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Dear D,

The summer is drawing to a close and frankly you have made some wonderful progress. I know that you are working on your health and such. At the end of this week you will head off for the great adventure of life. I tell you this every chance I get but I love you, and always will. No matter what.
Try loving yourself that much. Try giving yourself a break. You don't have to be "perfect" to be a perfect you. Things don't always go according to your plan, and honestly, that's OK. But you need to learn to roll with it. You need to learn that if you get lost, you'll get found. That if you mess up, you'll recover. Somehow we didn't instill that in you. Somehow, I messed that up. But now, that's your job. I'll always be here for you though.

Love D

PS and the whole car thing. Um...yeah, you're on your on that from now on...:rolleyes:

This is awesome!
 
Dear C Corp,

You are who I work for. Oppurtunties presented themselves for the best time possible, when I needed it most. However, now over six months and one pay raise later you lose employees like flies drop from the air. My entire team pretty much left leaving me, our super, and five others. We numbered 21 at one time!!!!!! You constantly change your policies, and add to a truely stressful stress enviroment! I have enough paid time off to take a day or two, but I am denied for the month!!!!

Your attendance policy is pure shit, I had perfect attendance for the second quarter. I am never calling off, I have never done so. Most people have over 10 attendance points out of the alotted 12!!!! I have .25 of a point from CLOCKING IN A MINUTE LATE!!!so thats my .25 of over six months, compared to 10 of some people who have worked there maybe three!!! So my next quarter perfect attendance, is fucking wrecked from fucking DECIMAL of a point!!!!

We have lost our best people, think about it.


Pissed off, angry employee L
 
Dear Ex,

Why you would think to call me at 3am to bitch about your gf's stupidity is beyond me. Scaring the shit out of me calling so late is not cool, making me think something is wrong with my babies, only to discover that you are being your typical drama queen self and that your gf is apparently a bit of a twit, ugh. You are an EX for a reason and I am not Ann Landers ya know?

Your Irritated EX-Wife
 
Dear Maybe-Stray-Kitty-Outside-My-Apartment,

I've seen you twice now, and you're stealing my heart. The first time I saw you, you looked at me, strolled right up, and said hello. We hung out until my cab arrived and then parted ways. Then I saw you once again last night. I didn't see you until you ninja-kitty jumped right out in front of me and said hello. You crawled up onto my lap and snuggled with me until my cab arrived.

I wish you could tell me if you have a home. You have no collar, but you look well-fed, yet a little dirty. If you don't have a home already, you could have one with me and my kitty. I don't want to abduct someone's kitty if you have a home, but you can't be more than six months old and that's bit young to be wandering the streets alone at night- especially in my neighbourhood.

Signed,

Willing Kitty Foster Mom :cattail:
 
Dear Maybe-Stray-Kitty-Outside-My-Apartment,

I've seen you twice now, and you're stealing my heart. The first time I saw you, you looked at me, strolled right up, and said hello. We hung out until my cab arrived and then parted ways. Then I saw you once again last night. I didn't see you until you ninja-kitty jumped right out in front of me and said hello. You crawled up onto my lap and snuggled with me until my cab arrived.

I wish you could tell me if you have a home. You have no collar, but you look well-fed, yet a little dirty. If you don't have a home already, you could have one with me and my kitty. I don't want to abduct someone's kitty if you have a home, but you can't be more than six months old and that's bit young to be wandering the streets alone at night- especially in my neighbourhood.

Signed,

Willing Kitty Foster Mom :cattail:

You might find this article from NPR interesting - http://www.npr.org/2012/08/10/158589981/kitty-cam-reveals-the-secret-life-of-roaming-cats - Might be a stray.... might not...
 
Dear Coworkers,

Stop scheduling early meetings. I need my beauty sleep.

Kisses,
Miles
 
Dear Maybe-Stray-Kitty-Outside-My-Apartment,

I've seen you twice now, and you're stealing my heart. The first time I saw you, you looked at me, strolled right up, and said hello. We hung out until my cab arrived and then parted ways. Then I saw you once again last night. I didn't see you until you ninja-kitty jumped right out in front of me and said hello. You crawled up onto my lap and snuggled with me until my cab arrived.

I wish you could tell me if you have a home. You have no collar, but you look well-fed, yet a little dirty. If you don't have a home already, you could have one with me and my kitty. I don't want to abduct someone's kitty if you have a home, but you can't be more than six months old and that's bit young to be wandering the streets alone at night- especially in my neighbourhood.

Signed,

Willing Kitty Foster Mom :cattail:

You are so cool and I don't even like cats. :rose::rose::rose:
 
Dear Gluten Free Products,

I don't care how much you are touted, I've yet to meet one of you that could compare to that demon wheat.
 
You might find this article from NPR interesting - http://www.npr.org/2012/08/10/158589981/kitty-cam-reveals-the-secret-life-of-roaming-cats - Might be a stray.... might not...
That was great! Thanks Bucky :D I had read before about not necessarily feeding cats you see out-and-about because they may have families who are already feeding them- and they certainly shouldn't be overfed! I do, however, have a bag of kitty treats in my work bag now so I can make friends with him/her should we meet again :D

You are so cool and I don't even like cats. :rose::rose::rose:
Aww, thanks Fishy! I like that you went with "cool" and not "crazy" :D :kiss::kiss:
 
Dear Best Dad Ever,

Thank you for coming to visit me. It was wonderful to see and spend time with you.

Unfortunately I have learned my lesson and will not have you stay for three weeks at a time in the future. The sanity I had prior to your visit is now but a memory and my last nerve left last week. Hopefully I will find both now that you have returned home and become "me" once again.

Love,

"Having Bittersweet Memories Of You" Little Girl :kiss:
 
Dear Sideshow Bob,

Bart has lived long enough. Pull his murder off already!

Sincerely,
Bored of Bart
 
Dear crazy crackpot fundamentalist fearmongering alternative medicine-

Don't get me wrong, I know the medical establishment has a long way to go. But when you take a woman who has been told she has VERY EARLY, VERY TREATABLE cancer, and frighten her by showering her with propaganda about the evils of traditional medicine until she treats only with juice fasting, vitamins and coffee enimas, you are NOT HELPING. You have KILLED her! She's in pain, dying slowly, and miserably, and is still trying to brainwash others. Begging them not to blame the diet, that it's her fault for not following your ridiculous program strictly enough! It is sad, it is criminal, and I hope you all BURN IN HELL. :mad::mad::mad:

Signed,
Furious!
 
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Dear women craving cock on lit,

Stop it because we know most of you already have one. If you don't then just make a thread saying I want cock. You won't have to worry about craving cock ever again.

Signed,

I have a cock
 
Dear Smiley,

No I just looked down and then sifted through the hair.

Signed,

Need to hit up a pube barber
 
Dear need to hit up a pube barber

Get your garden in order!!

Signed

Not so smiley Litster :D
 
Dear Frown clown,

It is in order. I think the prairie dog peeking through the hedges look is adorable.

Signed,

Just want a trim
 
Dear Lady in the fast lane today...

Five miles over the speed limit does not mean you should be in the fast lane. Did you not notice the line of traffic behind you and every other lane passing ours?? That should have been a hint - move the hell over!

Signed,
Glad Kids weren't in the car
 
Dear worried

I would never point and laugh at you :D Laugh yes point nope :p

Signed

Smiley Girl Litster
 
Dear Z,

You died entirely to soon. The world hasdesperately needed, but has sorely missed, your wit and genius, even if you were a complete asshole as a co-worker and boss.

RIP.
 
Dear Z,

You died entirely to soon. The world hasdesperately needed, but has sorely missed, your wit and genius, even if you were a complete asshole as a co-worker and boss.

RIP.

Sorry for your loss.
 
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