Dear X

[efs]

dear x,

a 5 or 6 year old "should" know better but probably dosent......and older lady, definitely........or????


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http://youtu.be/HvEMt_RRDrg

im guessing you cant embed vids here? go to the link......caught this one on tosh.0

 

[littlelovedove]

dear x,

a 5 or 6 year old "should" know better but probably dosent......and older lady, definitely........or????


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http://youtu.be/HvEMt_RRDrg

im guessing you cant embed vids here? go to the link......caught this one on tosh.0

Dear X,


That is disgusting!!

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Dear Bendy Williams,

Have you been busy again lately? I see you have another routine for me to "copy" You are such a tease.

Another Day Closer Me.

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear eX-
Dude, I am not your slut anymore. Stop asking for my thoughts on your kinky little hookups. I don't CARE what you do! And hearing about it certainly doesn't do anything for me. sheesh.

waaaay over you me

 

[WhipLuvr]

Dear X: You're a dishwasher. You DO NOT get to ask me to serve you. The next time you pull crap like that I'll just SHOW you where stuff is and you can find it yourself.

Dear X number two: Please try to be less stupid. We use cloths on tables, not floors. Mops are for floors. And if you hadn't have dropped that container you shouldn't have been taking in the first place, I wouldn't have snapped at you.

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Boss,

We thought the last boss was an idiot and we were psyched when she went on maternity leave in January. We thought you would do a much better job. How the fuck did you manage to screw the place up in less than four months? You are a sweet man, but you have no idea how to run this place. I'd say I can't wait for the lady to come back from maternity leave, but really, I can't imagine being able to cope that long. I already told you I'm looking for a job and I want you to know that you are the reason I will be leaving. You are terrible. You don't know shit. You have ruined a good thing by being too lenient. You've ruined the balance we had. I can't wait to get out.

The Girl with Nine Years of Experience and Zero Tolerance for Your Bullshit

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear

They say everyday it gets easier. . . I don't believe them.

I hope you are doing okay in your personal life and that the steps you were taking are still being taken and that you are putting those two precious jewels first as well as yourself.



~ Me

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Dear X
Were you such a wanker before/when we were married or is it recent upgrade of your character?
Me

 

[Miles Long]

Dear Soldiers,

Thanks for putting your butts on the line. It means more than we can really put into words. Thank you.

Miles

 

[perkyT]

Dear Soldiers,

Thanks for putting your butts on the line. It means more than we can really put into words. Thank you.

Miles

TRUTH.

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

Dear my love, my soulmate

Tomorrow morning when you are going into the hospital to have wrist surgery please remember how much I love you and how anxious i will be to have you home so i can help take care of you while you recover.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Soldiers,

Thanks for putting your butts on the line. It means more than we can really put into words. Thank you.

Miles

AMEN.

 

[njoyndesire]

Dear Soldiers,

Thanks for putting your butts on the line. It means more than we can really put into words. Thank you.

Miles

Well said Miles.

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Dear Miss Bendy Williams,

I see no recent subscription updates on my youtube homepage from you....I wonder what's been going on with you in your world? I hope you can make more short motivational video clips for me for inspiration soon. I am getting hungry for more.

Will soon be at your level Poler.

 

[txnstud21]

Dear ex good friend

You would think over ten years of friendship would mean something but you decided to go behind my back and steal my girl from me. Thats ok now you can deal with her many flaws and it wont be long before she cheats on you or better yet gets you to knock her up

 

[mandoscot]

Dear x

Y?

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear you,

should I have not said what I did?

Sigh.

Me.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear D,

You have made amazing progress and I am happy. While we still really do have a pretty long way to go, the best part is that you can see that, but you can see a future, a long one.

I'm always here for you, even when didn't want me to be.

Love,
Your Biggest Fan

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Dear X....thinking of you makes my butt itch.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Spouse

Giving me the option doesn't mean you get to pout when I choose the one you didn't want me to choose. Nor does trying to make me feel guilty about it either. IF you wanted a specific answer then you NEVER should have given me the option.

Me

 

[MrEd63]

Dear Fuckwitted Little Scumbags,

Thank you for running my girlfriend's mobility scooter off the road this afternoon. Your moronic stupidity not only caused her more physical pain but the fact that you thought it funny when she crashed added insult to injury. Her scooter can be repaired but her feelings cannot.
I have very little faith in the police finding and punishing you but if I ever find you I will make you suffer and I will make you pay before I rip your heads off and shit in the hole left.
A vengeful Litster

 

[lothwen]

Dear random restaraunt patron,


I'm sorry you weren't the center of my universe on Sunday night. Yes, I chose to take somebody else's order rather than immediately run to the kitchen to get you your ranch dressing. I should have ignored everyone but you since only you should have mattered to me that night. Nevermind that the people at the other table have been virtually ignored by me ever since they sat down, no, I should have moved hell and high water to get you your ranch dressing since it obviously meant so much to you.

Sincerely,

one pissed off waitress

Dear Fuckwitted Little Scumbags,

Thank you for running my girlfriend's mobility scooter off the road this afternoon. Your moronic stupidity not only caused her more physical pain but the fact that you thought it funny when she crashed added insult to injury. Her scooter can be repaired but her feelings cannot.
I have very little faith in the police finding and punishing you but if I ever find you I will make you suffer and I will make you pay before I rip your heads off and shit in the hole left.
A vengeful Litster

I'm so sorry-I hope you find those fuckers

Dear Spouse

Giving me the option doesn't mean you get to pout when I choose the one you didn't want me to choose. Nor does trying to make me feel guilty about it either. IF you wanted a specific answer then you NEVER should have given me the option.

Me

Gotta love those guilt trips

 

[cliteatingman]

Dear litster,

I love your tits!!!!

Dear random restaraunt patron,


I'm sorry you weren't the center of my universe on Sunday night. Yes, I chose to take somebody else's order rather than immediately run to the kitchen to get you your ranch dressing. I should have ignored everyone but you since only you should have mattered to me that night. Nevermind that the people at the other table have been virtually ignored by me ever since they sat down, no, I should have moved hell and high water to get you your ranch dressing since it obviously meant so much to you.

Sincerely,
T
one pissed off waitress




I'm so sorry-I hope you find those fuckers




Gotta love those guilt trips

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Coworkers,

The chore list is pretty clear. When it says to defrost the meat for the overnight staff to prepare dinner, it is for your own good. Do you want to make dinner for the clients? Yeah, didn't think so. If you want me to prep your fucking meal for you, do your teensy-tiny part. Don't check it off and do nothing.

*****

Dear Supervisor,

See above letter and do your fucking job. I'm not getting paid to keep your fucking rag tag, lazy crew in line. But I'd take your job in a second.

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Dad,

Happy Birthday.

Love Always, Your Son, J

PS: I still miss you so much