Dear X

[WolfsButterfly]

Dear Co-worker of mine,

I really don't want you to go with us on Monday. I don't know how I managed to invite you and now I can't figure out how the fuck to un-invite you. You drive me fucking batty at work and my kids don't really want you along either. I'm not one to be mean so I can't just say 'no you can't come' but I really hope you end up not being able to come.

Your stupid salad lady with the big mouth.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear She-Bitch,

I wish you would see the doctor. Your mood swings are epic and frightening. To threaten two people you can no longer hurt, is stupid. So stupid and crazy.

Yeah...that's you.

 

[NickNTime]

You who arrived late and left early,

I know that it didn't go as expected. Next time, just pass and let's not waste each others time.

Signed, Don't need you that much

 

[moonflasher]

Dear X


If your still looking for those missing items.....might want to check the bottom of the lake....which lake you ask ....hmmmm.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Friend,

Safe travels. I see you are going after more of what makes you happiest. I think you actually love those trips even if they have been rife with aggravation.

I wish you luck, I wish you joy, but most of all I wish you love.

K

 

[navytime09]

Dear music, Tomorrow show me something I love.

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Dear baby,

I'm sure you are just as anxious to be out of me as I am to have you out, but that doesn't mean you have to try to make your way THROUGH my belly. Just calm down and take it easy in there. You still have a few more weeks to bake so just be patient.

Love,
The person having flashes of Alien go through her brain

 

[poisonplum]

Dear X,
What a dildo!! And no, I don't mean the good kind that brings women pleasure.

Signed,
Rolling My Eyes

 

[o_so_wet]

Dear Ex.

Seriously ? Fuck you. How about you make YOURSELF available to ME instead of the other way around ??? Huh..why not ??? It sounds like an excellent idea from where I'm sitting. Don't fucking complain about my internet connection you ass wipe. If you wanted to talk to me...you'd make the effort instead of expecting me to do it and complaining that I'm not online when you try to contact me.

Watch it cuz my crush is starting to dissipate.

Seriously the best fucking thing you ever had.
A.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Dude,

You know what, your bible-thumpin' holier than thou believin' passive agressive self and I are done. You dragged your feet, gave me shit, couldn't commit and you tell me you want to help people. Um...no...that's not how you help people.

Fuck you.

Oh. I've found someone new. He's local. He's good. I have a man-crush on him already.

Thank you!

 

[kideh]

Dear Rum,

I'm sorry i drank so, so much of you last night.

I hope you had as much fun as i did.

Signed,

Your 'still slightly inebriated' friend.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear lady from the other night,

Look, I'm okay if you're not feeling it. It is what it is. I've been out with people and not felt it either (you sure didn't ACT like you weren't feeling it, but whatever). It happens. And in THAT aspect I'm not mad. Sad, sure, but there are other girls out there that would love a shot with a guy like me and one day I will meet them, so it's okay. You're a little bit country, I'm a little bit rock and roll. Believe me, I can dig that.

But to break it off via text and run is just a pretty awful thing to do. THAT is the part that hurts. Especially after two weeks of build up via phone calls, texts, messages, pics, etc. I'm not even worth a phone call? You texted me your "I'm just not that into you" quicky speech and I texted you back to essentially say "No hard feelings" and you ignored it. Why would it be hard to reciprocate THAT sentiment? We could have talked about it and had a clean break and maybe even ended as friends. I really felt that we connected at least on SOME level. But to text and run off was actually pretty cruel and tacky.

The sad thing is that ultimately you've served no other purpose in my life (at least at this point) then to remind me to keep my guard up. I was never expecting the sun and the moon from you but I was hoping you'd at least be more then THAT.

I meant it when I said we can still be friends. But that's on you.

Best of luck to you. I'll be moving on now.

Chris

 

[perkyT]

Dude, that was her bad.

Texting was not the way to go...one of texting's many flaws.

Chin up, she'll appear when you least expect it.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dude, that was her bad.

Texting was not the way to go...one of texting's many flaws.

Chin up, she'll appear when you least expect it.

Awwww thanks. This may sound egocentric but there are times I want to say "Ladies, what is wrong with you?? I'm AWESOME! How am I not a huge catch??"

 

[Freckleface]

NRJ, I'm so sorry. That sucks.

 

[perkyT]

Awwww thanks. This may sound egocentric but there are times I want to say "Ladies, what is wrong with you?? I'm AWESOME! How am I not a huge catch??"

Nah, as long as you're not cocky about it. Just the right amount of self-confidence is verrrry sexy.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

NRJ, I'm so sorry. That sucks.

Thanks hun, and yes it does. BOOOOOOO

aw well. Onto the next disappointment!

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Thanks hun, and yes it does. BOOOOOOO

aw well. Onto the next disappointment!

Dear NRJ you seem like a really nice guy, she took the easy way out, guys do it all the time.........Dating is not easy......I wish for you to meet your dream girl the next time you walk out your door.......Good luck...

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Thanks hun, and yes it does. BOOOOOOO

aw well. Onto the next disappointment!

BIG HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[raiguy]

Dear X,
Thanks for all the shit you dumped and then walked away...glad to see after school was out I didn't mean shit. Fuck off from now on and don't ask for my help
Sincerely,
Someone who is tired of your shit

 

[cf23430]

Dear Ex.

Seriously ? Fuck you. How about you make YOURSELF available to ME instead of the other way around ??? Huh..why not ??? It sounds like an excellent idea from where I'm sitting. Don't fucking complain about my internet connection you ass wipe. If you wanted to talk to me...you'd make the effort instead of expecting me to do it and complaining that I'm not online when you try to contact me.

Watch it cuz my crush is starting to dissipate.

Seriously the best fucking thing you ever had.
A.

Dear A

Sorry for your pain. Hang in there. There are many other fish in the sea.

C

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear NRJ you seem like a really nice guy, she took the easy way out, guys do it all the time.........Dating is not easy......I wish for you to meet your dream girl the next time you walk out your door.......Good luck...

Well, that's very sweet, thank you. Say, you're in H-town. You know anybody? lol

BIG HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwww thanks, baby

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Nah, as long as you're not cocky about it. Just the right amount of self-confidence is verrrry sexy.

Oh yeah, I have loads of that. You know, when I don't completely suck.

 

[whynotjustsayit]

Dear X,

I know what you're dooooooooooooooooing.

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!

*sticks out tongue*

Tsk, tsk, tsk.


Mockingly,
Laughing At You, Not With You

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Well, that's very sweet, thank you. Say, you're in H-town. You know anybody? lol



Awwww thanks, baby

I am not in Houston, I am in the DFW area.....