Mrtenant
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they sing at my house, but only when I walk through the door, must be my holy than thou aura?
Dear X
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they sing at my house, but only when I walk through the door, must be my holy than thou aura?
BuckyDuckman
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Dear Car Dealership:
Here's why I didn't do the financing through you and why you didn't get a trade-in: because right now - you have a car sitting on your lot with my name all over it, paperwork filled out, even the temporary tag sitting in the rear window. And yet... it's still sitting there after I refused delivery and drove home in my current vehicle. I have a check sitting in a folder on my desk with your name on it, for the full amount of the vehicle - and I'll happily give it to you and accept delivery of the car I ordered when you show me a working navigation system and working satellite radio. The car's not a lemon, you just didn't put all the parts on that were promised.
How much longer do you want to wait until I hand you that check over? I find it amazing that you would let a full 24 hours pass without giving me an update. You do realize there are people who sell cars, too, right?
me.
Here's why I didn't do the financing through you and why you didn't get a trade-in: because right now - you have a car sitting on your lot with my name all over it, paperwork filled out, even the temporary tag sitting in the rear window. And yet... it's still sitting there after I refused delivery and drove home in my current vehicle. I have a check sitting in a folder on my desk with your name on it, for the full amount of the vehicle - and I'll happily give it to you and accept delivery of the car I ordered when you show me a working navigation system and working satellite radio. The car's not a lemon, you just didn't put all the parts on that were promised.
How much longer do you want to wait until I hand you that check over? I find it amazing that you would let a full 24 hours pass without giving me an update. You do realize there are people who sell cars, too, right?
me.
littlelovedove
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Dear Co-workers,
Next time you want to throw me under the bus, be warned. You'all are on notice! I am watching and listening to everything that is said and done.
AND
Dear Co-director,
Next time you hear something that I supposedly said, ask me first. You might actually get the real story!
Signed,
Pissed but laying in wait.
Next time you want to throw me under the bus, be warned. You'all are on notice! I am watching and listening to everything that is said and done.
AND
Dear Co-director,
Next time you hear something that I supposedly said, ask me first. You might actually get the real story!
Signed,
Pissed but laying in wait.
Spicy Southern Belle
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Dear friend of my new neighbors,
You are far too yummy. Especially when you give that big smile and seem so happy to see me. I sincerely hope you are staying around for a while. I will definitely enjoy the eye candy.
Me
You are far too yummy. Especially when you give that big smile and seem so happy to see me. I sincerely hope you are staying around for a while. I will definitely enjoy the eye candy.
Me
RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear X,
I'm not sure what to think anymore. Your way of dealing with things is gut wrenching. I can feel this chasm between us growing wider and wider. It's by your hand that it grows, not by mine. Yet, I think in your mind you see me as still being there to close the gap when you are ready for it to be closed. I have to tell you --- it's not going to close. Your treatment of me has shown that you have succeeded in what you wanted to do. Your callousness and dismissal of me is hard to accept, but I do.
Now and I want you to realize that from this point on, we are what you seem to be happy with, the two proverbial ships passing in the night. My heart is now well protected from you and when we talk it will be as if you are a stranger and I need to shield myself from the pain you'll bring me.
You win but in the end you lose too,
Me
I'm not sure what to think anymore. Your way of dealing with things is gut wrenching. I can feel this chasm between us growing wider and wider. It's by your hand that it grows, not by mine. Yet, I think in your mind you see me as still being there to close the gap when you are ready for it to be closed. I have to tell you --- it's not going to close. Your treatment of me has shown that you have succeeded in what you wanted to do. Your callousness and dismissal of me is hard to accept, but I do.
Now and I want you to realize that from this point on, we are what you seem to be happy with, the two proverbial ships passing in the night. My heart is now well protected from you and when we talk it will be as if you are a stranger and I need to shield myself from the pain you'll bring me.
You win but in the end you lose too,
Me
kendra1980
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they sing at my house, but only when I walk through the door, must be my holy than thou aura?
Well that would depend on the song, wouldn't it? LOL
lionguy1975
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Dear X,
Sometimes I just don't understand. Best wishes.
Me
Sometimes I just don't understand. Best wishes.
Me
TexasWife25
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Dear me,
Curiosity killed the cat.
Keep that in mind.
- you
Curiosity killed the cat.
Keep that in mind.
- you
Miles Long
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kendra1980
book writing :)
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Dear People Who Bought So Much for More Than I was Asking For Last Night,
We love you
N and K
We love you
N and K
kendra1980
book writing :)
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Dear Square Jawed She-Bitch,
You are a stalker. A creepy, smarmy, stalker. Bring it sister. The authorities have been notified. Yep, they have.
You may think you can hunt us down, threaten it and even think you can carry it off, and maybe you can, you nut job, but the truth of the matter is this...YOU ARE SO FUCKING DONE.
Death throes are ugly, when you have them, uglier still.
Can't wait to have a head on with you...bring it.
You are a stalker. A creepy, smarmy, stalker. Bring it sister. The authorities have been notified. Yep, they have.
You may think you can hunt us down, threaten it and even think you can carry it off, and maybe you can, you nut job, but the truth of the matter is this...YOU ARE SO FUCKING DONE.
Death throes are ugly, when you have them, uglier still.
Can't wait to have a head on with you...bring it.
Azuldrgon
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Dear You Know Who:
I am so glad you decided that you estranged husband is worth it. Especially after you made me spend an extra $400 so your grand daughter could come see you only to find out you are moving farther away three weeks before we're coming to visit. Way to go.....
...hope you're not too curious why I'm not calling til after the trip next month.
Pissed off son.
I am so glad you decided that you estranged husband is worth it. Especially after you made me spend an extra $400 so your grand daughter could come see you only to find out you are moving farther away three weeks before we're coming to visit. Way to go.....
...hope you're not too curious why I'm not calling til after the trip next month.
Pissed off son.
someoneyouknow
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Dear Clausewitz,
I realize you've been dead for some time, 180+ years to be exact, but holy hell man, couldn't you have found a better, more understandable, more clear and concise way of writing to get your point across?
Reading an abridged version of your four volume treatise is almost the very definition of mindnumbing. Trying to find the jewels of your thoughts amongst the semi-diatribes is like, well, trying to find a diamond amongst the tons of castoff tailings.
I can see why at least one of your superiors said you were a great theorist but would make a poor commander. By the time you would get your point across to your subordinates, the battle would be over.
With all due respect,
One who is interested in your thoughts, not how many words you can use
I realize you've been dead for some time, 180+ years to be exact, but holy hell man, couldn't you have found a better, more understandable, more clear and concise way of writing to get your point across?
Reading an abridged version of your four volume treatise is almost the very definition of mindnumbing. Trying to find the jewels of your thoughts amongst the semi-diatribes is like, well, trying to find a diamond amongst the tons of castoff tailings.
I can see why at least one of your superiors said you were a great theorist but would make a poor commander. By the time you would get your point across to your subordinates, the battle would be over.
With all due respect,
One who is interested in your thoughts, not how many words you can use
Dear X,
I've put you on ignore. I think you don't get it. Some people can get away with just showing off their bod, and everyone suddenly oohing and ahhing. Other people had better have some personality or game. I'm afraid you've got none of the above. I wish I was the kind of guy that when someone asked "you like?" I'd just say, "not really." So, if you see this, you might up your chat personality for next time.
NNT
I've put you on ignore. I think you don't get it. Some people can get away with just showing off their bod, and everyone suddenly oohing and ahhing. Other people had better have some personality or game. I'm afraid you've got none of the above. I wish I was the kind of guy that when someone asked "you like?" I'd just say, "not really." So, if you see this, you might up your chat personality for next time.
NNT
missgiter
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Dear Asshole who rear-ended me today ,
Hi, you stupid bitch. You totally made my day by smashing into the back of my car at the stop-light today. You managed to give me a massive headache and set a nice seat-belt bruise over my 6 year old son. Then to top it off? You drove away and I didn't get your license plate. Let's hope we don't 'run into each other' again, because if that were so to happen, I'd have to give you matching injuries, just so that things are even.
-Sincerely, One pissed off sore bitch.
Hi, you stupid bitch. You totally made my day by smashing into the back of my car at the stop-light today. You managed to give me a massive headache and set a nice seat-belt bruise over my 6 year old son. Then to top it off? You drove away and I didn't get your license plate. Let's hope we don't 'run into each other' again, because if that were so to happen, I'd have to give you matching injuries, just so that things are even.
-Sincerely, One pissed off sore bitch.
EbersMoll
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Dear person struggling with, 'On War',
I think the problem is the translation, not the original text. Have you tried the translation by Matthijs Jolles, Random House, 1943?
I found it easier than than the Howard and Paret abridged version.
Just a suggestion
EM
I think the problem is the translation, not the original text. Have you tried the translation by Matthijs Jolles, Random House, 1943?
I found it easier than than the Howard and Paret abridged version.
Just a suggestion
EM
newbiebabe
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Dear X,
You're a nob!
Sigh,
Tired of it
You're a nob!
Sigh,
Tired of it
flirtygirly
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dear x,
i did u a favor yesterday, you were privileged to be in her presence. the fact that you called me names in front of her in the hospital room, where your mother lies dying, shows your total douche-ness. your rant later only showed that you have not changed and are beyond selfish. you haven't stopped making false promises and empty threats. i've been way too nice. i will now be going the legal route. screw you.
i did u a favor yesterday, you were privileged to be in her presence. the fact that you called me names in front of her in the hospital room, where your mother lies dying, shows your total douche-ness. your rant later only showed that you have not changed and are beyond selfish. you haven't stopped making false promises and empty threats. i've been way too nice. i will now be going the legal route. screw you.
Dear X,
I hope you realize how much it's hurting your kids to drive off one of your only two grandsons, as well as putting a whole lot of strain on the family just because I'm not exactly the same type of country boy you are. Thanks for making the last 10 years a living hell
Your unnoticed grandson
I hope you realize how much it's hurting your kids to drive off one of your only two grandsons, as well as putting a whole lot of strain on the family just because I'm not exactly the same type of country boy you are. Thanks for making the last 10 years a living hell
Your unnoticed grandson
SweetlyJanee
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Dear X,
Drunk-calling me on my first night back in town and when I was actually able to sleep...so not cool.
We need to re-establish some boundaries.
Your not-so-friendly-now X
Drunk-calling me on my first night back in town and when I was actually able to sleep...so not cool.
We need to re-establish some boundaries.
Your not-so-friendly-now X
kendra1980
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Dear Guy At Work,
You are awesome. I've told you that before but the more I get to know you the more I KNOW it to be fact.
I'm so glad you are my friend.
K
Dear Woman in my Family,
We are having the venue very far from home for two reasons...one of them is so that you will not attend.
Yep, it is true.
K
Dear Jeweler,
I hope it is as you say it is, and not just some jargon you give to every couple getting their rings. We'll see.
K
You are awesome. I've told you that before but the more I get to know you the more I KNOW it to be fact.
I'm so glad you are my friend.
K
Dear Woman in my Family,
We are having the venue very far from home for two reasons...one of them is so that you will not attend.
Yep, it is true.
K
Dear Jeweler,
I hope it is as you say it is, and not just some jargon you give to every couple getting their rings. We'll see.
K
Sensualdreamer
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Dear asshole POS former brother in law:
Today is your son's birthday. Today I tried calling him only to discover that his calls are all being forwarded to voicemail. I then tried sending him a text message only to find out you've taken the liberty to restrict text messages. Then I tried messaging my niece hoping that she could pass along the message...same problem Just b/c you hate your ex-wife is no reason for you to be mean to your son and refuse to let him have his cellphone!
You're one fucked up excuse for a father. You want to force your son to "bond" w/ you - well let me put it this way jackass it won't happen! Your son (and your daughter) are able to see you for the worthless POS you are. They see how you treat your ex-wife, and they're aware of the times you hit your older son and your girlfriend.
They're aware that you "lost" your job so you don't have to pay child support
They're aware that while you didn't pay child support you bought a boat
They're aware that everything that you've been court ordered to do you don't do!
The pathetic part in all this is the court system! You've been found in contempt of court THREE times, and yet you're not in jail. Would it really make a difference in your life if you were to go to jail? I highly doubt it...unless it caused your asshole to become proportionately large enough to equate to the asshole you really are
Today is your son's birthday. Today I tried calling him only to discover that his calls are all being forwarded to voicemail. I then tried sending him a text message only to find out you've taken the liberty to restrict text messages. Then I tried messaging my niece hoping that she could pass along the message...same problem
Just b/c you hate your ex-wife is no reason for you to be mean to your son and refuse to let him have his cellphone!You're one fucked up excuse for a father. You want to force your son to "bond" w/ you - well let me put it this way jackass it won't happen! Your son (and your daughter) are able to see you for the worthless POS you are. They see how you treat your ex-wife, and they're aware of the times you hit your older son and your girlfriend.
They're aware that you "lost" your job so you don't have to pay child support
They're aware that while you didn't pay child support you bought a boat
They're aware that everything that you've been court ordered to do you don't do!
The pathetic part in all this is the court system! You've been found in contempt of court THREE times, and yet you're not in jail. Would it really make a difference in your life if you were to go to jail? I highly doubt it...unless it caused your asshole to become proportionately large enough to equate to the asshole you really are
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