Dear X

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear body...and subsequently doctors

I'm tired of aching! Just when I think I'm starting to feel better you start acting up and it hurts even more! This is day 10 stop already huh?

Doctors...
Thank you for the prescription drugs they have an effect of making me cranky, sleepy, and emotional. I've visited the ER twice, and while I'm thankful that you don't think I'm imagining the pain I dislike that having a referral is not helping. I would appreciate if you would talk to each other so I can get this referral appointment booked ASAP!

 

[someoneyouknow]

Dear fellow employee,

Fear not for I will never again give you advice or offer advice on anything any more. The fact that you need to have your hand held and spoon fed every step in a process shows you have neither the ability or capability of deductive reasoning.

Your whining about not having time to read and adjust to instructions which aren't exactly and precisely laid out explains much.

Go about your business, I won't bother to try and help you ever again.

Done trying to bring you up to my level

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Lit,

Let me get this straight. I have a thread on the personals that is highly entertaining and actually pretty fucking funny if I do say so myself and you fucking delete it? There are countless piece of shit threads in that board and mine gets deleted? Why? Because it had over 500 views in 1 day? Why? Because it did t have anything to do with fucking my daughter? Why? Because it didn't have to do with homosexual men pretending to be 18 year old girls jut to watch some guy jack off?

Good God. This place is going to shit. Literally. We any even have fun in here without you guys deleting something that was ACTUALLY pretty fun. I suppose I just need I pretend to be an 80 year old man with cerebral palsy begging for an 18 year old nurse to wipe my ass.

I need to pretend to actually like the women I talk to and then fuck them over by lying to them telling them they are the only one, when I am actually talking to 20 others. You have no fucking problem allowing guys and girls to fuck each other over mentally and emotionally but God fucking forbid we have a little fun.

You would rather allow people to fantasize about raping their kids then allow us to have some witty banner. You would rather allow people to talk about Fucking their dogs then allow us to have some fun.

You make it more and more difficult each day to come back here.

Go fuck yourselves. Get over yourselves and allow us to have a little fun you twats.

 

[LiveFromKorea]

Dear Soju,

What the fuck happened last night?

Sincerely,
The one who drank too much of you.

 

[Thomasoir]

Dear X

It's getting closer.

Sincerely,

Me.

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear X,

I want to be mad at you. I really, really do. But it won't change things and honestly, I think I am all madded out.

Signed,
Not sure which is worse.. anger or apathy

 

[Thomasoir]

Dear X,

I want to be mad at you. I really, really do. But it won't change things and honestly, I think I am all madded out.

Signed,
Not sure which is worse.. anger or apathy

Apathy is worse. At least anger makes you get off of your ass and try to change things.

 

[flirtygirly]

Dear X:

I see a double standard, and I'm calling a foul. I love you, but need to be treated more equally. If you have issues with past trust, do not take it out on me. I respect your privacy and space, and I expect the same. I have nothing to hide from you and have bared my soul to you. Please be gentle, or at least be honest.

LAS

 

[RiverKnight]

Dear X

I still think about you

 

[subdued_passion]

Dear Indian men on Lit,

All those of who you who have contacted me over the last few days with your 'requests':

'Khasmanu, khotthedi khaal!'


Why don't you get sarcasm? I mean the British robbed our country blind but the one thing they left us was sarcasm (and some social reforms, but who gives a fuck about that... like I'd be perfectly happy if women were never educated) and you missed out on that too?

I believe the Govt is still working on the Food Security Bill but they have managed to work out the National Sarcasm Distribution Plan and if you produce your Ration card you may apply for a free daily quota at your local outlet.. which should last you a few hours.


Please hold your breath while you await a response to your PMs and requests... Believe me if you hold your breath long enough, I WILL answer.

And Mr. 8" cock... "Tu rehende!"

 

[Noor]

Dear Indian men on Lit,

All those of who you who have contacted me over the last few days with your 'requests':

'Khasmanu, khotthedi khaal!'


Why don't you get sarcasm? I mean the British robbed our country blind but the one thing they left us was sarcasm (and some social reforms, but who gives a fuck about that... like I'd be perfectly happy if women were never educated) and you missed out on that too?

I believe the Govt is still working on the Food Security Bill but they have managed to work out the National Sarcasm Distribution Plan and if you produce your Ration card you may apply for a free daily quota at your local outlet.. which should last you a few hours.


Please hold your breath while you await a response to your PMs and requests... Believe me if you hold your breath long enough, I WILL answer.

And Mr. 8" cock... "Tu rehende!"

Love it! You rock!

 

[Edensgarden]

Dear Stubborn Old Man I Call Dad,

You bitch about everything, you grumble and gripe.
You're thankful for shit, and nothing is right.

I know you are ill, and you do not care.
I've heard you complain about losing your hair.

I won't tell you again....My House, My Rules.
You won't find a better place to care for you Old Fool.

I love you Dear Dad. You just need to see.
I have compassion for you. Please have compassion for me.

Love,

Living Under My Roof Now Daughter

 

[raiguy]

Dear Friend,

I haven't been running in a while, but the fact that I'm offering to says a great deal about what I think about you. Please take that into consideration when you are choosing a running buddy.

Signed,
Looking to start again.

 

[janeyl]

dear thunderstorm brewing a few miles away...

bring it!

sleeping without the duvet me

 

[mysterydrink]

dear thunderstorm brewing a few miles away...

bring it!

sleeping without the duvet me

Dear Janeyl

How wet are you prepared to get?

Love,

Thunderstorm

 

[onlydreams]

My dearest X,

Please be safe.

k

 

[timer_maker]

Deleted.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear stbx

You are a jackass, you are a horrible representative of the male gender, and you are a miserable excuse for a marital partner!

Counting the days...me

Dear court system & Judge.

I sincerely appreciate that the stupid motion my spouse filed to dismiss my divorce filing was not granted! Thank you for validating my residency.
I am however confused why my motion for temporary spousal support was not granted.

Win & lose some...me

 

[subdued_passion]

Dear X,


Where are you? I mean you have to exist and be in this city... right? So why is it that instead of finding you I find only the ones lacking experience and physical ability, those guys who are clueless and unwilling to learn?

Why is it that I meet great boyfriend and husband material but not you, oh dear X, my stallion?

Can you please stop hiding because I am on the verge of despair... And this dumb site isn't helping at all with everyone flaunting with words and images.

Completely mad and pissed off,


- Me

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear, Guy standing in line behind me at the grocery store this morning.....

You do not have to make sounds to let me know you see it......

I already knew you saw it in the produce aisle, the water aisle, the meat market aisle, again in the the produce aisle, and also in the pharmacy aisle.


Signed.....I know you see it.

 

[heartlessbytch]

Dear Left-Brain

You made my whole body smile today, so very good at keeping your promises. I know you worry about me and always do so much to make me feel like a complete woman, never did I imagine that would ever be possible again. So happy that you never pressure me into making decisions that scare the hell out of me.

Remind me next time to close the bedroom door or at least remember to close it yourself. I am sure that my daughter was more embarrassed than you when she walked in to see your very sexy ass sticking up in the air as you were making me moan, you do blush so pretty from head to ummm well. Was funny watching as you tried to duck under covers that weren't there and her trying to get out of the room after she closed the door.

Sex and laughter, just what I needed and wanted today, well thinking that I may be wanting and needing it more than just today.

Signed...the still giggling naked woman

 

[sereneone4u]

Dear X,

I am looking forward to getting to know you better.

Sorry I have been overwhelmingly busy lately.

 

[Mropietaylor69]

Dear Loved Ones,

If it comes in a box, it isn't real food.

Your friend,

X

 

[Brave Maximus]

Dear Powers-that-be,

Would it be so bad if things went according to plan... even just once?

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Nice and Hot Police Officer,

Thank you so much for not giving me a ticket. I promise I will watch my speed more often.


Signed,

A relieved SSG who would have cried if you had given me one.