DLL's anything goes thread

[mark197205]

Morning dear "D"
A little list for you and your crew.

Who's Your Daddy?

The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms:

01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins; child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue, where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

04. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

05. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

06. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad, as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

07. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.

08. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

09. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby; after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

OMG!!
I have a child??

 

[mark197205]

*Bumps* DLL's sexy body

 

[DLL]

*Bumps* DLL's sexy body

bummp bumpty bump bump

 

[mark197205]

bummp bumpty bump bump

Oooh! do that again, please!!

 

[teasing_tim]

I loved # 11.

I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby; after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

Hi DLL

 

[DLL]

Spotlight: Today marks the 137th running of the Belmont Stakes, the oldest and longest race in horse-racing's Triple Crown. Afleet Alex, third-place winner in the Kentucky Derby and winner of the Preakness Stakes, is the favorite to win the $1 million prize.

 

[blindhound]

and Afleet Alex prevails,

The next big test will be in August at the Travers Stakes in Saratoga

 

[DLL]

and Afleet Alex prevails,

The next big test will be in August at the Travers Stakes in Saratoga

Saratoga is the prettiest place to see a race....

how are you hound???

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

You had to know that I would show up and brag on my horse....you are actually one of my witnesses that I picked him before the derby...

Hows things sweets?

 

[blindhound]

DLL, I am great, and Saratoga is the ultimate in racing. Nothing is better than watching a race from the historic club house on an august afternoon.

 

[DLL]

You had to know that I would show up and brag on my horse....you are actually one of my witnesses that I picked him before the derby...

Hows things sweets?

yes he was your pick the whole time and quite honestly he should have won the derby he had no room to go he was squeezed out..
things are well..hows things with you???

 

[mark197205]

G'morning DLL
You been gambling again?

 

[DLL]

G'morning DLL
You been gambling again?

i just like the 3 big horse races Mark..and the stakes are in my backyard so to speak...How are you sweetcheeks???

 

[DLL]

belmont pics

http://www.alydar.com/sec.jpg

 

[mark197205]

i just like the 3 big horse races Mark..and the stakes are in my backyard so to speak...How are you sweetcheeks???

I'm doing good pretty eyes , I'm the same with our big races too, only do the Derby and the Grand National even tho there is a course less than a mile from my house I very rarely go.
I think you should come on over to the UK for Royal Ascot, you would fit right on in on ladies day, when all the ladies put on their poshest outfits and eat strwaberries and cream washed down with champagne

 

[DLL]

I'm doing good pretty eyes , I'm the same with our big races too, only do the Derby and the Grand National even tho there is a course less than a mile from my house I very rarely go.
I think you should come on over to the UK for Royal Ascot, you would fit right on in on ladies day, when all the ladies put on their poshest outfits and eat strwaberries and cream washed down with champagne

oh that sounds fun and speaking the Queens English..my oh my I would be in heaven!!!I love strawberries and creme

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

yes he was your pick the whole time and quite honestly he should have won the derby he had no room to go he was squeezed out..
things are well..hows things with you???

I am good...It's too bad he didn't perform well in the derby...BUT the Preakness win was something for the ages!

 

[mark197205]

oh that sounds fun and speaking the Queens English..my oh my I would be in heaven!!!I love strawberries and creme

I thought you would be into that somehow
And of course I would put on my penguin suit to accompany you

 

[DLL]

Good Morning Everyone..

Happy birthday to conceptual artist Christo Javacheff, who turns 70 today. Christo and his wife, Jeanne-Claude, have made a specialty out of large, temporary outdoor installations. Some of their works include "Running Fence," a fabric curtain which was strung along more than 24 miles/39 km of North Carolina; "Surrounded Islands," for which they wrapped eleven islands in Biscayne Bay in hot-pink fabric; and, most recently, "The Gates," more than 7,500 saffron-colored curtains hung along 23 miles/37 km of walkways in New York's Central Park.

 

[blindhound]

Did you have the opportunity to see The Gates while on exhibit?

 

[DLL]

Did you have the opportunity to see The Gates while on exhibit?

You know what?? I did..and let me tell you I thought it was ok..my son was like this blows...whats the big deal?? Mom can we go to the zoo now???Mom theres a hot dog man can we go get one?? Mom look at that bum!! LOL they found everything more interesting then the Gates....but it was once in a lifetime so at least they saw it!! today is broadway under the stars..thats a cool event..how are you today?? its the baked apple today going up to 94...hottttttttt

 

[Peteslaw2]

You know what?? I did..and let me tell you I thought it was ok..my son was like this blows...whats the big deal?? Mom can we go to the zoo now???Mom theres a hot dog man can we go get one?? Mom look at that bum!! LOL they found everything more interesting then the Gates....but it was once in a lifetime so at least they saw it!! today is broadway under the stars..thats a cool event..how are you today?? its the baked apple today going up to 94...hottttttttt

 

[dcraz]

i just like the 3 big horse races Mark..and the stakes are in my backyard so to speak...

The Belmont Stakes was a runaway. Fun to watch such a powerful and dominating horse as Afleet Alex eh DLL?

Reminds me of another, dominating Belmont winner not so long ago...

http://www.threechimneys.com/PointGiven/

 

[DLL]

The Belmont Stakes was a runaway. Fun to watch such a powerful and dominating horse as Afleet Alex eh DLL?

Reminds me of another, dominating Belmont winner not so long ago...

http://www.threechimneys.com/PointGiven/

you know that horse means alot to me for many reasons...love that name...one of my favorites
and yes afleet alex was powerful ..he should have won the derby !!!
nice to see you posting here dc...

 

[MindFire]

You are the hottttt one, babe.

Aaaha now I know what your thinking of!
theres heat and then theres NY heat.. 96 degrees in New York
is about a Million degrees in Idaho..