Dom lessons in here! No subbies allowed.

[FFOTS4Life]

( pokes head up out of the huge pile of pillows )

What's that saying -

Bible Belt by birth, batshit fucking crazy by the grace of God

ROTFLMAO

 

[subbie_333]

LOL

I could think of a few things you could do with your hands. If you're looking for suggestions let me know.

( gets out note pad )

i am all ears! Of course, being a guy, i am visual. Have pics? i have already seen Your sexy feets. Any place else on Your body that is sexy for mes to look at?!?!?!?

Subbie, the pillows can be organized and put away.

Put away?!?!? This entire invisible subbie pillow fort is made up *entirely* of pillows. So, ain't nowhere to put em.

Also, you need to throw away your snack wrappers

( looks at snack wrappers )

um, these all say "caramel" on them. me no eats caramel here

and give the carpet a good vacuuming.

( does that confused-dog-tilting-head look )

Nobody has ever reached the bottom of all the pillows. um, so, what carpet?

( begins to think that She isn't totally into sub mode if She ain't gettin this "invisible subbie pillow fort" thingie )

You can wear your piratess costume

But, i don't look quite as sexy cus that costume doesn't have those ruffled panties :-(

or do it in the buff. The latter would make me happiest.

Certainly there are others things that i can do for You Ma'am that would make You "happiest"

Darling, do we need to discuss how to use the multiquote function?

i was in "let's increase my post count just cus i can" mode. Plus, this:

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=27959292&postcount=3

 

[Betticus]

I see, the internet has a hiccup for a while and subbies go nuts.

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

*glomp*
Rawr.

 

[subbie_333]

I see, the internet has a hiccup for a while and subbies go nuts.

Yep, check out Yahoo for this headline:

Internet Hiccup Cured by Subs Scaring It - IT Gurus Perplexed

 

[subbie_333]

*glomp*
Rawr.

( falls backwards as the Nympho pounces on him, temporarily mesmerized )

um, were you just groping me, or, is there somebody underneath me with roaming hands?!?!?!

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

( falls backwards as the Nympho pounces on him, temporarily mesmerized )

um, were you just groping me, or, is there somebody underneath me with roaming hands?!?!?!

My hands tend to roam.
Sorry

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

Yep, check out Yahoo for this headline:

Internet Hiccup Cured by Subs Scaring It - IT Gurus Perplexed

Damn subs making life harder for us Gurus.

 

[subbie_333]

My hands tend to roam.
Sorry

Well, since you can't help it, um, no need to apologize.

( PMs her a list of his erogenous zones )

 

[subbie_333]

Damn subs making life harder for us Gurus.

um, your av says that you are a Literotica Guru. Same thing as IT guru?!?!?!

 

[subbie_333]

Damn subs making life harder for us Gurus.

Hey! We fixed it, and, you are complaining?!?!?!

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

Well, since you can't help it, um, no need to apologize.

( PMs her a list of his erogenous zones )

Hehehe
*hands wander*

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

um, your av says that you are a Literotica Guru. Same thing as IT guru?!?!?!

Lol. My occupation is IT. Guess I'm a Guru all around.

 

[subbie_333]

Hehehe
*hands wander*

oh my!

( let's her )

oh god!

( let's her s'more )

 

[subbie_333]

Lol. My occupation is IT. Guess I'm a Guru all around.

i've done some network administration before

*shivers*

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

i've done some network administration before

*shivers*

It's not so bad, although I wouldn't have said that a week ago. Working in education at the beginning of the school year is not for the faint of heart.

 

[subbie_333]

It's not so bad, although I wouldn't have said that a week ago. Working in education at the beginning of the school year is not for the faint of heart.

i think the non-IT network users view network administrators kinda like sports fans view umpires/referees: the best ones are those ya never notice

i prefer to be on the software development side. ya get more of the "wow - that's cool" thingie

 

[FFOTS4Life]

i've done some network administration before

*shivers*

Don't believe him....he is supposed to be completely computer illiterate....

See subbie...that lie just keeps coming back to bite you in the ass....but I think you kind of enjoy that thing....

Oh...and here are some ruffled panties...I picked them out just for you...I think they will match the piratess outfit....

 

[Toa_lin]

ummm... yeah.. .IT.... been there done that... i think I'll stick to game design thank you very much

 

[subbie_333]

Don't believe him....he is supposed to be completely computer illiterate....

See subbie...that lie just keeps coming back to bite you in the ass....but I think you kind of enjoy that thing....

i is just confused. in the presence of *SO* many beautiful women - can't think straight

Oh...and here are some ruffled panties...I picked them out just for you...I think they will match the piratess outfit....

( looks at them, realizing that they match the outfit )

but, but, pirates don't clean up. They go after the booty!

( looks around for those with the best booties )

 

[FFOTS4Life]

( looks at them, realizing that they match the outfit )

but, but, pirates don't clean up. They go after the booty!

( looks around for those with the best booties )

LOL should have seen that joke coming.....

 

[subbie_333]

LOL should have seen that joke coming.....

( goes down checklist )

Fotsie's booty - check

 

[FFOTS4Life]

( goes down checklist )

Fotsie's booty - check

Very pleased to see I made the top of the list! Good work!

 

[subbie_333]

( goes down checklist )

Fotsie's booty - check

Nyphomaniacal - check

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

Nyphomaniacal - check

hehehe


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