DLL's anything goes thread

[Joey3308]

WE LOST, WE LOST... I CANT TALK NOW I HAVE TO
HEAL UP . REGROUP, AND REMEMBER IT WAS ONLY A GAME
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Being from Chicago I am a professional loser....trust me....it'll pass....ya just gotta get your mind on something else....porn works good

 

[babydoll2u]

Being from Chicago I am a professional loser....trust me....it'll pass....ya just gotta get your mind on something else....porn works good

LOL!

good morning y'all

 

[MindFire]

i feel much better i devoted the whole day to
mourning and i feel i have done my duty...

so its off and on to other things.. I have no idea what...
maybe ill sand the warts off my face...

 

[babydoll2u]

i feel much better i devoted the whole day to
mourning and i feel i have done my duty...

so its off and on to other things.. I have no idea what...
maybe ill sand the warts off my face...

LOL... .good morning

 

[Joey3308]

This site requires some serious consideration



http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml

 

[TeeTee]

This site requires some serious consideration



http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml

LOL joey!! too freekin funny




Hiya everyone
Hope all is well with everybody

 

[Joey3308]

Top Excuses When Caught Napping at Your Desk

"It's okay...I'm still billing the client."

"..in the Lord Jesus' name, amen."

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management course you sent me to."

"I was working smarter, not harder."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."

"I'm in the management training program."

"I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) thatI learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."

"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamt about work!"

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broke...."

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

"It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"

"I was cross-training for telecommuting."

"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

"I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands."

"The mailman flipped out and took out a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot."

"I thought you were gone for the day."

_________________________________________

 

[babydoll2u]

Top Excuses When Caught Napping at Your Desk

"It's okay...I'm still billing the client."

"..in the Lord Jesus' name, amen."

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management course you sent me to."

"I was working smarter, not harder."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."

"I'm in the management training program."

"I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) thatI learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."

"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamt about work!"

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broke...."

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

"It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"

"I was cross-training for telecommuting."

"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

"I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands."

"The mailman flipped out and took out a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot."

"I thought you were gone for the day."

_________________________________________

lol..cute

 

[Joey3308]

Here, try this one...want your name in Chinese? Mine turned out..


Kong Ji Xin


You were born in the Year of the Snake


Here's the site


http://www.mandarintools.com/chinesename.html

 

[Joey3308]

 

[Joey3308]

Subject: Dogs and Cats

What is a Cat?

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION
They're tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a Dog?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,
but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to
give you a kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

CONCLUSION
They're tiny men in little fur coats.

 

[Quoll]

esculentus forensis artus

 

[Joey3308]

Boy do I ever have a few candidates to send to this school


http://www.schmucku.com/

 

[DLL]

this was all posted on another thread but since I love questions I am posting it here its a nice way to get to know everyone...
List of Questions so far....

1. How old/young are you?
2. Tell us the color of your hair and eyes.
3. Are you married, single, widowed, divorced or seeing anyone? 4. Do you have any kids?
5. What kind of an animal would you be and why?
6. Do you have someone here that has captured your heart???
7. Do you find that theres one person you really want to get to know on a more personal level?
8. If you were guaranteed honest responses to any 3 questions,who would u question and what would you ask???
9. Why do you think you are here at lit??
10.Would you meet someone online and continue an affair with that person if all worked out well??

11. What if you both are married??
12. Is cybering cheating?
13. Have you ever had phone sex??
14. The most you ever cybered at once??
15. Any bad cyber experiences??
16. Describe your most romantic evening.
17. What is the difference between love and lust?
18. Is there a person you would really like to explore sexually with that is not aware that you do? names optional....
19. Ever meet someone on line and was it as good as you expected?
20. What really really turns you on....


21. Who would you want to have a 3 way with from Lit???
22. Whats the best chat nic you have ever seen???
23. Ever cyber and wish you were at the doctor getting a flu shot instead???
24. Who on LIT is your dream date???
25. Where is your dream vacation spot?
26. What genre of music do you prefer?
27. Favorite candy?
28. Favorite cookie?
29. Favorite food?
30. Would you like to be here?


31. Do you like wine/champagne, distilled spirits or beer?
32. Favorite book??
33. Favorite song that always puts you in the mood....
34. Favorite sex scene in a movie.....
35. Who would you want to just (pardon my french) fuck all night long?
36. Anyone here that really just bugs you at the sight of their AV and nic....
37. Anyone you didnt like till you got to know them better??
38. Favorite stooge?
39.Favorite state or favorite state of being....?
40. Favorite country?


41. If you could right now pm anyone who would it be and what would you want to do??..I mean right this second....
42. Who would you want to watch having sex???if any one???
43. Dogs or cats?
44. Favorite nut?
45. Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen?
46. Clark Gable or Humphrey Bogart?
47. Joan Crawford or Bette Davis?
48. Favorite Season?
49. Favorite Scent?


50. Favorite Flower?
51. Worse Date you've been on?
52. Worst Picture ever taken of you?
53. How many times have you been to the hospital for broken bones/stitches (yours)?
54. Where do you prefer to live? (Country, City, Suburbs)
55. Would you prefer to go out on the town on saturday night, or just have a romantic night at home with your boyfriend, husband, lover, etc??
56. Tight clothing, or comfy clothing?
57. Showers or bubble baths?
58. Ever have an affair??
59. Best feature?


60. What do you look for in a lover?
61. Ever turn on by the same sex..ever act on it?
62. If you could be anything what would you want to be doing?
63. Ever f*** someone famous?
64. What uniform really turns you on ?
65. Favorite cartoon?
66. Favorite name?
67. What's your sign?
68. Favorite Fast Food Place?
69. Favorite Toy as a Child?

70. Favorite Toy as an Adult?
71. Favorite form of exercise?
72. Favorite sports?
73. Most guys or girls you f***** in a 24 hour period?
74. Favorite Fruit and Vegetable?
75. Tv show you miss?
76.Ever have a one night stand?
77. Favorite TV show?
78. Kinkest thing you ever did?
79. Weirdest place you had sex?

80. Ever cheat on a test?
81. Of all the people close to you,whose death would you find most disturbing?
82. What has been your biggest disappointment in life?
83. Your biggest failure?
84. If a crystal ball would tell you the truth about any one thing you wished to know concerning yourself,life,the future,or anything else,what would you want to know?
85. Have you ever disliked someone for being luckier or more successful than you?
86. Do older men/women turn you on?
87. The older/youngest people you had sex with?
88. Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits?
89.Would you be willing to spend a night alone in a remote house that is supposedly haunted?

90. Would you rather be a member of a world championship sports team or the champion of an indivdual sport?
91. Which sport would you choose?
92. Do you perfer being around men or women?
93. If you could use a voodoo doll to hurt anyone you chose,would you?
94. You are given the chance to have a fab. cyber experience with anyone from lit who do you chose?
95. Anyone that really just turns you on by the sight of their AV alone?
96. Whats your ultimate fear?
97. Do you collect anything in particular? & what is it?
98. Who is your favorite movie actor and actress?
99. Whats your favorite song?

100. Silver or gold?
101. Leather or Silk?
102. Does the fact that you have never done something before increase or decrease its appeal to you?
103. Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams any night you wished?
104. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by five years to become extremely attractive?
105.How many different sexual partners have you had in your life??Would you perfer to have had more or fewer?
106.If you were happily married,and then met someone you felt was certain to always bring you deeply passinate,intoxicating love, would you leave your spouse? What if you had kids?
107. Have you ever made out in the back seat of an automobile?
108. What things would you do, to please your man/woman?
(romantic and sexually)
109. How many times during the day do you look at yourself in the mirror?

110. If you want to look sexy, how would you dress?
111. Do you have a favorite sexual fantasy? Would you like yo have it fulfilled?
112. Would you like to know the precise date of your death?
113. Name one person from Lit you would like to cyber right now?
114.Favorite thing to do on a day off?
115.Does size matter?
116. In love, is intensity or permanence more important to you?
117. Why does a beautiful creature merit more compassion than an ugly one?
118. If you had to spend the next two years inside a small but fully provisioned Antarctic shelter with one other person, whom would you like to have with you?
119. ou are offered $1,000,000 for the following act: Before you are ten pistols- only one is loaded. You must pick up one of the pistols, point it at your forehead, and pull the trigger. If you can walk away you do so a millionaiore. Would you accept the risk?

120. would you perfer to be blind or deaf?
121. What do you enjoy more cybering or phone sex??
122. Favorite Disney Movie?
123. Breed of Dog?
124. Breed of Cat?
125. Favorite Dessert?
126. Favorite Car?
127. If you could (could have) chose the sex of your children would you (have)?
128. Would you rather be happy yet slow witted and unimaginative or unhappy yet bright and creative? For example, would you rather live the life of a brilliant yet tortured artist such as Vicent Van Gogh, or that of a happy but carefree soul who is a bit simple minded???
129. In conversations, do you tend to listen or talk more?

130. What do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
131. What profession has the most sterotypes?
132. Do men or woman had it easier in the work place?
133. Who was your last dream about?
134. Any body here you want to meet?Why..
135. If married ..why do you think you come to lit???
136. Sinatra or Martin???
137. Favorite Sport to watch?
138. Are you able to separate sex from love?
139. Could you be content satisfying your sexual needs from people other than your mate?

140. When you think of sex, do you think of a broad range of touching, holding, and caressing, or mainly of sexual intercourse?
141. Relative to the population at large, how do you rate your physical attractiveness?
142. Your intelligence?
143. Your personality?

 

[babydoll2u]

Boy do I ever have a few candidates to send to this school


http://www.schmucku.com/

oh yeah... I have some I could send this to

 

[Joey3308]

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY
APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
SUPERHIGHWAY.
5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED
COMPANION.
6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED.
8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY
ENHANCED.
10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS She is PECTORALLY
SUPERIOR.
13. She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID
GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICULAR REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY
DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes
ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY
CHALLENGED

 

[Quoll]

this was all posted on another thread but since I love questions I am posting it here its a nice way to get to know everyone...
List of Questions so far....

1. How old/young are you?
2. Tell us the color of your hair and eyes.
3. Are you married, single, widowed, divorced or seeing anyone? 4. Do you have any kids?
5. What kind of an animal would you be and why?
6. Do you have someone here that has captured your heart???
7. Do you find that theres one person you really want to get to know on a more personal level?
8. If you were guaranteed honest responses to any 3 questions,who would u question and what would you ask???
9. Why do you think you are here at lit??
10.Would you meet someone online and continue an affair with that person if all worked out well??

11. What if you both are married??
12. Is cybering cheating?
13. Have you ever had phone sex??
14. The most you ever cybered at once??
15. Any bad cyber experiences??
16. Describe your most romantic evening.
17. What is the difference between love and lust?
18. Is there a person you would really like to explore sexually with that is not aware that you do? names optional....
19. Ever meet someone on line and was it as good as you expected?
20. What really really turns you on....


21. Who would you want to have a 3 way with from Lit???
22. Whats the best chat nic you have ever seen???
23. Ever cyber and wish you were at the doctor getting a flu shot instead???
24. Who on LIT is your dream date???
25. Where is your dream vacation spot?
26. What genre of music do you prefer?
27. Favorite candy?
28. Favorite cookie?
29. Favorite food?
30. Would you like to be here?


31. Do you like wine/champagne, distilled spirits or beer?
32. Favorite book??
33. Favorite song that always puts you in the mood....
34. Favorite sex scene in a movie.....
35. Who would you want to just (pardon my french) fuck all night long?
36. Anyone here that really just bugs you at the sight of their AV and nic....
37. Anyone you didnt like till you got to know them better??
38. Favorite stooge?
39.Favorite state or favorite state of being....?
40. Favorite country?


41. If you could right now pm anyone who would it be and what would you want to do??..I mean right this second....
42. Who would you want to watch having sex???if any one???
43. Dogs or cats?
44. Favorite nut?
45. Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen?
46. Clark Gable or Humphrey Bogart?
47. Joan Crawford or Bette Davis?
48. Favorite Season?
49. Favorite Scent?


50. Favorite Flower?
51. Worse Date you've been on?
52. Worst Picture ever taken of you?
53. How many times have you been to the hospital for broken bones/stitches (yours)?
54. Where do you prefer to live? (Country, City, Suburbs)
55. Would you prefer to go out on the town on saturday night, or just have a romantic night at home with your boyfriend, husband, lover, etc??
56. Tight clothing, or comfy clothing?
57. Showers or bubble baths?
58. Ever have an affair??
59. Best feature?


60. What do you look for in a lover?
61. Ever turn on by the same sex..ever act on it?
62. If you could be anything what would you want to be doing?
63. Ever f*** someone famous?
64. What uniform really turns you on ?
65. Favorite cartoon?
66. Favorite name?
67. What's your sign?
68. Favorite Fast Food Place?
69. Favorite Toy as a Child?

70. Favorite Toy as an Adult?
71. Favorite form of exercise?
72. Favorite sports?
73. Most guys or girls you f***** in a 24 hour period?
74. Favorite Fruit and Vegetable?
75. Tv show you miss?
76.Ever have a one night stand?
77. Favorite TV show?
78. Kinkest thing you ever did?
79. Weirdest place you had sex?

80. Ever cheat on a test?
81. Of all the people close to you,whose death would you find most disturbing?
82. What has been your biggest disappointment in life?
83. Your biggest failure?
84. If a crystal ball would tell you the truth about any one thing you wished to know concerning yourself,life,the future,or anything else,what would you want to know?
85. Have you ever disliked someone for being luckier or more successful than you?
86. Do older men/women turn you on?
87. The older/youngest people you had sex with?
88. Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits?
89.Would you be willing to spend a night alone in a remote house that is supposedly haunted?

90. Would you rather be a member of a world championship sports team or the champion of an indivdual sport?
91. Which sport would you choose?
92. Do you perfer being around men or women?
93. If you could use a voodoo doll to hurt anyone you chose,would you?
94. You are given the chance to have a fab. cyber experience with anyone from lit who do you chose?
95. Anyone that really just turns you on by the sight of their AV alone?
96. Whats your ultimate fear?
97. Do you collect anything in particular? & what is it?
98. Who is your favorite movie actor and actress?
99. Whats your favorite song?

100. Silver or gold?
101. Leather or Silk?
102. Does the fact that you have never done something before increase or decrease its appeal to you?
103. Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams any night you wished?
104. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by five years to become extremely attractive?
105.How many different sexual partners have you had in your life??Would you perfer to have had more or fewer?
106.If you were happily married,and then met someone you felt was certain to always bring you deeply passinate,intoxicating love, would you leave your spouse? What if you had kids?
107. Have you ever made out in the back seat of an automobile?
108. What things would you do, to please your man/woman?
(romantic and sexually)
109. How many times during the day do you look at yourself in the mirror?

110. If you want to look sexy, how would you dress?
111. Do you have a favorite sexual fantasy? Would you like yo have it fulfilled?
112. Would you like to know the precise date of your death?
113. Name one person from Lit you would like to cyber right now?
114.Favorite thing to do on a day off?
115.Does size matter?
116. In love, is intensity or permanence more important to you?
117. Why does a beautiful creature merit more compassion than an ugly one?
118. If you had to spend the next two years inside a small but fully provisioned Antarctic shelter with one other person, whom would you like to have with you?
119. ou are offered $1,000,000 for the following act: Before you are ten pistols- only one is loaded. You must pick up one of the pistols, point it at your forehead, and pull the trigger. If you can walk away you do so a millionaiore. Would you accept the risk?

120. would you perfer to be blind or deaf?
121. What do you enjoy more cybering or phone sex??
122. Favorite Disney Movie?
123. Breed of Dog?
124. Breed of Cat?
125. Favorite Dessert?
126. Favorite Car?
127. If you could (could have) chose the sex of your children would you (have)?
128. Would you rather be happy yet slow witted and unimaginative or unhappy yet bright and creative? For example, would you rather live the life of a brilliant yet tortured artist such as Vicent Van Gogh, or that of a happy but carefree soul who is a bit simple minded???
129. In conversations, do you tend to listen or talk more?

130. What do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
131. What profession has the most sterotypes?
132. Do men or woman had it easier in the work place?
133. Who was your last dream about?
134. Any body here you want to meet?Why..
135. If married ..why do you think you come to lit???
136. Sinatra or Martin???
137. Favorite Sport to watch?
138. Are you able to separate sex from love?
139. Could you be content satisfying your sexual needs from people other than your mate?

140. When you think of sex, do you think of a broad range of touching, holding, and caressing, or mainly of sexual intercourse?
141. Relative to the population at large, how do you rate your physical attractiveness?
142. Your intelligence?
143. Your personality?

95. Anyone that really just turns you on by the sight of their AV alone? .....OOh yeah Hi "D"
She`s BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

 

[babydoll2u]

My GAWD that's alot of questions!

 

[babydoll2u]

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY
APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
SUPERHIGHWAY.
5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED
COMPANION.
6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED.
8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY
ENHANCED.
10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS She is PECTORALLY
SUPERIOR.
13. She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID
GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICULAR REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY
DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes
ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY
CHALLENGED

LMAOLOLOL................

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by babydoll2u
My GAWD that's alot of questions!

answer what ever ones you want..pick some out and let us see ...
xoxoxo

 

[Quoll]

1. How old/young are you?....... 42
2. Tell us the color of your hair and eyes........ brown .....blue
3. Are you married, single, widowed, divorced or seeing anyone?........ married
4. Do you have any kids?....... 2
5. What kind of an animal would you be and why? ........otter, they are so hyper.
20. What really really turns you on.......... see #95, white, willingness.
50. Favorite Flower?......... waratah
52. Worst Picture ever taken of you?........ all of them
55. Would you prefer to go out on the town on saturday night, or just have a romantic night at home with your boyfriend, husband, lover, etc?........... home
59. Best feature?........ bum
64. What uniform really turns you on ? nurses in white
67. What's your sign?......... gemini
71. Favorite form of exercise? .......bushwalking
74. Favorite Fruit and Vegetable?............ mandarin, brussels sprouts
76.Ever have a one night stand?...... no
81. Of all the people close to you,whose death would you find most disturbing? ........My Wife
89.Would you be willing to spend a night alone in a remote house that is supposedly haunted?....... Yes
92. Do you perfer being around men or women? ......Women
95. Anyone that really just turns you on by the sight of their AV alone?....... Dll. (it`s that damn "white" thing)
96. Whats your ultimate fear?......... Losing My Wife
97. Do you collect anything in particular? & what is it? .........Books, Comics
103. Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams any night you wished?...... no
105.How many different sexual partners have you had in your life?........ one
107. Have you ever made out in the back seat of an automobile? .......yes
111. Do you have a favorite sexual fantasy? Would you like yo have it fulfilled? .......yes, yes
112. Would you like to know the precise date of your death?.........no
119. ou are offered $1,000,000 for the following act: Before you are ten pistols- only one is loaded. You must pick up one of the pistols, point it at your forehead, and pull the trigger. If you can walk away you do so a millionaiore. Would you accept the risk?......... no
129. In conversations, do you tend to listen or talk more?............. listen (some would disagree)
136. Sinatra or Martin??? ...........Martin
138. Are you able to separate sex from love?......... Have no desire to.
139. Could you be content satisfying your sexual needs from people other than your mate? .........no
140. When you think of sex, do you think of a broad range of touching, holding, and caressing, or mainly of sexual intercourse?.............. broad, very broad

 

[babydoll2u]

1. How old/young are you? .... 45
2. Tell us the color of your hair and eyes.....brown/brown
3. Are you married, single, widowed, divorced or seeing anyone?.... married/divorcing
4. Do you have any kids?.... yes - 2
6. Do you have someone here that has captured your heart???..... yes, at one time
7. Do you find that theres one person you really want to get to know on a more personal level?..... yes
9. Why do you think you are here at lit??.... to meet people, make friends and have fun
12. Is cybering cheating?.... yes (imo)

16. Describe your most romantic evening..... snuggling with my S/O on the sofa or rug, in front of the fireplace, soft music playing in the background, scented candles lit on the mantle, wine and fruit, a soft blanket to cover us, talking and kissing
18. Is there a person you would really like to explore sexually with that is not aware that you do? names optional.... yes
19. Ever meet someone on line and was it as good as you expected.... yes and yes

25. Where is your dream vacation spot?.... Australia
26. What genre of music do you prefer?.... easy listening/70's, 80's
27. Favorite candy?.... starburst jelly beans
28. Favorite cookie?.... peanut butter
29. Favorite food?.... chinese
31. Do you like wine/champagne, distilled spirits or beer?....wine
32. Favorite book??.... anything by Nora Roberts and Iris Johansen
33. Favorite song that always puts you in the mood.... Take My Breath Away (from Top Gun)
34. Favorite sex scene in a movie..... the love scene in Ghost
36. Anyone here that really just bugs you at the sight of their AV and nic.... nope
37. Anyone you didnt like till you got to know them better??....yes
38. Favorite stooge?.... Curly
39.Favorite state or favorite state of being....?
40. Favorite country?.... USA

44. Favorite nut?.... Pecans
45. Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen?.... Billy Joel
46. Clark Gable or Humphrey Bogart?.... Humphrey Bogart
47. Joan Crawford or Bette Davis?.... neither
48. Favorite Season? .... Winter
49. Favorite Scent?.... Musk
50. Favorite Flower? ..... Daisy
51. Worse Date you've been on?.... we won't go there
52. Worst Picture ever taken of you?... most of them!
53. How many times have you been to the hospital for broken bones/stitches (yours)?.... 4 times
54. Where do you prefer to live? (Country, City, Suburbs)... country
55. Would you prefer to go out on the town on saturday night, or just have a romantic night at home with your boyfriend, husband, lover, etc??.... romantic evening at home
56. Tight clothing, or comfy clothing?.... comfy
57. Showers or bubble baths?.... depends on if I'm alone or not
59. Best feature?... eyes
60. What do you look for in a lover?.... He must be affectionate, honest, and fun
65. Favorite cartoon? .... Road Runner and Coyote
66. Favorite name?... Abigaile
67. What's your sign?.... Sagittarius
68. Favorite Fast Food Place?... KFC
71. Favorite form of exercise?.... walking
72. Favorite sports?.... Nascar
74. Favorite Fruit and Vegetable?.... pineapple/corn
75. Tv show you miss?.... I love Lucy
76.Ever have a one night stand.... no
77. Favorite TV show?.... CSI
80. Ever cheat on a test?.... no
81. Of all the people close to you, whose death would you find most disturbing?.... my son
82. What has been your biggest disappointment in life?.... marriage
83. Your biggest failure?.... marriage
86. Do older men/women turn you on?.... men, depends on who it is
88. Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits?.... yes
89.Would you be willing to spend a night alone in a remote house that is supposedly haunted?.... no way
90. Would you rather be a member of a world championship sports team or the champion of an indivdual sport?.... team
91. Which sport would you choose?.... nascar
92. Do you perfer being around men or women?.... both equally
93. If you could use a voodoo doll to hurt anyone you chose,would you?.... tempting, but no *weg*
94. You are given the chance to have a fab. cyber experience with anyone from lit who do you chose?... no one
95. Anyone that really just turns you on by the sight of their AV alone?.... no
96. Whats your ultimate fear?.... losing my son
97. Do you collect anything in particular? & what is it?.... yes/wolves, lighthouses, windchimes
98. Who is your favorite movie actor and actress?....Tommy Lee Jones/Julia Roberts
99. Whats your favorite song?....Looking Through The Eyes of Love

100. Silver or gold?.... silver or white gold
101. Leather or Silk?.... silk
104. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by five years to become extremely attractive?.... no
106.If you were happily married,and then met someone you felt was certain to always bring you deeply passinate,intoxicating love, would you leave your spouse?.... no

107. Have you ever made out in the back seat of an automobile?.... no
112. Would you like to know the precise date of your death?.... no!
114.Favorite thing to do on a day off? .... sleep
115.Does size matter?.....size of what?
116. In love, is intensity or permanence more important to you?.... permanence

119. You are offered $1,000,000 for the following act: Before you are ten pistols- only one is loaded. You must pick up one of the pistols, point it at your forehead, and pull the trigger. If you can walk away you do so a millionaiore. Would you accept the risk?.... no way

123. Breed of Dog?....greyhound
124. Breed of Cat?....angora
125. Favorite Dessert?....jello
126. Favorite Car?.... Lincoln Navigator
127. If you could (could have) chose the sex of your children would you (have)?.... no
129. In conversations, do you tend to listen or talk more?.... talk, unfortunately
136. Sinatra or Martin???.... Martin
137. Favorite Sport to watch?.... Nascar
138. Are you able to separate sex from love?....yes
139. Could you be content satisfying your sexual needs from people other than your mate?....no
140. When you think of sex, do you think of a broad range of touching, holding, and caressing, or mainly of sexual intercourse?.... broad range..
141. Relative to the population at large, how do you rate your physical attractiveness?.... on a scale of 1 - 10.... a 4
142. Your intelligence?.... 9
143. Your personality?.... 7

 

[Joey3308]

I'll do bunches....


1. How old/young are you? 51
2. Tell us the color of your hair and eyes. Brown/Blue
3. Are you married, single, widowed, divorced or seeing anyone? Divorced
4. Do you have any kids? Just my cat
5. What kind of an animal would you be and why? Dolphin cuz they're smart and women like to swim with them
6. Do you have someone here that has captured your heart??? Haven't met anyone yet
7. Do you find that theres one person you really want to get to know on a more personal level? Several........women
8. If you were guaranteed honest responses to any 3 questions,who would u question and what would you ask???
9. Why do you think you are here at lit?? Found it accidentally and got hooked
10.Would you meet someone online and continue an affair with that person if all worked out well?? well duh

11. What if you both are married?? never happen
12. Is cybering cheating? only if ya do it on the sly
13. Have you ever had phone sex?? tried it once, it was kinda dumb
14. The most you ever cybered at once?? never
15. Any bad cyber experiences??
16. Describe your most romantic evening. Hot tub, champagne
17. What is the difference between love and lust? that would require a lot more space than is provided
18. Is there a person you would really like to explore sexually with that is not aware that you do? names optional.... heck ya
19. Ever meet someone on line and was it as good as you expected? yes, couple times
20. What really really turns you on.... cinnamon, being nekkid, holding the back of my neck when we kiss, being wet, candle light

 

[stingray61]

1. How old/young are you?....43

2. Tell us the color of your hair and eyes......brown/Hazel
3. Are you married, single, widowed, divorced or seeing anyone?.......Divorced and alone.
4. Do you have any kids?.....Yes
5. What kind of an animal would you be and why?......Golden Eagle to be free to fly
6. Do you have someone here that has captured your heart???.....no
7. Do you find that theres one person you really want to get to know on a more personal level?.......yes
8. If you were guaranteed honest responses to any 3 questions,who would u question and what would you ask???.......God, Why me, how long till it's over, what do I do now.
9. Why do you think you are here at lit??.........For the stories and to meet new people.
10.Would you meet someone online and continue an affair with that person if all worked out well??..........An affair? if that means they are married no and no

11. What if you both are married??....NO
12. Is cybering cheating?.........Yeppers
13. Have you ever had phone sex??.........lol yeah
14. The most you ever cybered at once??.........see number 12
15. Any bad cyber experiences??.....see number 14
16. Describe your most romantic evening........A candelight dinner followed by a walk on the beach then sitting around a nice fire snuggling.
17. What is the difference between love and lust?........Love is of the heart and mind, lust is of the body.
18. Is there a person you would really like to explore sexually with that is not aware that you do? names optional....YES
19. Ever meet someone on line and was it as good as you expected? Yes and YES
20. What really really turns you on....A woman that has confidence without being prudish or arrogant.


21. Who would you want to have a 3 way with from Lit???......Don't know yet or that I would have a three way at all.
22. Whats the best chat nic you have ever seen???.........None so far
23. Ever cyber and wish you were at the doctor getting a flu shot instead???......NO
24. Who on LIT is your dream date???.....no-one yet
25. Where is your dream vacation spot?.........Ireland
26. What genre of music do you prefer?..........classic rock/AC/DC
27. Favorite candy?........Almond Joy
28. Favorite cookie?......Oatmeal choc chip
29. Favorite food?.....lobster
30. Would you like to be here?..........where?


31. Do you like wine/champagne, distilled spirits or beer?..........no longer drink but if I did Guiness
32. Favorite book??......."The Hitchhikers Trilogy" which is actually four stories.
33. Favorite song that always puts you in the mood....None
34. Favorite sex scene in a movie.....None
35. Who would you want to just (pardon my french) fuck all night long?......Yes and I have
36. Anyone here that really just bugs you at the sight of their AV and nic.....Not really but give me time lol
37. Anyone you didnt like till you got to know them better??.....A few people.
38. Favorite stooge?........hey Moe
39.Favorite state or favorite state of being....?.......Nevada/relaxed
40. Favorite country?........Australia even though I have yet to go there.


41. If you could right now pm anyone who would it be and what would you want to do??..I mean right this second....I have no idea
42. Who would you want to watch having sex???if any one???......No-one
43. Dogs or cats?.........both but if I have to choose only one, dogs.
44. Favorite nut?.........Cashew
45. Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen?.........Billy Joel
46. Clark Gable or Humphrey Bogart?....Bogey, Gables a pussy
47. Joan Crawford or Bette Davis?........Bette
48. Favorite Season?.........Spring
49. Favorite Scent?.......A clean woman


50. Favorite Flower?.......Pansies
51. Worse Date you've been on?........One with a woman I met online
52. Worst Picture ever taken of you?.......Late seventies, I had long hair and looked like shit.
53. How many times have you been to the hospital for broken bones/stitches (yours)?........Once for broken leg, several times for stitches too many to remember though I do have a memorable one on my ass. hehehe
54. Where do you prefer to live? (Country, City, Suburbs)......Country
55. Would you prefer to go out on the town on saturday night, or just have a romantic night at home with your boyfriend, husband, lover, etc??......home
56. Tight clothing, or comfy clothing?....jeans and a t-shirt ie comfy
57. Showers or bubble baths?.......showers if alone baths if with a S/o
58. Ever have an affair??......Well she was married.
59. Best feature?.......Eyes so I'm told


60. What do you look for in a lover?........Sense of humor, intelligence, ability to be a kid sometimes, Honesty, loyalty, compassion, all the general cliches.
61. Ever turn on by the same sex..ever act on it?......NOPE
62. If you could be anything what would you want to be doing?......Traveling the world
63. Ever f*** someone famous?.......Not that I know of lol.
64. What uniform really turns you on ?.......maid outfit.
65. Favorite cartoon?........Marvin The Martian
66. Favorite name?.........Rebecca or rather the shorter Becky or Becka/Becca...I have no idea why
67. What's your sign?.........Dangerous intersection.........Libra
68. Favorite Fast Food Place?........Taco Bell
69. Favorite Toy as a Child?........Bicycle if that doesn't count then G.I.Joe

70. Favorite Toy as an Adult?.........Table saw
71. Favorite form of exercise?.........Bicycling
72. Favorite sports?........None really
73. Most guys or girls you f***** in a 24 hour period?.......One
74. Favorite Fruit and Vegetable?.........Banana, Brussel sprouts
75. Tv show you miss?..........Starsky and Hutch
76.Ever have a one night stand?.......yeah but I didn't plan it that way
77. Favorite TV show?.......American Chopper
78. Kinkest thing you ever did?........maybe I'll tell you later
79. Weirdest place you had sex?.........first floor of parking garage of The Palace Station Hotel... Las Vegas baby

80. Ever cheat on a test?.......LOL don't have to
81. Of all the people close to you,whose death would you find most disturbing?.......My sons
82. What has been your biggest disappointment in life?.....Myself
83. Your biggest failure?........My second marriage
84. If a crystal ball would tell you the truth about any one thing you wished to know concerning yourself,life,the future,or anything else,what would you want to know?........My sons future.
85. Have you ever disliked someone for being luckier or more successful than you?.....yeah but only for a little while
86. Do older men/women turn you on?...........Women, Hell Fucking YES!!!
87. The older/youngest people you had sex with?........Youngest was nine years my junior I was in my thirties she was in her late twenties....Oldest was a college Professor of mine I was 40 she was 55 and it was great.
88. Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits?........Absolutely NOT
89.Would you be willing to spend a night alone in a remote house that is supposedly haunted?....Have done several times

90. Would you rather be a member of a world championship sports team or the champion of an indivdual sport?........Always wanted to be on a winning Tour De France bicycle team.
91. Which sport would you choose?.......See number 90
92. Do you perfer being around men or women?..........Women
93. If you could use a voodoo doll to hurt anyone you chose,would you?.........nope
94. You are given the chance to have a fab. cyber experience with anyone from lit who do you chose?........No-one
95. Anyone that really just turns you on by the sight of their AV alone?.........Besides you lol? Not so far
96. Whats your ultimate fear?..........Not being a good dad.
97. Do you collect anything in particular? & what is it? ........Rocks
98. Who is your favorite movie actor and actress?........NONE
99. Whats your favorite song?..........Back In Black by AC/DC

100. Silver or gold?........Silver
101. Leather or Silk?.........Leather for me silk for her
102. Does the fact that you have never done something before increase or decrease its appeal to you?........Doesnt matter either way
103. Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams any night you wished?.......LMBO I actually do that almost every night now and I didn't have to give up sex because I don't have a partner. If I were with someone then no
104. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by five years to become extremely attractive?.....HELL NO besides who says I'm not that way now?
105.How many different sexual partners have you had in your life??Would you perfer to have had more or fewer?...........Over twenty...fewer for longer each time.
106.If you were happily married,and then met someone you felt was certain to always bring you deeply passinate,intoxicating love, would you leave your spouse? What if you had kids?.......No, and, Kids aren't a reason to be together if things are horrible because they'd suffer more for it.
107. Have you ever made out in the back seat of an automobile?....back, front, on the hood (British read bonnet) and trunk yeah I did lol.
108. What things would you do, to please your man/woman?
(romantic and sexually).........Waaaaaay to many to list here but there isn't much I wouldn't do for true love with someone.
109. How many times during the day do you look at yourself in the mirror?........As little as possible. not ugly just not vain but hey I'm also a guy.

110. If you want to look sexy, how would you dress?.........Sharp
111. Do you have a favorite sexual fantasy? Would you like yo have it fulfilled?.........Yes and YES!!!
112. Would you like to know the precise date of your death?........ummmmm sometimes yes
113. Name one person from Lit you would like to cyber right now?.....No-one
114.Favorite thing to do on a day off?......While alone? woodwork/watch tv...with someone, stay in bed all day and cuddle etc...
115.Does size matter?......Well if I can't feel the walls of her vagina we would need to have a serious discussion.
116. In love, is intensity or permanence more important to you?.......Permanance
117. Why does a beautiful creature merit more compassion than an ugly one?........I'd say lust not compassion. Cause guys are visual creatures
118. If you had to spend the next two years inside a small but fully provisioned Antarctic shelter with one other person, whom would you like to have with you?.........My son
119. ou are offered $1,000,000 for the following act: Before you are ten pistols- only one is loaded. You must pick up one of the pistols, point it at your forehead, and pull the trigger. If you can walk away you do so a millionaiore. Would you accept the risk?........If my son hadn't been born I would.

120. would you perfer to be blind or deaf?.......Deaf
121. What do you enjoy more cybering or phone sex??........Never cybered
122. Favorite Disney Movie?..........Ummm did Disney do "Boondock Saints"?
123. Breed of Dog?.........Queensland Healer
124. Breed of Cat?..........Siamese
125. Favorite Dessert?........Ice Cream covered with blackberries
126. Favorite Car?.........Lamborghini
127. If you could (could have) chose the sex of your children would you (have)?........Nope
128. Would you rather be happy yet slow witted and unimaginative or unhappy yet bright and creative? For example, would you rather live the life of a brilliant yet tortured artist such as Vicent Van Gogh, or that of a happy but carefree soul who is a bit simple minded???........I AM a brilliant but tortured soul. Honest. Van Gogh aint got nothing on me except he is my fav artist
129. In conversations, do you tend to listen or talk more?......Depends on my mood but generally listen

130. What do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?.......Intelligence. Body part would be legs cause I love what they lead up to, then lips, and eyes.
131. What profession has the most sterotypes?........Lawyers
132. Do men or woman had it easier in the work place?.......depends on the place but generally men I think.
133. Who was your last dream about?.........besides DLL? LOL, Honestly i don't remember
134. Any body here you want to meet?Why......Sure because I think they'd be good company.
135. If married ..why do you think you come to lit???....single and divorced
136. Sinatra or Martin???......Martin
137. Favorite Sport to watch?......Extreme motorcycle jumping
138. Are you able to separate sex from love?..........YES of course unless it's me and rosey palms
139. Could you be content satisfying your sexual needs from people other than your mate?.........Only if there were something wrong with her that prevented sex and only if she said it was alright.

140. When you think of sex, do you think of a broad range of touching, holding, and caressing, or mainly of sexual intercourse?....sex is intercourse, making love is touching, holding, caressing
141. Relative to the population at large, how do you rate your physical attractiveness?.......average
142. Your intelligence?.......Above average and thats what the I.Q. tests have shown too.
143. Your personality?.......above average.

 

[Joey3308]

21. Who would you want to have a 3 way with from Lit??? two women
22. Whats the best chat nic you have ever seen???
23. Ever cyber and wish you were at the doctor getting a flu shot instead??? ner er
24. Who on LIT is your dream date??? haven't dated anyone yet
25. Where is your dream vacation spot? French St. Marten
26. What genre of music do you prefer? depends on my mood....I like everything except rap
27. Favorite candy? Reeses buttercups
28. Favorite cookie? chocolate Susan
29. Favorite food? Meatloaf, mashed potatoes 'n gravy, string beans
30. Would you like to be here? huh?


31. Do you like wine/champagne, distilled spirits or beer? yes
32. Favorite book?? TV Guide
33. Favorite song that always puts you in the mood.... no song nec.
34. Favorite sex scene in a movie..... never saw a bad one
35. Who would you want to just (pardon my french) fuck all night long? a woman that wants to fuck me back
36. Anyone here that really just bugs you at the sight of their AV and nic.... no
37. Anyone you didnt like till you got to know them better?? no
38. Favorite stooge? Curly
39.Favorite state or favorite state of being....? WI
40. Favorite country? French St. Marten


41. If you could right now pm anyone who would it be and what would you want to do??..I mean right this second.... I can PM anyone I want anytime...dumb question
42. Who would you want to watch having sex???if any one??? anyone
43. Dogs or cats? cat
44. Favorite nut? Macadamia
45. Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen? neither
46. Clark Gable or Humphrey Bogart? both
47. Joan Crawford or Bette Davis? vomit
48. Favorite Season? Summer
49. Favorite Scent? Cinnamon