Dear X

[Treasured]

Dear Gentleman up the street,

I enjoy our quick visits while you are out on a walk with spike. However on Monday when I politely said, "Would you like a sack for your dog's shit?" that meant I wasn't impressed having your dog crap in my yard where my kids, and the neighbor kids park their bikes. Just because I have a dog doesn't mean I have her crap all over my yard. They sell pooper scoopers. Buy one. But since you haven't, I have taken it upon myself to pick up all your dogs crap and I will deliver it to your yard shortly.

Keep it up and it's going to get very ugly.

Signed Fed up with your shit.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Family Next Door,

Thank you for being welcoming, kind, warm. Nat, the boys and I all love you. I can see us ending up forever friends.

What a lovely addition to our new home...your friendship.

Love,

Nat and K

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear GDC...

I never thought I would have to back away from you as a friend. It was the hardest decision I've ever made.

I've thought it through and I don't know that anything will ever change. I've been honest, you've been secretive. I've been respectful, you've been neglectful. I've been considerate, you've been selective. I've been kind, you've been cruel. As much as I put forward into my friendships w/ others I deserve the same or better treatment in return.

YOU were the one who sought ME out to apologise for how you had treated me. I accepted your apology and forgave you.

Fast forward tho, and once again you've cast me aside b/c you've found your next bitch in heat -which oh btw take her to a salon b/c the 80's hair is fucking nasty. You're despicable You never gave a damn about me, and you never were considerate about me. Yes you said you wanted to meet me in July but what were you planning on doing, meeting me and lying to her, or lying to us both?

Fortunately it doesn't take much for me to connect the dots. Only this time you'll have to deal w/ the consequences...I hope she was worth it. I hope that everywhere you go you'll see my face, hear my voice, and I hope it destroys you for having treated me like this. You found out last time that Karma is a bitch, but it seems like you enjoy being a flunkie at the school of hard knocks!

I've never had another guy cause me so much heartache and so many tears. You're not worth them. You should've NEVER even bothered to apologise to me. You should've just forgotten about me.

I should've made a deal w/ you when you apologised...you break my heart again and I get to rip your balls off Sometimes I wish I knew what it was like to be a guy w/ a penis instead of being a woman...but then I have to tell myself my heart is bigger than your penis ever will be.

I'm not saying I hate you, but I hope your penis shrivels up to the size of an inchworm

Tired of not being good enough for you

 

[raiguy]

Dear crazy ex friend,

Sorry for making a decision that was for the best for my future. I guess life just cant work out the way you want it when im your back up and you have a boyfriend currently

Sincerely,
Stopped giving a fuck

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear New Guy,

Our first date went well, but it wasn't sparky, if you get what I mean. But I like you, and you're really earning brownie points by emailing me every day while you're out of town.

I'm really looking forward to our second date on Tuesday- I hope you bring that pervy sense of humour you claim to have because I'd be all over that

Signed,

Cautious-in-the-Arena-of-Love Dolly

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear shoulder.

Heal the fuck up already and let me sleep

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear you,

You are throwing me off....big time...in a good way..I think..I hope.
I admit....I'm not used to having to wait for things. But you are teaching me patience. I am looking at it as a good thing. lol.

I admit it does bug me though that there is limited ways to keep in contact with you. (It will be okay though, because good things come to those who wait.....I believe that's what I was told. )

Looking forward to seeing where our new friendship goes.

Me

 

[missgiter]

Dear every fucker who rattles my windows with their obscene music,

My house set off the highway for a reason. I have no desire to have my windows rattle because of your need to thump thump thump. If I can clearly get the song you're listening to inside my house with other background noise and children, you obviously have a problem. I'd invest in a hearing test if you can't seem to hear that well.

Signed,

Tired of thumping.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Owner of another website,

You ask me if I'm serious? Yes, I am. It's not my fault you changed the terms of my agreement with you. It's not my fault you've decided I need to start doing something for you --- really --- I'm not making money from you. It's not my job to provide you with links/emails/tags. My exposure on your website is nil - that's right nothin', nada, zilch. I've not gotten feedback from anyone who visits your site.

We had an agreement, remove my work if I asked and I asked, so do it.

Thanks,

RedHairedandFriendly --- but not sweet when pushed.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dude,

You are seriously starting to piss me off.

Red

 

[Cerediwen]

Dear X

I really hope that you aren't pissing me about and were serious about everything you said

hurt me and you will regret it

from

confused

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Thorn in my side that is quickly moving to my ass,

SEVEN emails and you still don't get it! If you want 193 individual emails in order to get the message, then I am very capable of delivering those to you.

You say I'm on a "crazy path" - that's really a nice way to get me to agree to your wants - I don't think so.

You should also be aware that after today if ANYONE ever asks about you again, I'll tell them the truth. No problems until I wanted to pull out, then someone hand me some pliers.

You were getting something for free from me, I want it to end, that's the way it goes, so end it and do so professionally.

Thanks,

Red

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear

One, I am not a psycho as you've been so kind as to call me and I've refrained from calling you names or assigning character flaws to your perfect self with the exception of my posts here, which are anonymous in your identity.

Two, how could I have gotten you to do four days of work, when I never asked you to? You took this upon yourself, how much time you invested was up to you. I didn't approach you, you approached me.

Three, I do understand normal thinking. I understand you worked hard, and I understand you are upset, I get that. I also understand we had an agreement and I asked for my part of it to end and I did so nicely - in all 8 (or was it 9) emails.

Four, I may be the only one not pleased, and that's okay - you can't please everyone.

Five, I think others are enjoying them here and not there, and that is what upsets you.

Six, thank you for removing my directory - now really was it that hard to do? You said you will be doing it "now" so -- really, what was the problem. It probably isn't going to take more than one minute.

Seven, "a person acting like me" ? really --- who is name calling? How old are you? Am I the first person to not cower to you and your demands or your whining?

Eight, "worked so hard to please me" ? really --- you worked hard to please yourself and your behavior is not pleasing at all to me.

Bye and good luck,

Red


PS - If you were the dumbass who then sent me an email 7 min. later telling me a bit of "gossip" --- grow the fuck up. If that wasn't you -- read that last email you sent me and grow the fuck up anyway.

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear You,

i'm having something of an "I don't really give a shit" moment right now!

So........ i don't really give a shit any more.

From me.

 

[Treasured]

Dear Tough time X,

There are blue skies ahead. I promise.

I'm here if you need to vent again, of course it will have to be after zumba, and walking the dog.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Really Stupid Man Who Is Behaving Like a Child,

Let me start off by thanking you for removing my work... (hold on I better go check to see if you did it)... and you did, so yes, thank-you.

Now, let's talk about this "Abuse of Services" email you just sent me. Again, please take note the email I sent back was very polite, this Dear X letter won't be.

You on a volunteer basis for your website took my stories with my permission for FREE and you posted them again to YOUR website for FREE with my permission. YOU made the decision to do this in hopes to get readers to read my work for FREE and they would then be drawn to other links advertising sexual fantasies and dreams, pictures, toys, audios... these would of course make a PROFIT for YOU, and NOT me.

I understand how that works, and I was okay with that. YOU were doing the work for FREE for YOUR company not mine. However WE AGREED that if and when I wanted a story pulled (and I was willing to send you emails for all 190+ stories individually to make it fit with the "rules") you would pull it. YOU decided to argue with me, calling me names.

Now, to permanently BAN me from using the services of your company - that's funny. I mean I actually laughed out loud when I saw that and I rolled my eyes too. It was a beautiful moment for me.

I abused nothing --- YOU abused our agreement. YOU did all this on a volunteer basis, not once did I ever ask you to do this, not once did I ask for money and remember you didn't offer me any either. *chuckles*

You're a joke of a business person and only pilfer off another website in hopes to become as popular as they are. Good luck, I mean that. I have a feelin' you need this a lot more than I do and not financially but emotionally and mentally.

I do hope you grow up some and other writers that are working with you never have to go through the BULLSHIT you made me go through.

Grow up please.

Red

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Debby,

Go away. I'm sick of you. I hate you. You are a fucking bitch to ruin all my fun. You've been hanging around here for 5 days. I think that's just about enough time, don't you?

Be gone, slut.

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Dear Really Stupid Man Who Is Behaving Like a Child,

Let me start off by thanking you for removing my work... (hold on I better go check to see if you did it)... and you did, so yes, thank-you.

Now, let's talk about this "Abuse of Services" email you just sent me. Again, please take note the email I sent back was very polite, this Dear X letter won't be.

You on a volunteer basis for your website took my stories with my permission for FREE and you posted them again to YOUR website for FREE with my permission. YOU made the decision to do this in hopes to get readers to read my work for FREE and they would then be drawn to other links advertising sexual fantasies and dreams, pictures, toys, audios... these would of course make a PROFIT for YOU, and NOT me.

I understand how that works, and I was okay with that. YOU were doing the work for FREE for YOUR company not mine. However WE AGREED that if and when I wanted a story pulled (and I was willing to send you emails for all 190+ stories individually to make it fit with the "rules") you would pull it. YOU decided to argue with me, calling me names.

Now, to permanently BAN me from using the services of your company - that's funny. I mean I actually laughed out loud when I saw that and I rolled my eyes too. It was a beautiful moment for me.

I abused nothing --- YOU abused our agreement. YOU did all this on a volunteer basis, not once did I ever ask you to do this, not once did I ask for money and remember you didn't offer me any either. *chuckles*

You're a joke of a business person and only pilfer off another website in hopes to become as popular as they are. Good luck, I mean that. I have a feelin' you need this a lot more than I do and not financially but emotionally and mentally.

I do hope you grow up some and other writers that are working with you never have to go through the BULLSHIT you made me go through.

Grow up please.

Red

Way To Go (((((RED))))) - If you need me to bitchslap, I'm available 24/7

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Way To Go (((((RED))))) - If you need me to bitchslap, I'm available 24/7

Nah, he just better hope no one asks me about his site. Like I said, it was fine until I wanted out, then the childish antics began.

 

[Cerediwen]

Dear O2,

Is it really necessary for you to lose text messages that people are sending me?

and

I'm sure its very important for you to do mast maintenance in my area but some notice of loss of signal would be good.

Sort it out please!

One very pissed off customer

 

[kendra1980]

Dear People Who Think Their Place is Mecca,

It isn't. It is a place like any other. Get over your freaking selves. If you knew what the lunch convo was when you weren't around you'd cringe.

Holy heck...IT IS A BUILDING. Angels do not sing when one enters it.

Get over it!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear People Who Think Their Place is Mecca,

It isn't. It is a place like any other. Get over your freaking selves. If you knew what the lunch convo was when you weren't around you'd cringe.

Holy heck...IT IS A BUILDING. Angels do not sing when one enters it.

Get over it!

Dear kendra,

Obviously you and I need to walk into a building together, because the Angles will sing, but the Devil will try hard to muffle them.

~ Red

 

[kendra1980]

Dear kendra,

Obviously you and I need to walk into a building together, because the Angles will sing, but the Devil will try hard to muffle them.

~ Red

Never a truer word has been spoken. And just think of the wicked grin we'd have while all this is happening

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Never a truer word has been spoken. And just think of the wicked grin we'd have while all this is happening

It would be YouTube worthy.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear D,

I am so proud of all that you have accomplished. Certainly your academics are amazing. In spite of the fact that you have said "I don't want you to be proud of me for ____" I am proud of the progess you've made this spring.

I know that it has not been easy, I'm probably not the best at dealing with all of this (not you're good at it either ).

Today I put you on an airplane and you will be on your own for the longest you've ever been. In a lot of ways this is a test for next year, unfortunately, I'm not sure we'll have much time to recover if you don't do well. So, please, take care of yourself. I love you.

Your D.