DLL's anything goes thread

joey that was charming to say the least,

loved it and a great way to start the day..
hugs:D
 
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes
the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm
ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie
score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Fieldgoal, I
lead
17 to 14."

Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he
strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally
unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops
the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides."
 
Originally posted by quoll
Oooh Yeah *delete,delete,delete*x300:p

hi Q thats a weird kangaroo av....i think i am in favour of the dragon one....:kiss:
how are you tonight:rose:
 
DLL said:
hi Q thats a weird kangaroo av....i think i am in favour of the dragon one....:kiss:
how are you tonight:rose:


Dirty Lechourous Lawyer, I am well ,but very very sleepy this afternoon, 3am start and to silly to sleep:kiss:
 
Hello, HELLO, HELLO, All gone to bed I see, I`ve already done my Monday and tomorrow is my day off. Except it`s been cancelled, grr.
G`night Delightfully Lickable Legs.:kiss:
G`night Babydoll2me:kiss:
G`night er, um, er everybody:)








Did you know if you stay up too long you get a touch of the sillies?:D
 
Originally posted by quoll
Hello, HELLO, HELLO, All gone to bed I see, I`ve already done my Monday and tomorrow is my day off. Except it`s been cancelled, grr.
G`night Delightfully Lickable Legs.:kiss:
G`night Babydoll2me:kiss:
G`night er, um, er everybody:)








Did you know if you stay up too long you get a touch of the sillies?:D

now thats my favourite AV...i have such a thing for dragons and knights...
and i always have a case of the sillies..much nicer than being a meanie don't ya think???:rose:
 
Good morning everyone. I hope y'all have a wonderful day.
Thanks for the goodnight Quoll... don't know how I rated, but thank you anyway ;)
 
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?



Cough, gag, choke, etc.

:p
 
Originally posted by wanderer2704
Hi DLL, long time no see, thought it was about time I wandered back in here :kiss:


wow look who is back!!!!! huggggsssssssss W....so tell babydoll and I what have you been UP to???:)
 
DLL said:
wow look who is back!!!!! huggggsssssssss W....so tell babydoll and I what have you been UP to???:)

Well, I was away over Christmas visiting friends and family and then just freezing my socks off in the cold damp English weather really.
 
wanderer2704 said:
Oh heck I haven't been there either recently have I, sorry will be there shortly.

lol.. baby you haven't been there in a LONG time....will be good to have you back ;)

YOU TOO DLL and DC
 
Originally posted by babydoll2u
lol.. baby you haven't been there in a LONG time....will be good to have you back ;)

YOU TOO DLL and DC

ok okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i have been MIA in the kissing thread i will find dc and we will be there:kiss:
 
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