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Dear "Manrey",

You were hired by the cable/Internet company to do technical support and I was calling to confirm my suspicions about why my Internet speed was slow.
You offered to upgrade my speed to 100 MBPS. The way you SAID "MBPS" led me to believe you didn't know what you were talking about. I asked if that was "up or down" and you didn't know there WAS an up or down.

It was an entertaining 15 minutes.
Thanks for the info and support!

I second this one.
 
Dear God....

I'm trying my hardest....
Why does it hurt so much?

Dear Hurt one...I am so sorry...I am sending you a hug and I hope and pray you will feel better soon...I can so understand when it feels so blue ...

There is one thing I would like to share with you...By the Pastor Rick Warren..."The number one thing that God uses in your life, to shape you for your contribution is... painful experiences...God never wastes a hurt " ( we may waste it, but he never does)...

To me this a very powerful statement... God says, "That which hurts you, I want to take and use it for good"...I know we cannot always see the rainbow, but I always know the hurts and pains do subside and something much bigger than ourselves comes about...always...

I so believe this and I hope you can stay in faith...( hugs)...

From a caring bystander...
 
Dear poster above me,

You are such a beautiful woman inside and out. We don't know each other, but you are always so kind and caring to evenryone you post with. I strive to be more like you! Hugs!

Trying to be a better person
 
Dear ' My best friend in the whole world'

You may never get to read this, but i wanted you to know...

Your my bestfriend , my soulmate. You complete me . No matter what happens in our lives...that will never change.

One day, we will sing our 'duet' , i know we will.

Untill we meet in our usual place ( pot of tea and cream scones : )

Always Your
L
x
 
Dear SL,

The nice thing about monogamy, is that there is a convenient excuse not to open your heart to someone wonderful and beautiful like you.

I can't believe I'm dying inside right now because you are happy with someone else. My heart is such a fucking hypocrit. Love should make both of soar, not make me grind my teeth.

Fuck.

NT
 
Dear Jalapenos,

I canned the fuck out you today. You will be so yummy in a few weeks.

~ Me
 
Dearest Terry,

That call from the VA nearly gave me a heart attack. Take me off the fucking list!


Vi
 
Dear Ex,
You apparently still don't understand what Ex means! Buy your own freaking iron, do not call my children and ask if you can borrow ours. You have ruined enough things in our lives.
 
Dear Co-worker,

The task, should you agree to it, will involve inappropriate touching.

Just thought you should know....
 
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Dear Friend,

Stop being so jealous and insecure. Everyone that he talks to, that knows about you two, knows that he loves you. He is crazy about you.

You're going to ruin a good thing.

90% of what we talk about has to do with our lives. We talk about MY one. Your guy is a great guy....and you really need to trust him.

I love you...and don't want to see you hurt....esp if it's you that's caused it.

Me.
 
Dear crazy ass granny that lives w/ my spouse...

Yes I'm sure he "loves you". In fact he loves you SO much that's he's filed to get the divorce dismissed.
You somehow are blind to this fact. Common sense says if he loved you, and wanted to be w/ you that he would sign the documents to finalise the divorce, and not fight it.

Me.


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Dear jackass I'm divorcing

Do you realise how utterly stupid you are to try to get the divorce dismissed by telling your lawyer that I'm not a legal resident of the state I'm in?

My old drivers license from 2008-2012 (which I have) proves I'm a resident
My new drivers license for 2012-2016 proves I'm a resident
My 2012 W-2 that shows I worked in this state, and had state taxes w/held proves I'm a resident
My vehicle registration that shows I went in person to renew the registration proves I'm a resident...

Are you beginning to see how stupid you are, or do you need a judge to laugh your pathetic ass out of court?

I know you want to fight this divorce, but get your facts straight. It's not a matter of what you believe, it's what you can prove...and sweetheart you're only proving that you can't cope w/o me.

You lost the best you EVER had!

Me.
 
Dear, Lady that needs to talk 5 minutes EVERY SINGLE MORNING to her daughter while in the parent drop off lane.

ITS A DROP OFF LANE! Not a honey lets talk for 5 minutes before I go lane!

She is in high school, you've had at minimum 9 years to learn how to use the parent drop off lane! If you don't have it down yet, maybe you and your child should attend some special education classes! Have some respect for others and move to a parking lot if you have to speak to your child for 5 minutes every day. I'm not being an arse here, I'm merely stating that the world does not revolve around you! It is dangerous and difficult to attempt to drive around you, so please find another way to accomplish your task.

Signed,
Dad that needs to get to work on time.
 
Dear Crush,

Stop flirting with me like I'm one of the 6 HR girls you lunch with everyday.
Every time you grin while standing close to me, my heart does a little somersault and my breath hitches.
Stop asking people about me when I'm absent, it gives me false hope.


Dear Heart,

This silly infatuation is getting out of control.
You're only supposed to beat faster for the bf, but you don't anymore. Why?


- Lost
 
Dear weather forecasters,

For years I have put up some defense when your predictions haven't been on the mark. After all, with the billions of calculations needed to predict what things might be like in a few days, something is bound to go wrong once in a while.

However (you knew that was coming, didn't you?), your predictions for the weather in New York this past Saturday were so far off they might as well have been made last year. Every day during the week, including before I walked out the door on Friday, I checked to see what things were going to be like on Saturday and with a few minor corrections to temperature and humidity, your predictions were all "Partly cloudy with a 10-20% chance of rain".

What did we get? Clouds as far as the eye could see with the sun desperately trying to peek through, cool temperatures and, AND, it started rain. Not a heavy downpour but the light, miserable kind that seems like it's going to stop but never quite does.

Why you are given so much time during newscasts is beyond me because your recent record is approaching 30% of reasonable correctness. If I got 30% on a test, that would be abject failure.

Get the hint?

Ticked off at the ruined day
 
Dear friend,

You thought this guy was the one.....after one week...and sleeping with him twice. Sorry honey, he just wanted in your pants. You get mad anytime any of the women tell you this...and other things. But yet you keep talking about it. It's like you're trying to see if we'll change our thoughts.

News Flash....we're not. You have a son who you should be focusing on. He is getting so fucked up and starting to be even more disrespectful to others not just you. Nip it in the bud. You know what you have to do.....DO IT!

Guys will come later. The One, when you meet him, will be patient...want friendship...will treat you the way you should be treated. Not like the scum bag that you thought was the one.

Many people love you.....and want to see the best for you...but you need to start doing things on your own. You're 35 years old. Take the reins in hand and make things happen. You can do it.

This all is not new stuff that I haven't told you already. I love you....but hate to see you destroying yourself for someone who is not even worthy of the scum on the bottom of your shoes.

Love,

someone who knows you're hurting...but who is hoping that you'll get it and buck up.
 
An email ain't enough

And on the occasion of my 25th anniversary at work, I received a "thank you" email. Not a phone call. Not flowers or a card. I wasn't expecting a watch or a party.

I don't work for a big company. It's a smaller, family-owned business with multiple outlets scattered across 12 states.

Honesty, while I've had a vague sense of how long I've been doing this, I haven't tracked the precise anniversary as I would a loved one's birthday or my wedding anniversary.

I'm one of only two people who have managed to remain working for this family owned business for this long and unlike my contemporary, I've spent my 25 years as a manager or above.

I don't mean this to sound like sour grapes (I know, it does). But I'm going to leave these words for others: for big events, an email ain't enough. If they matter to you, do more than mention the occasion on Facebook (which didn't happen either). Pick up the damn phone. Send a card. Spend $50 and send them some flowers or SOMETHING. Otherwise, the unsigned email hurriedly tapped out and sent "from my iPhone" feels sort of lame.
 
Dear X,

That was quite nice, I hope we can do it again, soon.
Starting to have some ideas you might like.
 
Dear Graphics guys.........

If I get no Mucky Ducky this week before Friday; I will outsource the next graphics work I need......:):):)

Signed

Need My Fried Pickle Fix........
 
Dear My hot sexy man,

You invade my dreams when I close my eyes. All of those things you do to me in them makes me wish you were already here. Only a few more days.

Signed,

Your hot for you girl
 
Dear Girl who was braless at the store,

You said you forgot your money at home....I really wanted to say that you forgot your bra there too!!!!

But secretly, I thought your tits were hot. If you put a bag over your head, I would totally be able to play with them.

Signed,

Me
 
Dear Oklahomans,

I grew up in San Antonio Texas and moved here for my wife to be closer to her mother. I have never really liked Oklahoma all that much but have done my best to make it my home. I can honestly say I have NEVER seen a community, city, and state come together so quickly and with so much passion as we all have.

I know I am not the only one who lost a family member and friends that lost everything that they owned, but it is amazing to witness first hand how people have picked themselves up and started helping one another out. Yeah it is devastating, but the heroic and selfless acts of complete strangers, kids, and neighbors is what keeps us all pushing trough the debris and rubble.

I have been standing with you all side by side since these last rounds of thunderstorms past and I promise you all I will be there tomorrow as well. I want to thank my company for allowing me to take the rest of this week off with pay so I can help out family friends and strangers.

I can say honestly with my heart that I am now Oklahoma Proud.
 
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Dear Oklahomans,

I grew up in San Antonio Texas and moved here for my wife to be closer to her mother. I have never really liked Oklahoma all that much but have done my best to make it my home. I can honestly say I have NEVER seen a community, city, and state come together so quickly and with so much passion as we all have.

I know I am not the only one who lost a family member and friends that lost everything that they owned, but it is amazing to witness first hand how people have picked themselves up and started helping one another out. Yeah it is devastating, but the heroic and selfless acts of complete strangers, kids, and neighbors is what keeps us all pushing trough the debris and rubble.

I have been standing with you all side by side since these last rounds of thunderstorms past and I promise you all I will be there tomorrow as well. I want to thank my company for allowing me to take the rest of this week off with pay so I can help out family friends and strangers.

I can say honestly an with my heart that I am now Oklahoma Proud.

This is touching.
I am so sorry for your loss.
You will be in my prayers.
 
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