Dear X

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Nice and Hot Police Officer,

Thank you so much for not giving me a ticket. I promise I will watch my speed more often.


Signed,

A relieved SSG who would have cried if you had given me one.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear Nice and Hot Police Officer,

Thank you so much for not giving me a ticket. I promise I will watch my speed more often.


Signed,

A relieved SSG who would have cried if you had given me one.

Dear SSG -

Can you even speed really when you are lost ?!

Me

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear SSG -

Can you even speed really when you are lost ?!

Me

Dear Smart Ass,

Go to the corner.

Giggling but trying to be stern Litster

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Nice and Hot Police Officer,

Thank you so much for not giving me a ticket. I promise I will watch my speed more often.


Signed,

A relieved SSG who would have cried if you had given me one.

Dear Relieved SSG

Spill it, you showed him your boooooobies.......

Signed....

I usually pull my skirt a lil farther up my thigh before they get to window......

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear D,

It really is up to you. You seem to say you know that, yet somehow you ask me if I support you in this. Well, hell, yeah I do, but I figured out I can't do it for you and I can't make you do it. You have to do it. Note the period at the end of the sentence.

I'm looking forward to seeing you next week, but you have to be responsible for yourself.

Signed,

Big D

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear Left-Brain

You made my whole body smile today, so very good at keeping your promises. I know you worry about me and always do so much to make me feel like a complete woman, never did I imagine that would ever be possible again. So happy that you never pressure me into making decisions that scare the hell out of me.

Remind me next time to close the bedroom door or at least remember to close it yourself. I am sure that my daughter was more embarrassed than you when she walked in to see your very sexy ass sticking up in the air as you were making me moan, you do blush so pretty from head to ummm well. Was funny watching as you tried to duck under covers that weren't there and her trying to get out of the room after she closed the door.

Sex and laughter, just what I needed and wanted today, well thinking that I may be wanting and needing it more than just today.

Signed...the still giggling naked woman

Dear Naked and Giggling woman,

You are expressing both of the emotions I most love to see in a woman.

I can't tell if "left-brain" is another person or not. I think it's funnier if it's not, but either way, this is great.

As a fellow parent, I really understand this!

Signed,

Good luck and giggling sex is the best.

 

[BlueEyedGent]

To the male chauvinist pig in the elevator this morning...

The manner in the way you spoke to your wife this morning was utterly obnoxious, rude and made YOU look like a complete loser.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Dear Nice and Hot Police Officer,

Thank you so much for not giving me a ticket. I promise I will watch my speed more often.


Signed,

A relieved SSG who would have cried if you had given me one.

Officer: "Anything you say can and will be held against you . . . . "

SSG: "Penis"

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Officer: "Anything you say can and will be held against you . . . . "

SSG: "Penis"

I'd say that in my dreams...but if I said that in real life..he'd probably be speechless...and I'd be bright red!!!!!!!

 

[subdued_passion]

Dear Bi-curiousnewboy95,

Thank you for your PM. It is hilarious that you think I am a 'dude' and yet you continue to try and offer me directions.

Obviously the fine art of sarcasm is lost on you. Or maybe you are just so horny when you hit the boards that all the blood is gushing into your little head leaving you devoid of logical thought.

Please stop making a fool of yourself. We are all embarrassed for you but because we're all such nice and friendly people that none of us wants to say so to your face.

I'm sorry to burst your bubble. I am not a dude in need of instructions. And thanks to your rude behaviour on the thread (and the fact that you are a fool) I doubt many ladies will be wanting to play with you any time soon.

The good news is that with all new free time you can actually work on mastering that yoga technique I showed you earlier.

Sincerely,

Subdued_Passion

PS- I hope your momma is a nice and kind old lady who'll show you her tits, because they may be the only pair you'll be looking at for a while (apart from your own of course).

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear X,

Sometimes, it's nicer and better to keep things private instead of embarrassing the poor guy........just sayin'.

 

[BlueEyedGent]

Dear Client of mine...

I promise you that myself and the other attorney will work our tails off for you...You deserve all that is good, and it breaks my heart knowing that your so called family are taking advantage of you...thank you for trusting me and others here at the firm...

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear X,

Sometimes, it's nicer and better to keep things private instead of embarrassing the poor guy........just sayin'.

LOOK he needed to know

 

[INeedLove]

Dear Ariel Castro,
You lived with those captives as a "happy family"? WHAT?? You were a victim? WHAT?? You are a seriously fucked up individual.

Disgusted Litster

 

[sunshinegirl05]

LOOK he needed to know

Then she should have told him privately. There's a fine line between being sarcastic....and funny. You cross it.....you just look like an ass.

(That came out bitchy...didn't it)

 

[crazy4cock]

Dear Management.

I know you think I am a good employee and thank you but I am not Wonder Woman and I still need help like everyone else.

 

[aexoticgrl]

Dear X,

I still think it's funny that you admit to being a whore but not a slut. I hope that job paid well. What the happened to you??

Miffed.

 

[impossibledream]

Dear Holder of my Heart,

I thought this would help but I have found it has actually only made it more difficult. To know our compatibility, to discover our joys and desires are the same, to realize that if there could be such a thing as a soul mate, we would be that for each other.

All of these things have given me such great joy but also great sadness since our situations do not allow for us to do anything about it. I know one day it will end and cry in advance for our loss. I know without a doubt there will never be another after you.

Saying it here because I cannot say it in reality

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear Dad...

I love you. It was hard for me to see you wheeled on a stretcher and taken away by ambulance tonight. It was hard hearing you say you didn't want my younger sister up here. What sucked even more was knowing that you were capable of telling me to leave you alone in the triage room.

At the risk of my happiness all I've ever tried to do was live up to your expectations. I'm tired of the passive aggressive behaviour, and being made to think I'm lesser of a person b/c I've somehow failed. Regardless I love you.

It hurts me seeing you hooked up to the various machines. It hurts me knowing that your health has declined since your time in the Marines. I hope you feel better soon.

Oh, and dad I forgive you for being unkind to me.

Your daughter...me

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Dad...

I love you. It was hard for me to see you wheeled on a stretcher and taken away by ambulance tonight. It was hard hearing you say you didn't want my younger sister up here. What sucked even more was knowing that you were capable of telling me to leave you alone in the triage room.

At the risk of my happiness all I've ever tried to do was live up to your expectations. I'm tired of the passive aggressive behaviour, and being made to think I'm lesser of a person b/c I've somehow failed. Regardless I love you.

It hurts me seeing you hooked up to the various machines. It hurts me knowing that your health has declined since your time in the Marines. I hope you feel better soon.

Oh, and dad I forgive you for being unkind to me.

Your daughter...me

Hugs, love, and prayers

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Hugs, love, and prayers

Thanks

 

[Kat73]

Dear Dad...

I love you. It was hard for me to see you wheeled on a stretcher and taken away by ambulance tonight. It was hard hearing you say you didn't want my younger sister up here. What sucked even more was knowing that you were capable of telling me to leave you alone in the triage room.

At the risk of my happiness all I've ever tried to do was live up to your expectations. I'm tired of the passive aggressive behaviour, and being made to think I'm lesser of a person b/c I've somehow failed. Regardless I love you.

It hurts me seeing you hooked up to the various machines. It hurts me knowing that your health has declined since your time in the Marines. I hope you feel better soon.

Oh, and dad I forgive you for being unkind to me.

Your daughter...me

Dear SD,

Hugs and prayers for you.

Kat

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear SD,

Hugs and prayers for you.

Kat

Thanks Kat it means a lot

 

[Noor]

Dear SD,

HUGS!

~Noor

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear SD,

HUGS!

~Noor

Thank you