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O M G !!!!!

I may never think of Rudolf the same way again!!!!:eek: What happens if he gets a cold? Or sneezes. Chucking him under the chin could get interesting...... :devil:
 
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O M G !!!!!

I may never think of Rudolf the same way again!!!!:eek: What happens if he gets a cold? Or sneezes. Chucking him under the chin could get interesting...... :devil:

Well..... you could kiss his nose to make it better, scratch hin under his chin, you know :devil: but the chances are good his nose will then change colour from red..............:D:D:D
 
Well..... you could kiss his nose to make it better, scratch hin under his chin, you know :devil: but the chances are good his nose will then change colour from red..............:D:D:D

:D Change colour? :D My guess is he'll be like some reindeer pinocchio... :devil:
 
I've lost my Sceptre!! I've spent all bloody night looking for the bloody thing. :mad:

I need it tomorrow :(

The crown is a goer. And I gotta make an orb.
 
I've lost my Sceptre!! I've spent all bloody night looking for the bloody thing. :mad:

I need it tomorrow :(

The crown is a goer. And I gotta make an orb.

Ok, surely you remember that I have a royal rod that you can grip quite well. The good thing is that it comes with a pair of orbs as well. Fuzzy, yes, but readily available. I don't have a crown, I am not European. Can't get that back :eek:
 
Ok, surely you remember that I have a royal rod that you can grip quite well. The good thing is that it comes with a pair of orbs as well. Fuzzy, yes, but readily available. I don't have a crown, I am not European. Can't get that back :eek:

Ok, Sunshine! C'mere and I'll crown yer!!!! :D

Wouldn't want that royarl rod n orbs to be incomplete. :rolleyes:
 
DAmn Doh, you show up with some of the weirdest clothes!! That just may win in an UGLY Sweater contest. Gives you something to do with all that day glo rope though.
 
DAmn Doh, you show up with some of the weirdest clothes!! That just may win in an UGLY Sweater contest. Gives you something to do with all that day glo rope though.

Beats me how he finds the bloody things!!!! :confused:
 
Had the best time today. Setting up and taking pictures at work for a calendar.

Each month had a theme. Made a Crown, Sceptre and Orb for the Queens Birthday. Looked awesome. Managed to deck out most people for the shots. Even talked one of the blokes into donning a tail, bow tie and ears for the Easter shots. :D

This fulfills the 'Project Management' component of our studies AND we had a ball doing it! Well, we still have to select from proofs and decide on the layout, but that'll be easier than wrestling 30 staff for photos!!!
 
ya naked in any of 'em Tresk? Ya know I'd take two then. My wife was talking about going to Australia for a vacation. Now, why would I want my wife to go to Australia with me?;)


Enjoying a nice Guinness for lunch. I love being on leave, I can tool about and get stuff done and drink when I'm finished. I was looking for an Eisbock or Dopple Bock. Even a nice Keller bier. I am getting tired of Pils, Dunkle and Weissen.

Mailed off a package to a friend. A tea pot NOT made in China. Got the Christmas cards out. Spent 20 min at the computer and got my son and daughter in law their Christmas presents, Mom and dad's too. My sister will be getting hers by the end of the week. This is some serious efficiency in Man type shopping.

Though I do miss sitting in the mall bar, shopping, going back to the bar, shopping some more, oogling and hitting on the sales women, going back to the bar. So Now, I sit in front of the computer, drink beer, look at porn and shop on line. Keeps me out of trouble.:rolleyes:


It is damp here, I need a warm soak, then time in the dry desert wind. 'nuther Guinness is looking good too? How come you can't drink just one?
 
ya naked in any of 'em Tresk? Ya know I'd take two then. My wife was talking about going to Australia for a vacation. Now, why would I want my wife to go to Australia with me?;)


Enjoying a nice Guinness for lunch. I love being on leave, I can tool about and get stuff done and drink when I'm finished. I was looking for an Eisbock or Dopple Bock. Even a nice Keller bier. I am getting tired of Pils, Dunkle and Weissen.

Mailed off a package to a friend. A tea pot NOT made in China. Got the Christmas cards out. Spent 20 min at the computer and got my son and daughter in law their Christmas presents, Mom and dad's too. My sister will be getting hers by the end of the week. This is some serious efficiency in Man type shopping.

Though I do miss sitting in the mall bar, shopping, going back to the bar, shopping some more, oogling and hitting on the sales women, going back to the bar. So Now, I sit in front of the computer, drink beer, look at porn and shop on line. Keeps me out of trouble.:rolleyes:


It is damp here, I need a warm soak, then time in the dry desert wind. 'nuther Guinness is looking good too? How come you can't drink just one?

Mmmhmm. The Guinness is brewed for company and one just isn't enough. The first one tames and mellows. The second is slower. ;) More sensual. :)
 
Mmmhmm. The Guinness is brewed for company and one just isn't enough. The first one tames and mellows. The second is slower. ;) More sensual. :)

OK, Now I'm on my third Guinness, and had a shot or two from all the bottles in the house just to see what they taste like. And yer hootin on about sensual? With beer, and naked aussie women? Ever sneezed when ya masturbated? It ain't a pretty sight!!! Might have hurt my back.

Now you are thinking about Holly and mistletoe and The big ole " O Tanenbaum" crushing through a silent night filled with rattling chains, leather on leather, hearty " Slaps" met with wilting moans.

" Heads down! Butts Up!! Santa's cumming to fill yer stockins, and other tight fitting holes."
 
Sun and snow here this afternoon. First snow of the season. Too bad it didn't wait until Christmas Day.
 
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