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Sorry about the mix-up with gender. Hopefully it gets resolved though.
Its not like its easy to tell under the blubber, anyways.

She's going halfway across the country in the fall. At that time, I will not give a flying fuck if she decides to dye herself blue and board the plane starkers. So long as they let her on.
 
Its not like its easy to tell under the blubber, anyways.

She's going halfway across the country in the fall. At that time, I will not give a flying fuck if she decides to dye herself blue and board the plane starkers. So long as they let her on.
I see. Then I hope it works out the way you want it to that will make you most happy :) I'm off though, and hope you have a wonderful time :) It was nice to finally talk to you, by the way!
 
Dear Beautiful co-worker

You are so amazing. I do not ever mix business and pleasure, but you are a gem. You love the same music I do, and sing constantly with me and also bullshit. You are going to marry some sailor fucktard. I understand you in so many ways, and I also probably get why the rain turns you on. It sucks your bf gets those benefits. I think we would work out better than that sailor fuck. You are absolutely beautiful, and your baby blue eyes clutch my heart. You enjoy our conversations, I do not think you will meet another like me who shares pretty much alot thT you do.

Alas, your girlfriends are like cock blocking border patrol. Fucking animals honestly.

L

L

I think you should tell her this before she marries him. You may be happily surprised.:)

L
 
Dear L

I agree with Lilly, TELL her! Don't spend life with regrets wondering what could have happened if only she knew.

T
 
Dear Barbie Clique at Work,

We see you. Two Barbies and a wannabe.

Yep, we see you. What's that? Oh, yes...we still see you. *affirmation seeking morons*

Very glad NOT to be part of your particular group, how you treat some of our other coworkers makes my heart sad and makes me want to slap that smirk off your face. SHE IS HUMAN TOO. Weird human, granted, but HUMAN.

Treat her with respect, and shame on the three of you, one of you old enough to know better.
 
Dear Beautiful co-worker

You are so amazing. I do not ever mix business and pleasure, but you are a gem. You love the same music I do, and sing constantly with me and also bullshit. You are going to marry some sailor fucktard. I understand you in so many ways, and I also probably get why the rain turns you on. It sucks your bf gets those benefits. I think we would work out better than that sailor fuck. You are absolutely beautiful, and your baby blue eyes clutch my heart. You enjoy our conversations, I do not think you will meet another like me who shares pretty much alot thT you do.

Alas, your girlfriends are like cock blocking border patrol. Fucking animals honestly.

L

L

I agree with the other lovely ladies....tell her. :)

A once wayyyyy too young bride
 
Dear once wayyyyy too young bride,

Wayyyy long time, no see.

Almost-dole-queued chauffeur. :)

PS: I'm with you and Kendra on the Barbie thing. :mad:
 
Dear once wayyyyy too young bride,

Wayyyy long time, no see.

Almost-dole-queued chauffeur. :)

PS: I'm with you and Kendra on the Barbie thing. :mad:

It hurts me to see. I feel so bad for this other woman, and don't like her a bit...if that makes sense. The way they treat her is so harsh and ugly. She is thinking of leaving because of it.

Why are people like that?
 
Dear Almost-dole-queued chauffeur,

It's good to see you too. :) I've been delightfully busy lately.
Keep the engine warm I may need a quick get away one day. ;)

Absentee litster :)
 
It hurts me to see. I feel so bad for this other woman, and don't like her a bit...if that makes sense. The way they treat her is so harsh and ugly. She is thinking of leaving because of it.

Why are people like that?

I've been on the 'victim' end of that and know how it feels. I go out of my way now when I can to intervene in situations like that. Calling it and helping out those who are hurt by it.

Why are people like that? Some people get off on the cruelty and power trip. Others cover their own insecurities by belittling others. Some are just self-centred and completely oblivious. But I can't think of any good reasons. :mad:
 
*runs to the garage*

Dear absentee litster,

Firin' her up now, boss.

Suddenly re-employed litster.

:)
 
Dearest Lexie,

So sorry for being a neglectful wife. ;)

Slacker wife

P.S. it's good to see you too. :)
 
Dearest Slacker Wife,

No worries. I'm sure you'll find a way to make it up to me (and Molly). :devil:

Gonna Get Fat Off The Baking Wife :)
 
Dear Big Papa Litster,

We're all for Big Love, but you might want to check with our hubs, Slinger, first.

Signed,
Slinger's Wife One of Three
 
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Dear Kick Ass Wife


Last night a woman offered to boink you, and you were all over it.

Today, some strange wang tried to find its way in and you put him on notice.. I LOVE your way of thinkin.

Headin Out With Achy Albeit Smooth Orbs :kiss::heart:
 
Dear Career

Oh so may twists in your road, a journey once full of potential had dwindled to a a glass half-empty.

Could you be a sweety and find your way home to me again?

Kthanxby
 
Oh so may twists in your road, a journey once full of potential had dwindled to a a glass half-empty.

Could you be a sweety and find your way home to me again?

Kthanxby

Hey JAG - Don't stress! Things will turn around and you'll be drinking from a full glass soon, you'll see:)
 
Dear Half-Assed Cold Virus,

Either show up, lay me out for 2 days and be done with it or go the f**k away!!

This half assed one day "sniffling/coughing" and one day "fine" is pissing me off.

Thank you, that is all.
 
Dear D,

The summer is drawing to a close and frankly you have made some wonderful progress. I know that you are working on your health and such. At the end of this week you will head off for the great adventure of life. I tell you this every chance I get but I love you, and always will. No matter what.
Try loving yourself that much. Try giving yourself a break. You don't have to be "perfect" to be a perfect you. Things don't always go according to your plan, and honestly, that's OK. But you need to learn to roll with it. You need to learn that if you get lost, you'll get found. That if you mess up, you'll recover. Somehow we didn't instill that in you. Somehow, I messed that up. But now, that's your job. I'll always be here for you though.

Love D

PS and the whole car thing. Um...yeah, you're on your on that from now on...:rolleyes:
 
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