Do you have a fuck buddy?????

YES, it is my right hand!!

When my g/f isn't around, like right now, I can take care of myself just fine.
 
well one of my fb's are coming over tonight
this one's a boi
nice to have options lol :)
 
I did for a fire department ... that didn't work out when I started BBQ ...
 
Zmey said:
I did for a fire department ... that didn't work out when I started BBQ ...


well, we all need to find the things that we're good at, right? a little trial and error isn't so bad... LOL
 
I'm really good at nibbing on pencils erasers... perhaps that talent can be applied elsewhere ;)
 
Zmey said:
I can't lift really big ones, old hockey injury ...


No lifting required... just need to know that you can "handle" them... Do you prefer smaller fruit? an orange rather than a grapefruit?
 
Oh I can "handle" them... As for fruits I like a nice variety. Part of a healthy diet ya know :p
 
Had one for a short time. Unfortunately, she wanted a boyfriend, not just a fuck-buddy, so she called the whole thing off. Other than that, I've had a couple online ones, although it's not the same as the real thing.

Like a dumbass, I let my wife find out. :(
 
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