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A guy wore jeans and boots to the gym? lol
Not a "workout gym"....more like a sports complex with multiple courts. He was there to watch a game, not play. It was very distracting.
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Not a "workout gym"....more like a sports complex with multiple courts. He was there to watch a game, not play. It was very distracting.
sunshinegirl05
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Not a "workout gym"....more like a sports complex with multiple courts. He was there to watch a game, not play. It was very distracting.
It's always good to have nice eye candy when working out. LOL glad you didn't get black eyes.
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PutMeInCoach12
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It's always good to have nice eye candy when working out. LOL glad you didn't get black eyes.
SO true.
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BradBigBrain
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Dear Timmy Ho coffee
I know you're rappin' 50 Cent every time I drink you down.
We got a love thing, boy, you try to leave me
But you need me, can't you see you're addicted to me
We got a love thing, I can take you higher, boy
Fuckin' with me, you can be all you can be
~ Addicted
I know you're rappin' 50 Cent every time I drink you down.
We got a love thing, boy, you try to leave me
But you need me, can't you see you're addicted to me
We got a love thing, I can take you higher, boy
Fuckin' with me, you can be all you can be
~ Addicted
kendra1980
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Dear Boss,
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for your understanding, and yes, your love. I've never had such an understanding, leads with the heart boss. It makes me want to do a better job for you. It makes me want to give you 100%.
You understand and don't press, you listen when that's needed, and all the while we work together to get it all done.
I'm a lucky girl
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for your understanding, and yes, your love. I've never had such an understanding, leads with the heart boss. It makes me want to do a better job for you. It makes me want to give you 100%.
You understand and don't press, you listen when that's needed, and all the while we work together to get it all done.
I'm a lucky girl
Dear AA,
It was fun. I wasn't really ready for it to be over, but we both know it was time to do it. We knew where the line was and we knew what crossing the line would have meant for both of us. The fact that I remained unspoken and yet confirmed just goes to show what an extraordinary connection we have.
It hurts knowing that your texts won't be there. I hate not dropping in at work to surprise you, and I can't stand that we won't ever be more in real life than random hookups.
But I won't forget the dream that was you for six months and how special I felt to be with you. Best wishes,
NT
It was fun. I wasn't really ready for it to be over, but we both know it was time to do it. We knew where the line was and we knew what crossing the line would have meant for both of us. The fact that I remained unspoken and yet confirmed just goes to show what an extraordinary connection we have.
It hurts knowing that your texts won't be there. I hate not dropping in at work to surprise you, and I can't stand that we won't ever be more in real life than random hookups.
But I won't forget the dream that was you for six months and how special I felt to be with you. Best wishes,
NT
RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear dog,
Yesterday, day one of house training --- A-. Today, sorry bud, you get an F. If it had been done on the wooden part of the floor, I may have given you a D, but poo on the carpet, not even worth a D-.
From me - patient, but not happy about it.
Yesterday, day one of house training --- A-. Today, sorry bud, you get an F. If it had been done on the wooden part of the floor, I may have given you a D, but poo on the carpet, not even worth a D-.
From me - patient, but not happy about it.
flirtygirly
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Dear You:
Thanks for shooting down my idea of a little vacation for me and my little one. Why does a beach vacation sound so strange or unsafe? Families go there all freeking summer long with babies to teens in tow. I want to create fun memories for her. I never had any family vacations growing up. Ya, it may just be she and I, but we are a damn cute little family! Does this mean you won't be going with us? I will pout and even cry if you don't, but I will be going somewhere instead of staying at home being pissed about hearing about everyone else's summertime fun. I don't wanna have to go without you, but I will.
Grrrr
Thanks for shooting down my idea of a little vacation for me and my little one. Why does a beach vacation sound so strange or unsafe? Families go there all freeking summer long with babies to teens in tow. I want to create fun memories for her. I never had any family vacations growing up. Ya, it may just be she and I, but we are a damn cute little family! Does this mean you won't be going with us? I will pout and even cry if you don't, but I will be going somewhere instead of staying at home being pissed about hearing about everyone else's summertime fun. I don't wanna have to go without you, but I will.
Grrrr
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PutMeInCoach12
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Dear under the weather,
I'm sorry you feel bad. Your health should be priority number 1. Of course I'm sad I won't get to see you but stuff happens....it's not your fault. I don't need anything to "make it up to me". Take care of yourself tonight.
Love,
Sleepy Girl
I'm sorry you feel bad. Your health should be priority number 1. Of course I'm sad I won't get to see you but stuff happens....it's not your fault. I don't need anything to "make it up to me". Take care of yourself tonight.
Love,
Sleepy Girl
availableslave2u
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dear cat,
don't be mad at me. i had to take you to the vet for your own good. your couldn't open your eye that well and kind of looked like you were drunk. now please cooperate with me tomorrow when i have to put drops and ointment in your eye. remember, no one likes a sick pussy.
signed,
concerned owner
don't be mad at me. i had to take you to the vet for your own good. your couldn't open your eye that well and kind of looked like you were drunk. now please cooperate with me tomorrow when i have to put drops and ointment in your eye. remember, no one likes a sick pussy.
signed,
concerned owner
Zoe_A_2222
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Dear X,
Please don't make shutdown mode appear...
Me
Please don't make shutdown mode appear...
Me
someoneyouknow
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*nods* My fuzzy had the same issue a few years back. Fortunately he hasn't had it since so I guess I'm lucky.
Just remember to put the ointment on the top of his eye because cats wash their faces from the top down and it will brush the stuff into and around its eye (sorry if you already knew this. It's a habit of mine to explain things).
IhateClowns
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Dear Little Debbie,
http://img1.imagehousing.com/95/86ae1bbd7e8d3794fbdaf86649701bb3.jpg
Thank you for not going belly up but instead still allowing to let my belly grow out.
Signed,
Fuck twinkies as long as I still have my oatmeal cream pies.
http://img1.imagehousing.com/95/86ae1bbd7e8d3794fbdaf86649701bb3.jpg
Thank you for not going belly up but instead still allowing to let my belly grow out.
Signed,
Fuck twinkies as long as I still have my oatmeal cream pies.
sunshinegirl05
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Dear X,
You know, I have been sitting here thinking.....wondering.....I have found your paycheck stubs from the beginning of Sept till now. Now, something that has crossed my mind periodically....just how much OT have you been working. I mean, I know you've gotten raises and stuff and that your gross pay will go up because of that.....but looking at your paycheck stubs...something is not adding up.
Unless you are getting paid separately for your OT, which I know is not the case...then I think you need to find a new lie to tell when you're gone for hours and hours on end.
All of that stress.....of me having to find people to watch our kids so I can go to school........for what? Oh well. You can laugh all you want now...you can think I'm an idiot. But it won't last for long.
Signed,
A more informed woman
ETA: Now I know why you're being such a dick about money too.
You know, I have been sitting here thinking.....wondering.....I have found your paycheck stubs from the beginning of Sept till now. Now, something that has crossed my mind periodically....just how much OT have you been working. I mean, I know you've gotten raises and stuff and that your gross pay will go up because of that.....but looking at your paycheck stubs...something is not adding up.
Unless you are getting paid separately for your OT, which I know is not the case...then I think you need to find a new lie to tell when you're gone for hours and hours on end.
All of that stress.....of me having to find people to watch our kids so I can go to school........for what? Oh well. You can laugh all you want now...you can think I'm an idiot. But it won't last for long.
Signed,
A more informed woman
ETA: Now I know why you're being such a dick about money too.
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Dear puppies,
Thanks for coming into our lives. Thanks for enlightening us on the "it's the owner not the breed" thing because we wouldn't have gotten one of you, much less two. You are sweet and kind and loyal and beautiful.
~ Owned by two pit bull mixes
Thanks for coming into our lives. Thanks for enlightening us on the "it's the owner not the breed" thing because we wouldn't have gotten one of you, much less two. You are sweet and kind and loyal and beautiful.
~ Owned by two pit bull mixes
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Dear X,
When will they learn? How can I help them to learn? Someone very close to me will likely be terminated from their job tomorrow for posting something derogatory on facebook about a co-worker. Because as "private" as their stuff is, one of their "friends" went to a superior. It was an impulsive thing to do.
I guess the answer to "when will they learn" is really, tomorrow morning at 10:30 during their "disciplinary meeting".
When will they learn? How can I help them to learn? Someone very close to me will likely be terminated from their job tomorrow for posting something derogatory on facebook about a co-worker. Because as "private" as their stuff is, one of their "friends" went to a superior. It was an impulsive thing to do.
I guess the answer to "when will they learn" is really, tomorrow morning at 10:30 during their "disciplinary meeting".
sunshinegirl05
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Dear X,
Since you think that Urban Meyer is such a god, then go fuck him. You can go fuck each other. I don't care. I don't give a damn about Urban Meyer. I really don't give a damn about how OSU is awesome. I don't care.
UGH. You are just full of stupid comments today. My level for BS is very low today.
Oh by the way....did I mention that you can go fuck yourself too, you self-righteous uninformed prig.
Signed,
Feels a little better now.
Fucker.
Since you think that Urban Meyer is such a god, then go fuck him. You can go fuck each other. I don't care. I don't give a damn about Urban Meyer. I really don't give a damn about how OSU is awesome. I don't care.
UGH. You are just full of stupid comments today. My level for BS is very low today.
Oh by the way....did I mention that you can go fuck yourself too, you self-righteous uninformed prig.
Signed,
Feels a little better now.
Fucker.
SweetMystery
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Dear Ex,
I know you like to alter reality...or create your own...even months later. But, c'mon...really? When I was 5 years old and I would lie about something, I thought that as long as I said the lie enough times, people would have to believe it was the truth. Again...I was five years old. It didn't work for me then and it certainly isn't going to work for you now.
Have you noticed how many times you tell me we didn't have a certain conversation? Or that you didn't agree to something? Or that I never said that to you? Or that you never would've said/done such a thing? Just because you say it doesn't make it true. I was there and I remember. I let you slide on the health insurance. By the time you told me about it...6 months later...it was too late to do anything anyway. I let the thing with the boat go. After all, you're paying for it, not me. But you did agree to pay half the attorney's fees. You did not want to hire your own and pay for it since everything was relatively uncontested. And now that everything is on the verge of being finalized, you say you never agreed to that. You not only agreed, YOU suggested it.
You can disagree all you want. You can try to push me around. You can talk as loudly as you can. But I'm not your doormat any longer. I will not step back and say, "Yes, dear" just to keep the peace. Those days are over. You can rant and rave and pretend I'm "crazy" but even those closest to the situation see you for what you really are...a great big bully. Well, you're not bullying me any more. So get out the checkbook, bubba...the bill is in the mail.
Signed,
Can't Wait Till the Ink is Dry
I know you like to alter reality...or create your own...even months later. But, c'mon...really? When I was 5 years old and I would lie about something, I thought that as long as I said the lie enough times, people would have to believe it was the truth. Again...I was five years old. It didn't work for me then and it certainly isn't going to work for you now.
Have you noticed how many times you tell me we didn't have a certain conversation? Or that you didn't agree to something? Or that I never said that to you? Or that you never would've said/done such a thing? Just because you say it doesn't make it true. I was there and I remember. I let you slide on the health insurance. By the time you told me about it...6 months later...it was too late to do anything anyway. I let the thing with the boat go. After all, you're paying for it, not me. But you did agree to pay half the attorney's fees. You did not want to hire your own and pay for it since everything was relatively uncontested. And now that everything is on the verge of being finalized, you say you never agreed to that. You not only agreed, YOU suggested it.
You can disagree all you want. You can try to push me around. You can talk as loudly as you can. But I'm not your doormat any longer. I will not step back and say, "Yes, dear" just to keep the peace. Those days are over. You can rant and rave and pretend I'm "crazy" but even those closest to the situation see you for what you really are...a great big bully. Well, you're not bullying me any more. So get out the checkbook, bubba...the bill is in the mail.
Signed,
Can't Wait Till the Ink is Dry
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Dear O,
I really thought we were friends. So I'm held in captivity in the middle east while you run my company and then I find out I'm being held in captivity in the middle east because of YOU. I mean, WTF? You really are a complete dick. I'm ashamed and disgusted by your actions.
I'm gonna go listen to some Black Sabbath and/or AC/DC. You can fuck right off, baby dick. After I get myself an America Cheeseburger.
love,
Iron Litster
I really thought we were friends. So I'm held in captivity in the middle east while you run my company and then I find out I'm being held in captivity in the middle east because of YOU. I mean, WTF? You really are a complete dick. I'm ashamed and disgusted by your actions.
I'm gonna go listen to some Black Sabbath and/or AC/DC. You can fuck right off, baby dick. After I get myself an America Cheeseburger.
love,
Iron Litster
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NorthRockJohnson
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Dear John Wilkes Booth litster,
Look, pal, I'm just trying to enjoy a show here at the theater and...oh shit.
love,
Abraham Lincoln Litster
Look, pal, I'm just trying to enjoy a show here at the theater and...oh shit.
love,
Abraham Lincoln Litster
Wings
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Dear Ex-whatever we were,
Can I clue you into my day? No? No, you're right, let's discuss how much your day off sucked, how much your week has sucked because you had to find some pumpkin pies to buy for your mom. But please, please come to my work, screaming at me because I refuse to take your calls, telling me how IMPORTANT you are and how I should be grateful that you want me so badly. Well guess what, buddy, I'm not grateful, I didn't ask you to want me and I certainly haven't courted your attention. I'm just over here living my life the best way I know how. Please stop, please just leave me the fuck alone.
Signed,
Somebody you used to know
Can I clue you into my day? No? No, you're right, let's discuss how much your day off sucked, how much your week has sucked because you had to find some pumpkin pies to buy for your mom. But please, please come to my work, screaming at me because I refuse to take your calls, telling me how IMPORTANT you are and how I should be grateful that you want me so badly. Well guess what, buddy, I'm not grateful, I didn't ask you to want me and I certainly haven't courted your attention. I'm just over here living my life the best way I know how. Please stop, please just leave me the fuck alone.
Signed,
Somebody you used to know
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Facebook is evil!
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