Desert Rose's Oasis

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Nope, butter milk pie is better, almost like a custard but sweeter and not as jellowie.


Hey Doc, Ill drink to that.
 
Nope, butter milk pie is better, almost like a custard but sweeter and not as jellowie.


Hey Doc, Ill drink to that.
My dad always had butter milk in the fridge as he liked to drink it. One morning I poured it on my bowl of cereal. What a sour mess lol.
 
After her main course of grilled steak, still awash in the orgasmic explosion of that meal, the waiter pressed her for desert. It was a slice of buttermilk pie. She registered it as pure decadence, something she’d never done before. Maybe it was the wine, maybe it was the way the waiter said it, sounding like they were part of a conspiracy. She had never taken desert like this before. Only nasty girls ever had buttermilk pie. She had a hole she needed to fill, something to try at least once. She caved in to the waiter’s cajoling.

The plate was put in front of her and she eyed it tentatively, nervous, like experiencing sin for the first time. She slowly let the fork rest on the top, gravity easing it into the top crust, letting it relax into the pie. She took a small bite, not sure what to expect. It was dry, so she drank more wine and told herself to relax, the next fork full, a little deeper now, was moister and the taste was beginning to widen on her palate. She decided she was going to enjoy this and by her fourth and fifth forkful, she was taking deep, long slices, impaling herself on the buttermilk pie. The taste was ecstasy, the sweetness and smooth/silkiness in her mouth. Her head was swimming. Her thighs tightened and her toes began to curl, why had she put off so many other meals without this pie? She was stabbing frantically at the plate, exploding over the edge of orgasm, gripping the table with one hand. The waiter pulled back the now empty plate. Sobbing for air, she pushed herself back in her chair, wiped the sweat from her brow and drained her wine glass. The nasty girls had kept this secret from her for too long.

Oh, yeah Ox!!!! You can whisper in my ear anytime! ;):D
 
My dad always had butter milk in the fridge as he liked to drink it. One morning I poured it on my bowl of cereal. What a sour mess lol.

Crap to drink, imo, but great in cakes.

I've got this thing for rice custard at the moment. Never realised how many different ways there were to make the stuff. Looooove it with coconut milk.
 
Crap to drink, imo, but great in cakes.

I've got this thing for rice custard at the moment. Never realised how many different ways there were to make the stuff. Looooove it with coconut milk.
I think I am the only one in my family who likes rice custard or pudding.
 
I think I am the only one in my family who likes rice custard or pudding.

There are so many different types. I've made 4 so far and have 8 more I want to try. There are heaps more than that. From the simple to too bloody fussy. Not good for my diet, I'm thinkin. :eek:

You gettin any warm weather, yet? When does it start to turn, for you?
 
There are so many different types. I've made 4 so far and have 8 more I want to try. There are heaps more than that. From the simple to too bloody fussy. Not good for my diet, I'm thinkin. :eek:

You gettin any warm weather, yet? When does it start to turn, for you?
Not for awhile yet but no snow. It's around 40 to 50. Had sun the last few days wtih the Spring birds going crazy.
 
So you liked desert Trisk? How have you been? Haven't heard from SMT lately and looks like we had but a Surge from DR.

Going to soak up a bit of warm from the tub then catch some rays on a warm rock. Oiling my self up with grapeseed oil with a few drops of vanilla oil in it. Can someone get my back?
 
So you liked desert Trisk? How have you been? Haven't heard from SMT lately and looks like we had but a Surge from DR.

Going to soak up a bit of warm from the tub then catch some rays on a warm rock. Oiling my self up with grapeseed oil with a few drops of vanilla oil in it. Can someone get my back?
I'll get your back.
 
Not for awhile yet but no snow. It's around 40 to 50. Had sun the last few days wtih the Spring birds going crazy.

Won't be too long for you, then. :)

Our rotten weather is all over the place. Have had some very cool days and now we're back to very warm weather for at least a week. FGS I had a woollen coat on last weekend. :cool:

Even the trees are confused. Some are starting to change colour a bit early and others are trying to bud underneath the leaves they already have. Weird!

This entire continent is outta whack.
 
Vodka, whiskey, or tequila? ;)

Mmmm. It's gonna havta be whisky, Thank You. :D

Going to a dance out Whoop-whoop on Saturday with Vodka, and the last time I tangled with tequila I face planted walking UP a steep hill. :cool:

So, please join me in a lazy soak and a whisky on ice. :)
 
So you liked desert Trisk? How have you been? Haven't heard from SMT lately and looks like we had but a Surge from DR.

Going to soak up a bit of warm from the tub then catch some rays on a warm rock. Oiling my self up with grapeseed oil with a few drops of vanilla oil in it. Can someone get my back?

I love desert, Ox, but I don't indulge as often as I would like. I'm off chocky and soft drink (soda?) until the end of the month and I think that's caused my rice pudding obsession. :(

The new job is a bit full on. Still a battle of wills with 2 of the characters there. But I guarantee that they'll cave well before I even blink. ;) The hours are long because the learning curve is still very steep. Gotta be a jill of all bloody trades. Very interesting though.

I think I saw SMT somewhere on Lit but it was a while ago. I keep hoping that I'll pop in and Rosie will be chattering away. Oh well, maybe tomorrow.....

Meanwhile we'll keep the Oasis afloat and ready for our hostess' return. :D

That oil concoction must have you soft as a baby's bum all over! ;) We'll always get your back, Hon. :)
 
Thank you ladies, I do appreciate the oiled back. I cannot say enough about Grape seed oil. You can drink it, and it really is amazing that it can make your skin so very soft and supple. It's a great jerk off oil too!!:D

I think a few Irish whiskeys will do for us today. Trisk Ive been in so many parts of teh country that pop, coke, soft drinks, soda it all means the same to me. I usually call it by name brand. RC, Vernors, Coke, A&W, Root beer, Sprite or seven up.

In a weird mood. As the Croc hunter would say down under, " Ahm Feelin a little Agro." not sure why. not mad AT any body, and a wee tad horny too. Oh well, I'll just sit here and simmer and see what pops up first!!
 
Thank you ladies, I do appreciate the oiled back. I cannot say enough about Grape seed oil. You can drink it, and it really is amazing that it can make your skin so very soft and supple. It's a great jerk off oil too!!:D

I think a few Irish whiskeys will do for us today. Trisk Ive been in so many parts of teh country that pop, coke, soft drinks, soda it all means the same to me. I usually call it by name brand. RC, Vernors, Coke, A&W, Root beer, Sprite or seven up.

In a weird mood. As the Croc hunter would say down under, " Ahm Feelin a little Agro." not sure why. not mad AT any body, and a wee tad horny too. Oh well, I'll just sit here and simmer and see what pops up first!!

How weird is that!? I've had to watch myself today. Wanted to snap at a couple of people for no good reason. Kept myself to myself to spare others the crap.

My girlfriend was warning on the weekend that there was sunspot activities and something passing through something, and to watch out for 'crunchy' (? :confused:) energy. I blew her off, but maybe she was onto something?? Who knows.

Ox, I am so paranoid about crossed wires. DB is gettin used to my lingo but things like 'thongs' can get a girl into deep water! I'm talkin about footware and others are picturing something very different! :rolleyes:
 
Won't be too long for you, then. :)

Our rotten weather is all over the place. Have had some very cool days and now we're back to very warm weather for at least a week. FGS I had a woollen coat on last weekend. :cool:

Even the trees are confused. Some are starting to change colour a bit early and others are trying to bud underneath the leaves they already have. Weird!

This entire continent is outta whack.
It's about normal here. Always ahead of the East. Pineapple Express came through last week with a big dump of rain.
 
Thank you ladies, I do appreciate the oiled back. I cannot say enough about Grape seed oil. You can drink it, and it really is amazing that it can make your skin so very soft and supple. It's a great jerk off oil too!!:D

I think a few Irish whiskeys will do for us today. Trisk Ive been in so many parts of teh country that pop, coke, soft drinks, soda it all means the same to me. I usually call it by name brand. RC, Vernors, Coke, A&W, Root beer, Sprite or seven up.

In a weird mood. As the Croc hunter would say down under, " Ahm Feelin a little Agro." not sure why. not mad AT any body, and a wee tad horny too. Oh well, I'll just sit here and simmer and see what pops up first!!
I get that Agro feeling sometimes too. Sort of want to bust something but don't know why. Geez I sound like Charlie Sheen. He said in an interview he is maniac depressive. He says he likes to break something physical. Maybe a plate or something and it seems to take out that built up agro. I have done that in the past and damn it does seem to release something.
 
How weird is that!? I've had to watch myself today. Wanted to snap at a couple of people for no good reason. Kept myself to myself to spare others the crap.

My girlfriend was warning on the weekend that there was sunspot activities and something passing through something, and to watch out for 'crunchy' (? :confused:) energy. I blew her off, but maybe she was onto something?? Who knows.

Ox, I am so paranoid about crossed wires. DB is gettin used to my lingo but things like 'thongs' can get a girl into deep water! I'm talkin about footware and others are picturing something very different! :rolleyes:
I still say thongs for footwear too. So did all of North America at one time. Now we have to say the English flip flop.
 
I still say thongs for footwear too. So did all of North America at one time. Now we have to say the English flip flop.

Coorect, I am glad I'm not the only one. And why do we call them thongs instead of some french style of under wear? Things the best that can do? I know we call the jockey type under wear a banana hammock.

I do think it looks uncomfortable. I don't wear under wear any way. It DID get a little dicey- Icy a few weeks ago in the field, gotta admit the works all crawled up into my guts to get warm. Had to stick my finger up my ass and yell, "SNAKE" just to get enough out to piss.:D
 
Evening everyone... sorry I've been MIA again. :(

I've been sick, feeling run down, bitchy, cranky, "agro", and generally anti-social. I've also had internet problems at home which hasn't helped my mood. :mad: Beating the crap out of something and breaking things would feel good and I'm not usually a very aggressive person. :rolleyes:

I really appreciate all everyone's been doing to keep the Oasis happy and lively. I try my best to show up as much as I can and I feel like I've been letting you down. (((HUGS))) for you guys, you're the best! :heart:

And yes, I've called those flip-flop sandals "thongs" since I was little.
 
Coorect, I am glad I'm not the only one. And why do we call them thongs instead of some french style of under wear? Things the best that can do? I know we call the jockey type under wear a banana hammock.

I do think it looks uncomfortable. I don't wear under wear any way. It DID get a little dicey- Icy a few weeks ago in the field, gotta admit the works all crawled up into my guts to get warm. Had to stick my finger up my ass and yell, "SNAKE" just to get enough out to piss.:D
You don't wear long john's? I don't care what the young things say, a thong feels like a wedgie stuck up the crack.
 
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