Absolutely crazy! It's not my decision. None of this is - but I still have to sit through the conference call and listen to you, Office CPA, being unable to negotiate. And you, Company We're in Dispute With - being absolutely idiotic and unable to listen. It should be damn comical - instead, it's frustrating as hell for me. If I didn't care, it wouldn't suck, but I guess I care too much.

Sigh.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Frosted Flakes,

I enjoyed a bowl of you last night. I have one question though. When i eat you in the morning you are not nearly as crunchy as when i eat you at night. I don't understand how that works. Why is it my mouth feels like it ate a light bulb after I had a bowl of you?

Bleeding gums are sexy Damn it!!!

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Dear oh Dear...

http://i1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee434/BodaciousBitch/576702_10150923781342497_135190502496_9862884_2062840995_n.jpg

~Minxi

 

[MrEd63]

Ed that's awful...lets hope Karma catches up with these bastards

They'd better hope Karma catches them before I do

 

[MrEd63]

Dear Norbert management,

You are all a bunch of two-faced, double dealing, incompetant, arse-wipes

Love Mr Ed

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear you,

I know this is very judgmental sounding of me....but.....for someone who says she loves her kids....you sure complain a lot about having them. You get every other weekend free.......you go out on one day for two plus hours, you complain when you miss your time to go out for a drink on another day..........you say you always need a vacation. (all on top of working....)

You went on a camping trip with your daughter.....you talked more about the hot teacher that was going......and then you said that next time you do something like that...you're going to ask for your child to be assigned to a different group. I thought that when you go chaperone your child's field trips, you go with the full knowledge that you will have your child in your group.

I just had to get this off my mind....b/c I didn't want to completely say this to you. I have made little comments here and there. BUT I just find it hard to wrap my head around some of the things you say....or do.

I love you......I have to.

Love, Me

 

[TexasWife25]

Dear other parents at the pool,

I'm very sorry, but really it was an accident, an it's not like I can clean it up

-me

 

[HesterPrynne]

Dear X,

I hate to break it to you but ... in order for you to insult me, I have to first value your opinion.

Nice try though.

Sincerely,

Your Life Isn't My Fault and My Life Isn't Your Business.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Pfffft,

I know what "well, I was planning on going to bed" means and you know what "well, go then" means and I know what that look means and you know what mine means.

Aren't you glad we know each other so well.

Me.

 

[efs]

dear drunk nasty bitch watching too much jersey shore......


i know it must be beyond your comprehension, or maybe its just your upbringing, but it would be much appreciated by me, or my neighbors should you have chose their property instead of mine to deposit your "jersey beach whistle". the last thing i want to do after being in my vehicle for 3 1/2 hours to get to my shore property is have to go searching for a stick, not being able to find one, and having to use my nice designer pen sitting in my console of my vehicle to "evict" your evidence from my property having no other choice afterwards but to toss it into the garbage along with your nasty, which was just a stones throw from where you were standing or squatting or whatever you did when you chose to drop trou, or lift your slut skirt. at least you didnt leave the used plug you removed, maybe you decided to use it as a paint marker to leave your boyfriend a love note on his windshield of his car.


and while im at it, who the fuck was the parent who decided to tell the first little kid that it was a whistle when they dug it up next to the blanket while sitting on the beach with their family, starting a exponentially spreading trend amongst parents of youngsters everywhere on the east coast? i distinctly remember my parents telling me it was a whistle when i dug one up.......so what does a 3 or 4 year old do when they find a whistle? right......puts it right in their mouth, only to be yelled at immediately to "GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH............THATS DIRTY!!!!!!!!!!"

its because of people like you ditching your evidence in public places that i was one of the little idiots getting yelled at on the beach sticking it in my mouth! (well fuck parents, dont tell your kids its a fucking whistle and they wont go sticking it in their yap sand and all stuck to it and blowing through it wondering why theres no fucking sound and only rushing air thinking its broken then wondering why the hell theyre getting scolded)


next time you decide to plug yourself, please throw the remains in the fucking garbage, or put it in your purse till you find somewhere to dispose of it. god im glad im not 3 or 4 anymore........that one was such a pretty color too......i wouldnt have been able to resist, thinking i had the find of the century.......

sincerely, your fucking clean up crew.....



http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p205/skydive69/bad/b48a9dc1.jpg

 

[Brave Maximus]

Dear life/karma/whatever....

Enough is enough. This past week has been enough to crack even the toughest person... and it's not even over yet. One more medical problem and I don't think I can handle it...
So... just give me a little break.. please...

Sincerely
Painful

 

[TexasWife25]

Dear Neighbor,

Before you pick up the phone to complain, maybe you should have all your facts straight?

A sincerely annoyed renter

 

[Grifters]

Dear X
............
signed sad G

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear bitch who thinks she owns the place,

If your intent was to make me feel crappier than I did you and to ruin my day, you succeeded. If you wanted to prove how superior you are, you didn't. My actions were purely unintentional and apologized for, but yours were vicious and done with malicious purpose. It will come back around, trust me.

Putting you on real-life 'ignore'

 

[o_so_wet]

Dear Spoiled Little Bitchy Niece.

If you ever raise your hand to my sis again...I will bitch slap you until you see stars. Yea....I ran after your ass because you fucking hurt her and insulted me. If you want to play with women....be sure you can handle it. Your ass is as green as grass.....your lessons are gonna come quick and hard. Prepare yourself.

Your "poor" aunt.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear Spoiled Little Bitchy Niece.

If you ever raise your hand to my sis again...I will bitch slap you until you see stars. Yea....I ran after your ass because you fucking hurt her and insulted me. If you want to play with women....be sure you can handle it. Your ass is as green as grass.....your lessons are gonna come quick and hard. Prepare yourself.

Your "poor" aunt.

Sounds like you need my Flip Flop supply

 

[o_so_wet]

Sounds like you need my Flip Flop supply

Gurl.. bring it on over. This little girl has no idea how bad it can get.

 

[JennyNo1]

Gurl.. bring it on over. This little girl has no idea how bad it can get.

I'm skeered. And impressed!

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Gurl.. bring it on over. This little girl has no idea how bad it can get.

Sounds like she needs the flip flop with the wedge heel

 

[o_so_wet]

Sounds like she needs the flip flop with the wedge heel

Hehe...wedge my ass !! Make it a 6" spike.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear Lit -

Quit lagging please

- Annoyed FGG

 

[Grifters]

Dear Lit -

Quit lagging please

- Annoyed FGG

dear lit
DITTO
I am trying to get my FLIRT on!!!

G