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LOL! Sure the hair isn't a collection of body hair?
Although my cuffs and hogtie would be fun with the riding crop and whips![/QUOTE]

Hmmmm Lemme see one of them Hogtie things. Riding crop sounds good too. Now let me use the interrogation techniques I learned from a guy in Iraq....... Good thing I got some lube, I think she'll need it.
 
May I join you in the hottub?

I'm celebrating. I got the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *happy dance*

:nana: :nana: :nana:

I still need to do a medical, so can't start til that's over. But 2013 is lookin pretty good from here!

Anyone care to share the Baileys? On ice. Or I have Glennfiddich, Lemon Smirnoff or a Merlot (bit young but ok).

Good to see that everyone had a relaxing Christmas. :rose: I managed to spend 9 hrs in a car with the ex and cherubs and enjoy myself. Wonders will never cease! :cool:

Now all I need is a footrub from my fave Cabana Boy...... :devil:
Congrats on the job!!! Where did that Cabana boy go to?
 
Aw Riight, I gotta go. Got a bathroom to clean. The wife and I got tired of the sink not draining so I pulled the drain stop and used an old bottle brush to get it cleared. Pulled about a six inch clog of hair and " stuff" out!! But I got drain goo sprayed everywhere.

By the way, the hair that I have left on my head is only about a quarter f an inch long, so guess who the culprit was? And she ain't saying nuthin.


SMT, Got a nice springy whip handy? Maybe I'll do a little handcuff and interrogation later. Hmmmm that makes cleaning a little more fun.:devil:
Even after cutting five inches off I still have enough hair to clog draings lol.
 
May I join you in the hottub?

I'm celebrating. I got the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *happy dance*

:nana: :nana: :nana:

I still need to do a medical, so can't start til that's over. But 2013 is lookin pretty good from here!

Anyone care to share the Baileys? On ice. Or I have Glennfiddich, Lemon Smirnoff or a Merlot (bit young but ok).

Good to see that everyone had a relaxing Christmas. :rose: I managed to spend 9 hrs in a car with the ex and cherubs and enjoy myself. Wonders will never cease! :cool:

Now all I need is a footrub from my fave Cabana Boy...... :devil:

Congratulations Triskele :D
 
May I join you in the hottub?

I'm celebrating. I got the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *happy dance*

:nana: :nana: :nana:

I still need to do a medical, so can't start til that's over. But 2013 is lookin pretty good from here!

Anyone care to share the Baileys? On ice. Or I have Glennfiddich, Lemon Smirnoff or a Merlot (bit young but ok).

Good to see that everyone had a relaxing Christmas. :rose: I managed to spend 9 hrs in a car with the ex and cherubs and enjoy myself. Wonders will never cease! :cool:

Now all I need is a footrub from my fave Cabana Boy...... :devil:


Oooh you know where to find me all right :D and now that you have a different job, perhaps we may need to discuss a different fee scale?:cool::cool:
 
Why? Watcha gonna pay me????? :confused:

Maybe payment in kind?????? ;)

I was thinkin' workers' comp..........................





..................................for the rope burns and the glow-in-the-dark stuff that has rubbed off into my skin :D:devil:
 
Bugger it, DB!!!! You've led me astray again!!! I'm s'posed to be doin stuff, not stuffin about!!!!! :eek: :rolleyes: :caning:
 
Bugger it, DB!!!! You've led me astray again!!! I'm s'posed to be doin stuff, not stuffin about!!!!! :eek: :rolleyes: :caning:

What?????? Meeeeee??? Who was inquiring about the whereabouts of her cabana boy????


Tho I do admit to being a bit late in arriving after your call

:kiss::heart::kiss::rose: <----- trying hard to suck up for his misdeed





or just trying to suck something :eek::eek::eek:
 
What?????? Meeeeee??? Who was inquiring about the whereabouts of her cabana boy????


Tho I do admit to being a bit late in arriving after your call

:kiss::heart::kiss::rose: <----- trying hard to suck up for his misdeed





or just trying to suck something :eek::eek::eek:

YOU GOT TAFFY???????????????????????????? :nana:
 
Happy New Year's Eve Day!!! Watching World Juniors from Russia. Canada vs Russia on now. We are ahead three to one with less then ten minutes of play.
 
Watched a few movies with the Kids. Wife went to bed at 1100, I went to bed at 1145, The explosions and fire works etc. were pretty good. I haven't felt good lately anyway.

Happy new year all.
 
Watched a few movies with the Kids. Wife went to bed at 1100, I went to bed at 1145, The explosions and fire works etc. were pretty good. I haven't felt good lately anyway.

Happy new year all.

Nooooooooooooo! Come over here, Ox. Do you need a massage, a good drink, an Alka Seltzer, or cold syrup?

Just relax, Honey, and the girls here will make you aaaaaalllllllll better. :rose::kiss::devil:
 
Watched a few movies with the Kids. Wife went to bed at 1100, I went to bed at 1145, The explosions and fire works etc. were pretty good. I haven't felt good lately anyway.

Happy new year all.
We spent a quiet evening watching CBC end of the year comedy shows. Pretty damn funny but with a Canadian bent. We did see the ball drop from NY but then fell asleep soon after. I did watch a special earlier in the evening on Marvin Hamlish and I was singing along to the Chorus Line songs.
 
Lazy but goodie. Baking a ham and it seems to be taking longer then the recipe says.

Did myself a ham omelet this morning. Did a beef brisket for dinner. Let it cook all day then shredded it. It was good.

Trisk, I am old. With no threat of sex or anything more than a "huraaa it's tomorrow!!!!!!!" I don't see the point if I'm tired and the possibility, no matter how remote,for sex is in bed.

What did you do for the new year in Down Under?
 
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