DLL's anything goes thread

[dcraz]

yes DC inquiring minds want to know these things??? or at least dirty ones


hugsss Ling

Well slide on over here and see if I a trick or treat my darling!

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by dcraz
Well slide on over here and see if I a trick or treat my darling!

always a treat from you DC

 

[Kissophile]

Since anything goes...

How about a little topical humor?

G.W.Bush and John Kerry accidentally wound up at the same barbershop at the same time while stopping for a little touchup while campaigning. As they sat in adjacent chairs, worked on by different barbers, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers each finished their haircuts, the one working on Bush reached for some scented hair tonic to splash on, but Bush quickly held up his hand, smiled, and said,

"No thanks, Johnny! My wife, Laura, will smell that and think I've been gallivanting in a whorehouse!"

Everyone in his entourage laughed.

The other barber turned to Kerry and said, "I suppose you don't want any tonic on your hair either, Mr. Kerry?"

Kerry replied, "No! , go ahead, Mike. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

 

[done_got_old]

roflmao

 

[Missingmeds]

Good grief.....

 

[dcraz]

Re: Since anything goes...

How about a little topical humor?

G.W.Bush and John Kerry accidentally wound up at the same barbershop at the same time while stopping for a little touchup while campaigning. As they sat in adjacent chairs, worked on by different barbers, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers each finished their haircuts, the one working on Bush reached for some scented hair tonic to splash on, but Bush quickly held up his hand, smiled, and said,

"No thanks, Johnny! My wife, Laura, will smell that and think I've been gallivanting in a whorehouse!"

Everyone in his entourage laughed.

The other barber turned to Kerry and said, "I suppose you don't want any tonic on your hair either, Mr. Kerry?"

Kerry replied, "No! , go ahead, Mike. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

Do we REALLY want to start this????

In the spirit of civility (seems like I posted on this thread about the very subject recently), I will be nice with my rebuttle.

However, I suggest we do not GO there with this friendly thread.

Now for equal time and in pure good fun, I offer the following....





Question? How do you tell the difference between Democrats,
Republicans, and Southerners?

Answer. Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a Paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
a few days and try to come to a consensus.


Republican Answer:
BANG!



Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Black Talon Hollow Points??


Let us all hope this puts the political banter to bed.

 

[Kissophile]

Re: Re: Since anything goes...

Do we REALLY want to start this????

In the spirit of civility (seems like I posted on this thread about the very subject recently), I will be nice with my rebuttle.

However, I suggest we do not GO there with this friendly thread.

Now for equal time and in pure good fun, I offer the following....





Question? How do you tell the difference between Democrats,
Republicans, and Southerners?

Answer. Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a Paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
a few days and try to come to a consensus.


Republican Answer:
BANG!



Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Black Talon Hollow Points??


Let us all hope this puts the political banter to bed.

Sorry to spill a few apples off the cart. I took the thread title at face value.

 

[dcraz]

Re: Re: Re: Since anything goes...

Sorry to spill a few apples off the cart. I took the thread title at face value.

No apples spilled here, but nice try.

The point I was making is that with the election near, political tensions are high.

The vast majority of folks here are interested in good natured fun, not personal or directed digs. Plenty of other threads for that around Lit.

 

[Missingmeds]

Gentlemen, please, what is going on in both parties is a crying shame and I am so glad that it will all be over very soon.

 

[dcraz]

Gentlemen, please, what is going on in both parties is a crying shame and I am so glad that it will all be over very soon.

MM, thank you. Exactly the point I was trying to make.

Forgive me for interjecting my equal time comment.

 

[Missingmeds]

Now about the boxers.

 

[dcraz]

Now about the boxers.

Mmmm. Seems I'm the only one to 'show' and tell so far. Boxer briefs anyway.

Although Ling did offer her own submission.

 

[Missingmeds]

I don't wear any so I can't show any.

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Mmmm. Seems I'm the only one to 'show' and tell so far. Boxer briefs anyway.

Although Ling did offer her own submission.

Well, I could, but commando right now...

 

[Missingmeds]

Okay now I have the perfect idea. Boxers made of Saran Wrap.

 

[dcraz]

Okay now I have the perfect idea. Boxers made of Saran Wrap.

What is IT with the Saran Wrap anyway????

The next thing you know, out comes the Wesson Oil!

Not that I know anything about that.

 

[Missingmeds]

Clingy and see thru...that is what it is about the Saran Wrap....

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Clingy and see thru...that is what it is about the Saran Wrap....

Good, now put some on and post the pics....
I promise not to stare..........
Maybe drool a little...........

 

[Missingmeds]

Oh no, I don't wear it. It is for making men's boxers MT.

Now about that Wesson oil dcraz....

 

[slowndeep]

Morning Meds!!! You up very late hun !!

 

[Pengy]

Morning all.

Is it just me, but it seems that all the ladies on this thread are just after a quick perv over us gents in our boxes!

 

[cjh]

Good morning Pengy.

It looks to me as if the evening crew had more than their share of fun.

 

[slowndeep]

Morning all.

Is it just me, but it seems that all the ladies on this thread are just after a quick perv over us gents in our boxes!

Heyup matey!! They definitely knicker freaks !!

Grand day in Cape Town today - cloudless sky , how's Wolverhampton ?

Very pleased that van Nistelrooy's being done too!!

 

[Pengy]

Morning guys.

Freezin here today, but dry.

Just for the record...i don't want to se either of you in your undies!

 

[cjh]

agreed. that's a deal. the saran wrap can stay in the box, too.