Dear X

[BiGuyMN]

Dear x finder....

Where's my bark ????

OSW

Dear Mid-term acer,
It is over there!

 

[o_so_wet]

Dear Mid-term acer,
It is over there!

Dear woofer....

yes, I saw that You'll be shocked at the additional caloric goodies I mentioned Want some ?

mid-term acer

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear Ex-whatever we were,

Can I clue you into my day? No? No, you're right, let's discuss how much your day off sucked, how much your week has sucked because you had to find some pumpkin pies to buy for your mom. But please, please come to my work, screaming at me because I refuse to take your calls, telling me how IMPORTANT you are and how I should be grateful that you want me so badly. Well guess what, buddy, I'm not grateful, I didn't ask you to want me and I certainly haven't courted your attention. I'm just over here living my life the best way I know how. Please stop, please just leave me the fuck alone.


Signed,
Somebody you used to know

Ouch, I'm sorry People can be sad fucking assholes. *hug*

 

[kendra1980]

t67gyubhjnm

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Me,

Me? Yes, you.

I know you aren't cooking today in any big fashion, so just get the fuck over yourself and enjoy your day. No cooking means no cleaning. And you'll get to do the turkey with all the trimmings tomorrow if you so choose.

Quit being a dickhead.

~ Me.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

dear cess pool pump driver
please get here fast!
thanks!

of course this type of crap only happens when guests are coming!

 

[kendra1980]

uhjkn.m,

 

[BradBigBrain]

If you are a dickhead, you are surely one good looking one. More men should be dickheads then

If you are Jones'ing to cook, I'll sit on the couch and let you do it here. See what a good friend I am. Giving up my opportunity to turn out a feast like that.

The things I'll do for friends

I'll be right there.

Thanks, Gorgeous.

 

[Jett_73]

Dear jusgoodcleanfun,

In light of said disaster, you may have to consider an interim tag change to 'jusbadfilthycrap'.

Jus' sayin'

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear neighbor,

Thanks for not noticing the two glass dildos on the kitchen counter.

~ me

 

[Edensgarden]

Dear Disgruntled Traveler,

Your silence speaks volumes.

Don't play games with me. I'll win.

Signed,

Sunny in FL

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear neighbor,

Thanks for not noticing the two glass dildos on the kitchen counter.

~ me

Dear Me....

I just snorted with laughter!

Giggly Litster

 

[papadoc19]

Dear Me....

I just snorted with laughter!

Giggly Litster

Dear Giggly Litster,

Do you want any pics from the Doak tomorrow?

Grumpy litster

 

[NymphMyosotis]

Dear Chocolate Lover,
I am surprised at this but I really do miss you already!
You were right.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Me....

I just snorted with laughter!

Giggly Litster

We finally put them away.

 

[Jett_73]

Dear neighbor,

Thanks for not noticing the two glass dildos on the kitchen counter.

~ me

Dear ~me,

What, they're not Modern Sculpture!?

Art Lover

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear ~me,

What, they're not Modern Sculpture!?

Art Lover

That they are!!

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear friend,

I wish I'd texted back sooner.

Hugs and kisses and never forgetting you (babe) xxxxx

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Dear Boss,

Great idea having the headhunter running 'blind' ads on Craigslist for managers you don't like. I so resent interrupting the phone call I was on with my brother to play damage control on my Thanksgiving day with the store manager who called to ask me, "I just want to know how you expect me to be motivated to go in and work eleven hours on Black Friday after finding an ad for my job on Craigslist." (Note: they were looking for a job for their brother, not for themselves.)

Smooth move, boss. Smooth move.

Signed,

Left picking up your pieces

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear MTV,

What happened to the music? Why glorify underage girls getting pregant? Real world and road rules have been played out since Puck. Rob Dierdrick just rips off Tosh.O. Just get back to playing fucing music videos. Shouldn't have to change my channel MTV14 to watch a music video. I sam unsure why you have the MTV music awards since you do not promote or play music.

signed,

I want my Vanilla Ice

 

[availableslave2u]

dear bastards,
you might think that you've gotten away with it, but i guarantee you, you'll have to answer to someone higher one day. you might also think you've beaten me down, but you haven't. i'm finding my way back. i learning to not live in constant fear. sure some things have changed, but that might not be a bad thing. thanks to you, i'll be more careful in the future.

oh, and one more thing...should i ever see you again somewhere, you are mine. i don't care what is done to me, i will hurt you big time.
you have been warned,
down but not out

 

[availableslave2u]

dear clowns,
this was left in my mailbox by mistake.......

click here

enjoy!

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear fuckers who robbed me,

I hope you die of ass cancer.

All the pictures I had of him before he passed away were on that phone and laptop.

Signed,

Crushed

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear fuckers who robbed me,

I hope you die of ass cancer.

All the pictures I had of him before he passed away were on that phone and laptop.

Signed,

Crushed

Dear Crushed...

I know it won't replace what you have lost but *Hugs*

Sad for you Litster

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear fuckers who robbed me,

I hope you die of ass cancer.

All the pictures I had of him before he passed away were on that phone and laptop.

Signed,

Crushed

I wish I had the words to make you feel better now...I am so sorry, and feel so heartbroken for you...I was robbed once too and I know how violated you can feel...It is so crushing to lose sentimental things...I am praying hard you will get either one back for your pics...God Bless you...


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